Touya: Sho-Sho, why does your boyfriend keep ignoring me

Touya: ...

Touya: Why are you ignoring me?

Touya: ...

Touya: IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR AND YOU HAVEN'T YELLED AT ME FOR BEING A LITTLE SHIT, WHAT IS GOING ON

Touya: Shouto

Touya: Shouto

Touya: I'll stop calling you Sho-Sho

Touya: ...

Touya: Shoutooooo

Touya: Shouto

Touya: Maybe I should do it Enji style

Touya: SHOOOUUUTTTOOOOOOOOOOO

Touya: ...

Touya: As your older brother, you have to answer me

Touya: Shoutoooooooooo

Touya: IT'S BEEN OVER AN HOUR

Touya: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Touya: SHOUTO FUCKING TODOROKI

Touya: ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN PHONE

Fuyumi: Will you cut it out with the spam already?  It's so annoying...

Touya: Well SHOUTO won't answer his FUCKING phone, so I am legally allowed to spam him

Fuyumi: Since when is anything you do legal?

Touya: lEaVe Me AlOnE aBoUt ThAt

Touya: Anyway, BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED

Touya: SHOUTO

Touya: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Touya: SHOUTO

Fuyumi: Please stop it

Touya: Would you rather me do it in an anime girl voice?

Touya: T-Todoroki-Kun, will you please notice me Senpai?  0///0

Natsuo: That was disturbing, even through text

Touya: B-but T-Todoroki-Kun k-keeps ignoring me, and now I wonder if he h-hates me. I-I thought I was being good, but now Senpai is punishing me

Natsuo: That sounded wrong...

Touya: T-Todoroki-Kun, please give me the attention I need~!  I can't wait any longer~!

Natsuo: sToP

Touya: s-SENPAI~!  AHHH~!  PLEASE~!

Natsuo: I'm going to call Hawks and ask him to take away your phone

Touya: dOn'T cAlL kEiGo

Natsuo: 👀

Fuyumi: Natsu, you don't even HAVE his number, you can't give him an empty threat like that

Natsuo: I can easily steal it from the old man's phone, it's not gonna be a problem

Touya: Or how about you just leave Keigo alone?

Natsuo: oR i CaN jUsT iNviTe HiM tO tHiS cHaT

Touya: I HAVE ADMIN PRIVILEGES, LAY OFF

Natsuo: Why are you so scared 👀

Touya: i'M nOt ScArEd

Natsuo: Liar

Natsuo: T e l l  m e  w h y

Keigo has been added.

Keigo: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

Touya: fUcK, i ForGoT tO diSaBlE iNviTeS

Natsuo: TELL ME WHY

Keigo: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

Touya: Don't tell me that this was FUCKING REHEARSED

Natsuo: TELL ME WHY

Keigo: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

Natsuo: I WANT IT THAT WAY

Keigo: Ah chills, literal chills

Touya: nO there goes all my plans

Keigo: TOUYYAAAAAAA why did you hide this chat from me

Keigo: You pinkie promised that you would add me to any chat you made with your siblings 👉👈

Touya: Keigo, I was only protecting you from all the chaos they cause

Fuyumi: The chaos we cause?

Touya: Yes

Fuyumi: You fucking asshole

Touya: S e e

Keigo: Just tell me you don't love me 🥺

Touya: sigh

Touya: Don't discuss that here, but I'm sorry and whatnot

Fuyumi: That wasn't even a proper apology, I don't think Hawks will take it that easily

Keigo: :D

Keigo: Okay Touya, I accept your apology :DD

Fuyumi: What the actual fuck

Touya: Watch your fucking language, there are children present

Fuyumi: I—

Natsuo: Who?

Keigo: Yeah, whooooo

Touya: You

Keigo: I'm not a child 🥺

Touya: Stop making that face

Keigo: 🥺

Touya: Keigo, wHy

Keigo: Sorry, I'm still very sad

Keigo: Will you keep your promise next time?

Touya: Ugghhhh fiinneeee

Keigo: Yay!  Now I am officially part of the Todoroki family :D

Touya: Wait no— that's not how it works—

Keigo: Ofc it is, this was our legally binding contract :D

Touya: That's not the right contract you idiot...

Keigo: Then what is the right contract?

Touya: If you want to join the Todoroki family, you have to either get adopted by the old man or get married to one of us

Touya: And you know that there's no way Enji would adopt you

Keigo: Ohhh okay that makes sense

Keigo: Touya, will you marry me?

Touya: I—

Natsuo: 👁👄👁

Fuyumi: What the fuck just happened

Touya: ...

Touya: Uhhh

Keigo has been kicked from the chat.

Natsuo: BRO WE WERE JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART

Touya: Damn, who could've done such a thing

Fuyumi: You have admin privileges you fuckwipe

Touya: Damn, whoever the admin is must be a real dick

Fuyumi: I—

Fuyumi: Anyway...

Fuyumi: Why would you do that?  I'm pretty sure he asked that with all seriousness

Touya: He did.  But I didn't want you guys to see that

Touya: I'll talk to him later

Touya: Fuck you guys now I feel bad

Natsuo: Awww Touya's got a soft spot for Hawks

Touya: Shut the fuck up

Shouto: You all are so fucking annoying.  I can't leave for a while in peace

Touya: SHOUTO

Touya: IT'S BEEN 3 FUCKING HOURS WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN

Shouto: Not here

Touya: YOU DUMBASS, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

Shouto: sigh

Shouto: It's none of your concern

Touya: As your eldest brother, I AM ENTITLED TO KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT

Shouto: No you're not

Touya: TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

Shouto: Saying it over and over again isn't going to change my mind

Touya: I'll just guess then

Touya: Sleeping?

Touya: Cleaning?

Touya: Crying?

Touya: Fucking?

Shouto: TOUYA WHAT THE HELL

Fuyumi: Touya, Shouto is 16

Touya: Who says you can't fuck at 16?

Shouto: Doesn't mean I was

Touya: You seem so defensive of it, like you did do it

Shouto: Fuck off already

Touya: Shouto, just tell me the truth and we can get this over with

Shouto: Hmmm question for you first

Touya: Ask away

Shouto: Did you ever fuck Hawks

Fuyumi: Shouto!

Touya: Uhhh yeah

Touya: Plenty of times

Natsuo: You did what?

Touya: I can tell you how it all went down

Shouto: Please stop typing I don't want to hear any more...

Touya: Suit yourself. I could have given you lots of tips on how to be a top

Shouto: I am a top you fuckhead

Touya: How would you know that, huh?

Shouto: Because I

Shouto: ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

Touya: Heyyy that's my thing

Shouto: Whatever

Touya: What does it saaayyyyyy

Shouto: I thought since it was "your thing" you would know

Touya: Stop being a smartass and give me the tea

Shouto: I don't have any tea

Touya: YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME NOW YOU IDIOT

Touya: Fuck I'm getting a call

Touya: Bye

Shouto: Fucking finally

Fuyumi: So Shouto, where were you?  Touya does make a good point, you were gone for 3 hours straight

Shouto: I was doing stuff

Natsuo: Who's stuff

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Goodbye