Touya: Do you ever just

Shouto: Yes

Touya: Shut up, let me finish

Touya: Do you ever just

Shouto: Yes

Izuku: Yes

Keigo: Yes

Natsuo: Yes

Fuyumi: Yes

Touya: I'm going to turn you all into a widely hated grape pervert

Shouto: I'd like to see you try

Izuku: Please don't, Shouto's balls are better, thanks

Shouto: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

Touya:

Natsuo: Fucking Chirst, Izuku, you're embarrassing me 

Touya: All I want to know is whether or not they fucked man

Fuyumi: What do you even have to gain from that?

Touya: Vengeance

Shouto: Vengeance?

Touya: Yes

Shouto: FOR WHAT!?

Touya:

Shouto: I—

Shouto: OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY FOR WHAT

Touya: Back when I was 13, your ass soaked my bed with water so it looked like I peed myself

Shouto: That sounds like something I would do ngl

Izuku: Shouto!

Shouto: What?  Touya's an ass smh

Natsuo: I don't think that was Shouto, Touya?

Touya: What are you talking about?  OF COURSE IT WAS SHOUTO

Natsuo: HE WAS 5

Touya: He still is, nothing's changed

Natsuo: And we were dealing with other fucking problems at the time, dumbass

Touya: Hmmm what're you talking about

Natsuo: I mean, I could mention something about someone with blue flames who became a villain through family drama

Touya: Can't hear you over my hotness

Natsuo: T O U Y A

Touya: Y'all here smth?

Natsuo: 🤦‍♂️

Touya: Yk what I'm too swag for y'all </3

Keigo: Even too swag for me??  🥺

Touya: Keigo, you know that I love you

Keigo: Awww I love you too ❤

Touya: But the answer is yes

Keigo: 💔

Natsuo: WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Fuyumi: The knife drawer is open

Natsuo: FUYUMI NO

Fuyumi: Fuyumi yes

Shouto: Izuku, if anyone asks who killed Touya, tell the cops it was my father

Izuku: THAT'S ILLEGAL

Shouto: Apparently a lot of things are illegal, but you still see people doing them

Shouto: Like homicide

Shouto: Arson

Shouto: Property damage

Shouto: Kidnapping

Shouto: You know, the possibilities are endless

Touya: I feel like I'm being directly attacked

Shouto: That's because you are

Shouto: Fucker

Touya: DON'T CALL ME A FUCKER, YOU BROCCOLI FUCKER

Izuku: Shouto, you fuck broccoli?

Shouto: Not THE ACTUAL VEGETABLE

Izuku: Then what the hell is he talking about?

Shouto: He's talking about you

Izuku: Ohhhhhh

Izuku: ...

Izuku: I mean he's not entirely wrong

Shouto: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Natsuo: 👁👄👁

Natsuo: 🍵🍵🍵

Izuku: And that's my cue to book it

Touya: Nuh uh, get your broccoli looking headass to the Todoroki household right now, young man

Izuku: You're not my mom >:T

Touya: I can be your dad

Izuku: Dad?

Touya: Yes

Izuku: I already have a dad?

Izuku: But he went to go get milk :D

Shouto: ...

Izuku: He said that he'll be right back :D

Shouto: ...

Izuku: It's been 16 years :')

Shouto: Izuku

Izuku: I'm sure he's gonna show up soon :')

Shouto: Izuku

Izuku: Yeah?

Shouto: Meet me behind the cherry blossom tree behind the dorms at 5

Izuku: Huh??  Why??

Shouto: Nothing that concerns my siblings or the FBI agents

Izuku: Oh!  Of course!  I'll be there!

Shouto: Thanks

Izuku: You're welcome!

Touya: ...

Touya: OI FUCKHEADS, I WAS GONNA MAKE SHOUTO PISSED BY SAYING "Unless you prefer me as your daddy" BUT Y'ALL ARE FUCKING HOES JUST PAY ATTENTION TO ME </3

Keigo: I'll pay attention to you

Touya: I love it when you care, it's so hot

Natsuo: What even is your guys' relationship istg

Touya: What's that supposed to mean?

Natsuo: You were literally just being mean to Hawks?

Touya: He likes it and he knows it

Keigo: Yes

Touya: Keigo, let's go do something, how about it?

Keigo: Hmmm alright

Touya: Meet me on the bed at 5 ;)

Keigo: Of course :D

Shouto: Do you REALLY have to do it at the same time as us!?

Touya: Yes.  It's very necessary

Shouto: Natsuo, get me a bucket of water

Natsuo: For what?

Shouto: No fucking reason

Natsuo: Uh... alright...

Shouto: Thanks

Shouto: It smells like fucking roses in here tf

Shouto: Candles?

Shouto: Bleh

Touya: OI TF DID YOU JUST DO, I'M GETTING READY TO FUCK IN HERE

Shouto: Ugh it's you

Touya: HISS HISS, BACK OFF BITCH

Touya has been deleted.

Shouto: Oh shit what the fuck did I just do

Natsuo is now the admin.

Shouto: Ah—

Natsuo: I have all of the power now

Natsuo: Holy shiiiiiit

Natsuo: