Shouto: I—

Touya: Shouto's typing first?  Damn, what's the occasion?

Shouto: ...what are you doing in my room?

Touya: If I'm gonna get blackmailed, might as well fight back

Touya: Did you know that your first word was fuck?

Fuyumi: I'm still disappointed in that...

Touya: I'm so proud of myself for teaching you that

Touya: The look on the old man's face was priceless

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Get out

Touya: Nah your bed's comfortable

Touya: Keigo, wanna sleep in this bed with me tonight?

Touya: We can have some good old fashioned fun

Shouto: NOT IN MY BED

Keigo: Oml can we watch Frozen!?

Touya: That's not what I had in mind...

Keigo: Please, Touya?

Touya: ...

Keigo: 🥺

Touya: Fine

Keigo: You're the best :D

Touya: Yeah yeah, whatever

Shouto: How did you even get in here?

Touya: Windows are my specialty ;)

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Leave

Touya: No :p

Touya: Wait

Touya: What the fuck is this?

Shouto: What is what?

Touya: What the fuck?

Touya: It's green

Fuyumi: What's green...?

Touya: It's hair. There's green hair on this bed. Only one strand but it's green

Natsuo: 👀

Fuyumi: Why would there be green hair?

Shouto: ...

Touya: Sho-Sho~ Explain yourself right now

Shouto: I have nothing to explain.  It's a green strand of hair, what more do you want from me?

Touya: It's a green strand of hair. Sho-Sho, no one in this household has green hair.  You know what that rules out?

Shouto: ...what does it rule out

Touya: That someone else was in this bed

Touya: And you know who has green hair?

Touya: Your mother fucking boyfriend

Shouto: He has fucked no mothers

Touya: Maybe not mothers

Touya: But rather, you

Shouto: Get out right now

Touya: I'm definitely not leaving now :p

Touya: Not until you admit what you did two days ago

Shouto: WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Touya: Sure

Touya: It kind of looks like someone was pulling his hair a little too hard ;)

Fuyumi: TOUYA!

Touya: Whaaaaat? I'm just asking

Shouto: We didn't do anything, just get out right now

Touya: Why do you want me out so bad?

Shouto: Because it's my room

Touya: And I'm your older brother

Shouto: And?

Touya: And what?

Shouto: AND I WANT YOU OUT

Touya: No

Shouto: Yes

Touya: No

Shouto: Yes

Touya: No

Shouto: Yes

Fuyumi: Stop

Touya: No

Shouto: Yes

Fuyumi: You know what, I'm just going to put the both of you on silent

Touya: Yeah sure, ignore the facts, but whose side are you on, Yumi?

Fuyumi: I don't really care... I have work...

Touya: What's so wrong with being late to work?

Shouto: You know, some people actually have jobs, unlike you, TOUYA

Touya: I do have a job

Touya: Clean the hideout

Touya: Recruit new members

Touya: Commit a few murders here and there

Touya: You know, the usual

Fuyumi: Excuse me, but did you just say murder?

Touya: You know, the usual

Natsuo: Uhm, Touya, that's not good

Touya: What do ya expect, I am a villain

Touya: But those people deserved it so

Natsuo: 

Touya: Natsuo, I kill for a brighter tomorrow

Shouto: A brighter tomorrow my ass

Touya: You're not allowed to curse at me right now

Shouto: I can do what I want

Touya: You're only 16 or something like that

Shouto: You're only 26

Touya: Yeah, I'm an adult and you're not

Shouto: I'm more responsible than you

Touya: Says the one who was fooling around a few days ago

Shouto: Says the one who fools around whenever his lazy ass feels like it

Touya: Hey hey no need to call me out like that

Touya: It's not my fault that Keigo and I love to have fun together ;)

Shouto: EW I WASN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF FOOLING AROUND

Touya: You weren't?

Touya: Well I was ;)

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Why are you the way that you are?

Touya: You love me ;)

Shouto: I hate you

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Hawks, why did you come through the window?

Keigo: Touya said we're watching Frozen in here, remember?  :D

Touya: Mhm, and we'll recreate the scene with some pretty white snow

Shouto: ...

Shouto: THAT WAS DISGUSTING GOD PLEASE STOP

Keigo: Wait... where will we get the snow, Touya?

Touya: Oh don't worry, you know ;)

Keigo: No seriously, where are you hiding the snow?

Touya: You'll see after the movie, I promise

Keigo: Oh okay :D

Shouto: ...why can't you just go somewhere else?

Touya: Last time we were too loud and Crusty Man kicked us out ;)

Keigo: Yeah, apparently I was singing Let it Go too loud :(

Shouto: ...

Shouto: How is this even a conversation I'm having?

Shouto: You know what?  Fine.  Sleep in my bed... just clean it later...

Touya: I can make no promises

Shouto: Hawks

Keigo: What is it, Shouto?

Shouto: I—

Shouto: Uhm make sure he doesn't do anything he might regret

Keigo: Don't worry, Frozen is family fun for everyone :D

Shouto: ...

Touya: You heard the man ;)

Shouto: Natsuo, tell Fuyumi to tell the old man that I'm not sleeping at home tonight...

Touya: What's wrong?  Too scared to hear all the ruckus, Sho-Sho?

Shouto: Don't start with that, please

Keigo: Maybe you should stay and watch Frozen with us instead :D

Shouto: I'D RATHER FUCKING NOT

Shouto: Izuku and his mother will hopefully let me stay over

Touya: Now you're staying at his house ;)

Keigo: Yeah, it's like a sleepover :D

Keigo: Are you guys going to watch Frozen as well?

Shouto: I'm seriously done with this conversation

Shouto: Bye

Natsuo: Wait where do I go?

Natsuo: Shouto—

Natsuo: WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME