Touya: Oh well imagine~

The Cooler Touya: Are you singing that one Panic! At the Disco song

Touya: What the fuck's a Panic at the disco

The Cooler Touya: This is why I'm The Cooler Touya 🙄

Touya: Change your name.

The Cooler Touya: No

Touya: Change your name.

The Cooler Touya: No

Touya: CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME

The Cooler Touya: N O

Touya: I'll give you ¥6000

The Cooler Touya: With what money?

Touya: I uh...

Touya: FINE I'LL LET YOU WEAR MY JACKET FOR A DAY

The Cooler Touya: Oh?

The Cooler Touya: Hmmm... okay I'll do it just this once

Touya: Good

The Cooler Touya has changed his name to Touya.

Touya has changed Fuyumi's name to Touya.

Touya has changed Keigo's name to Touya.

Touya has changed Shouto's name to Touya.

Touya has changed Izuku's name to Touya.

Touya: YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH

Touya: YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT

Touya: I do as I please ✨✨✨

Touya: HOW IN FUCKING FUCK DID YOU DO THAT ANYWAY

Touya: None of your business

Touya: HOW IN THE HELL ARE WE EVEN GONNA TELL ANYONE APART!?

Touya: If you've read this book long enough, you would know

Touya: TF!?

Touya: Oh wow, this is actually hilarious

Touya: Natsuo, this is why you're my favorite brother

Touya: WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!?  WAS THAT SHOUTO!?  I BET IT WAS SHOUTO

Touya: No, it's Touya

Touya: Obviously 🙄

Touya: YUMI I DEMAND ASSISTANCE

Touya: I don't take orders from you

Touya: Period 😩💅

Touya: EVERYONE IN THIS FAMILY IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Touya: Look who's talking

Touya: GUYS, STOP, I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE I'M ATTACKING MYSELF

Touya: Well I mean, you are, you're literally talking to yourself you crazy ass hoe

Touya: BITCH WHATCHU MEAN!?

Touya: I DON'T TALK TO MYSELF

Touya: Don't lie, you talk to yourself all the time ✋✨

Touya: Keigo istg if THAT WAS YOU

Touya: Wait are we messing with Touya today?

Touya: When are we not?

Touya: Oh!  You're right!

Touya: Y'all don't mess with me all the time... right?

Touya: Do you really think Izuku accidentally says something vague enough to sound like we fucked?

Touya: Well yeah

Touya: Like I would ever let that happen

Touya: We work together to make sure your bitch ass gets fed, only to be disappointed by the truth

Touya: Yeah!  Because I'm still a virgin!

Touya: BITCH Y'ALL BETTER STOP LYING

Touya: Why would I lie?

Touya: WHY WOULDN'T YOU!?

Touya: THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT YOU BOTH ARE VIRGINS

Touya: Keep telling yourself that 

Touya: But what about the "I don't have daddy issues!  Shouto didn't do anything wrong"???

Touya: He is my daddy, dw

Touya: He pleases me very well

Touya: Hmmmmm ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T FUCK

Touya: Yeah, he pleases me with kisses!

Touya: They tickle a bit, but it's okay, because I love him <3

Touya: STOP LYING TO ME

Touya: YOU LITERALLY KNOW THE LYRICS TO TOUCH YOU, SO YOU'RE NOT AT ALL INNOCENT

Touya: Who DOESN'T know the lyrics to Touch You?

Touya: You don't need to watch it to know it

Touya: I didn't know the lyrics until Touya watched YBC with me 🥺

Touya: Nobody asked you

Touya: Damn, Fuyumi woke up at chose violence today 😭

Touya: Wait wait wait

Touya: How did you know that was Yumi?

Touya: Fuyumi's the one who's named Touya

Touya: LMFAO PLS 😭

Touya: Oh WOW, thanks SHOUTO, that REALLY cleared things up

Touya: I'm not Shouto, but you're welcome 😌

Touya: Then who are you???

Touya: Touya

Touya: Hmmm but that can't be right, I'm Touya 🤔

Touya: Nah nah, I think you got it wrong, obviously I'm Touya ✋🙄

Touya: Huh??  I think I missed something, I'm definitely Touya, duh

Touya: Well then I must be mistaken because last time I checked I'm Touya...

Touya: Y'ALL STFU

Touya: Make me

Touya: Bitch, I'm gonna burn your room to a crisp, we'll see who's got the last laugh

Touya: I'll have the last laugh because you fell for it

Touya: Plus, you don't even know which one I am

Touya: I'll give you a hint

Touya: I'm really attractive

Touya: Imagine that narrowing it down 😫

Touya: But Keigo's the only attractive one

Touya: Then if your damage is on Hawks's room, then so be it

Touya: Goddammit, just SAY WHO YOU ARE

Touya: Want another hint?

Touya: In some way, I am part of the Todoroki family

Touya: HHHHH

Touya: Oh I'm sorry, you still can't figure it out??

Touya: You're fucking dumb, I hate you

Touya: I love you too ❤

Touya: Keigo, help me please ;-;

Touya: There is no Keigo anymore, only Touya

Touya: Fine, I'll be forced to used my trump card

Touya: Keigoooooo let's watch Frozennnnnn~

Touya: Frozen??  🥺

Touya: Gross

Touya: Says the one who likes kissing my thighs 😩

Touya: I mean have you seen those thighs, like damn

Touya: Ngl, Izuku has really nice thighs, I can't even deny that

Touya: You guys are stupid

Touya: HHAHAHAHA I FOUND YOU, I KNOW WHO'S WHO

Touya: Who's who?

Touya: Well, obviously the one who said the thing about kissing thighs was Izuku, then the ngl was Shouto, the stupid was Yumi, Frozen was Keigo, and damn was Natsuo

Touya: Hmmm possibly

Touya: But if I were to say something like "Omg Yakitori sounds so good right now", who do you think I am?

Touya: Keigo, obviously

Touya: N o p e

Touya: I'm definitely Fuyumi

Touya: YOU GUYS COULD EASILY BE TALKING THIS OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE AND PLANNING IT OUT

Touya: Maybe, but that isn't any of your business

Touya: Bitch, that's it, I'm calling mom

Touya: Huh???

Touya: Wait don't do that

Touya: NO MOM'S BUSY, LEAVE HER ALONE

Touya: Y'all are just scared to be told on

Touya: Wtf I'm not scared of anything 🙄

Touya: Yeah, because you were definitely not scared when I was about to Detroit Smash your ass

Touya: You're adorable, I could never be scared of you...

Touya: Right

Touya: Anyway, I'm calling mom

Touya: No wait I'm sorry just leave her alone :((

Touya has changed Touya's name to Shouto.

Shouto: Why did you have to do me first, I wanted to say some shit and blame it on Hawks again

Touya: Woooooowww you're so mean sometimes

Shouto: And you like that

Touya: Shhhh don't call me out

Touya has changed Touya's name to Izuku.

Touya has changed Touya's name to Keigo.

Touya: Keigo Keigo why would you work with them??

Keigo: It was funny

Touya: He's right, it really was

Touya has changed Touya's name to Fuyumi.

Fuyumi: The fact that this plan was good until Touya was gonna be a snitch amused me

Fuyumi: Such a coward

Touya: I'm not a coward, so fuck off

Fuyumi: Uhuh...

Touya has changed his name to Natsuo.

Natsuo: There, you happy now?

Touya: Yeah

Natsuo: Thank god

Touya: I'm still telling

Natsuo: NO