Touya: Just killed a woman

Touya: Feeling good

Fuyumi: Touya—

Natsuo: No, no give him a second

Touya: Wait what

Rei: What was that??

Touya: hUh

Rei: Are you murdering people again?

Touya: I was quoting Tommyinnit wtf

Rei: Answer the question

Touya:

Natsuo: KBVCXCVBN

Keigo: You're grounded

Touya: Eiiii no I'm not

Keigo: Go to your room

Touya: What room?

Keigo: Room.  Now.

Touya: Girl I'm an adult and I have control over my life 🙄

Keigo: "I have control over my life" yeah right

Keigo: That's coming from the one who burned down the table when you dropped a sandwich on the floor

Touya: I TOLD YOU I MUST GREIVE

Keigo: You're still not in your room

Touya: bUt

Keigo: Butts are for sitting, now go to your room

Touya: *eating

Shouto: You're gross

Touya: Says the one who ate the broccoli's ass 🙄

Shouto: THAT'S STILL NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

Rei: Shouto!  Watch your language!

Shouto: Fucking French

Shouto: Damn isn't even that bad

Keigo: I'm going to ground you too

Touya: Haha you're getting grounded

Shouto: Tf?  So are you???

Touya: And?  It's still fucking hilarious

Shouto: You're a fucking dick

Touya: Well I mean

Touya: People say you are what you eat, and let me tell you, I'm the biggest dick in town

Shouto: You know what, being grounded sounds better than this.

Shouto: Izuku, come join me in my room

Izuku: Okay!

Keigo: No, you don't get to hang out with him for a week

Shouto: FUCKING BULLSHIT

Shouto: Izuku, I'm running away, pack your things

Izuku: But All Might and my mom will worry—

Shouto: Can't you just say your parents so it can be easier?

Izuku: ALL MIGHT IS NOT MY DAD

Shouto: I'm not falling for that, I saw All Might with your mom the other day.

Izuku: ...What?

Shouto: Were they or were they not on a date?

Izuku: I don't... what are you talking about?

Shouto: Playing dumb I see

Touya: Ooooo ✨drama✨

Shouto: Shut the fuck up I wasn't even talking to you

Touya: YOU CAN'T KEEP ME AWAY

Shouto:

Touya: I AIN'T NO BITCH

Shouto: LIAR

Touya:

Natsuo: Guys we get it, Touya has a small dick and Shouto is just a straight up dick

Touya: FUCK YOU

Shouto: That deserves a high five

Izuku: I'll give you one :D

Shouto: ...

Shouto: If you come into my room right now I'm really not going to give you a high five

Izuku: Why???

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Nevermind

Touya: 👀 Is it Frozen time already?

Shouto: I

Shouto: WASN'T

Shouto: TALKING

Shouto: TO

Shouto: YOU

Touya: I was just wondering ;)

Natsuo: Why did I just realize that Hawks is the one grounding you two?

Fuyumi: Look who's late to the party

Fuyumi: Dumbass

Natsuo: 🥲

Natsuo:

Rei: I am so confused what in the world is going on

Shouto: Welcome to my life 🙄

Touya: Let me give you a run through

Touya: I give off big dick energy

Shouto: Shut up no you do not

Touya: Sho-Sho's a twat

Shouto: 🙄

Touya: Natsuo thinks he can meme

Natsuo: >:0 OW

Touya: Oh and he's also a twat

Natsuo: AGAIN, O W

Touya: Fuyumi's a literally Bitch BECAUSE SHE'S STILL BLACKMAILING ME EVEN THOUGH I ASKED HER TO STOP

Fuyumi: Got to admit it's funny as hell when you come back mad because of something I didn't do

Touya: WELL YOU CAUSED IT

Fuyumi: How would you know? Maybe Shigaraki just feels like pissing you off

Natsuo: As he should 😌

Touya: YUMMMIIII JUST STOP BLACKMAILING MEEEEEE

Fuyumi: No

Touya: 🥲

Touya: Whatever anyways ;-;

Touya: Keigo's sexy as hell and he should STOP FUCKING GROUNDING EVERYONE SMH YOUmRE NOT EVEN THE BOSS OF ME I SHOULD BE FREE TO KILL WHO I WANT ✋✨

Keigo: What if I said THAT KILLING IS ILLEGAL

Touya: HEY HEY HEY SAYS YOU

Keigo: WOAH SLOW DOWN THERE

Touya: YUH HUH SO WHEN I KILL IT'S NOT OKAY BUT WHEN YOU DO IT'S FINE

Touya: BULLSHIT

Shouto: Wait what's happening???

Natsuo: You don't wanna know

Shouto: ???

Touya: ANYWAY WHERE WAS I

Touya: Oh right :)

Touya: Adorable little Izuku Midoriya

Shouto: You say anything about him and you die.

Touya: I just wanted to say how happy he's making you ☺️

Izuku: Awww is that true Sho-chan?

Shouto: Well yeah but wait for it

Izuku: Wait for what???

Touya: ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵏⁱⁿᵏʸ ᵃˢ ʰᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰⁱᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵒᵘᵗᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉᵈ ˢᵒ ᵐᵃⁿʸ ᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵈᵃᵐⁿ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵈⁱᵍⁿⁱᵗʸ

Shouto: MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS 🔫

Rei: Language

Touya: NO :)

Shouto: I'M

Shouto: GONNA

Shouto: FUCKING

Shouto: LOSE

Shouto: IT

Natsuo: Alright Shouto we get it you got anger issues, now let's go get you some heelies to escape your feelies 😌

Shouto: It'll be a cold day in hell before I wear heelies

Natsuo: Nobody ever wants to be cool with me 🥲

Izuku: Is it too late to ask if I can wear heelies?

Shouto: DEEP BREATHS

Natsuo: At least your boyfriend's cool

Natsuo:

Shouto: I don't associate with anyone here.  Where's Bakugou when I need him :/