Touya: What do you guys say we work together to make the old man's life a living hell?

Shouto: I'm in

Touya: No one asked you

Shouto: YOU JUST FUCKING SAID

Touya: Watch your fucking language

Shouto: ...

Shouto: I'm leaving this fucking family

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Natsuo: Bro wtf

Touya: Just give it a second

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Shouto: Nevermind, I'm back in the family

Touya: Called it

Natsuo: What happened?

Shouto: I just got 100 messages from the old man

Shouto: All of them was just my name

Shouto: In all caps

Touya: Haha just imagine getting texts from that fuck face

Touya: Couldn't be me

Shouto: THAT'S BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU'RE DEAD

Touya: Damn why are ya yelling

Shouto: *breathes*

Shouto: Why are you my brother

Touya: I love you

Shouto: Fuck you

Touya: Wooooahhh getting a little hostility here

Touya: You're getting put on time out

Fuyumi: Can we all just get along?

Natsuo: Fuck dude, we sure can

Fuyumi: I—

Touya: It's not my fault that Shouto's getting angry

Shouto: It kind of is

Touya: Hey, you're on time out

Touya: No talking for the next 10 minutes

Shouto: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE

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Fuyumi: WILL THE BOTH OF YOU STOP

Touya: ...

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Fuyumi: Jesus fucking Christ

Shouto: What the hell do you want with me

Shouto: You either tell me or leave me alone

Shouto: I'm kind of busy today

Touya: Busy?

Shouto: Yes

Touya: Doing what?

Shouto: None of your fucking business

Touya: You're a little bitter today

Shouto: I wonder why

Touya: Is that sarcasm I'm sensing?

Shouto: No, it's a fucking statement

Touya: Haha very funny, Shouto

Touya: Now tell me what's keeping you so "busy"

Fuyumi: Oh yeah, it's a weekend, isn't it?  You usually come home early, but you've been gone for a few hours

Shouto: I told you, I'm busy

Natsuo: ARE YOU ON A DATE

Shouto: What?

Touya: Nevermind, I found him

Touya:

Fuyumi: What is this?

Natsuo: Is that Shouto smiling?

Fuyumi: Who's this little broccoli head with him?

Natsuo: Is that an All Might shaped snowman?

Shouto: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE

Touya: I took it while I was walking in the park

Shouto: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Shouto: LEAVE ME ALONE

Shouto: STOP STALKING MY FUCKING DATE

Natsuo: SO IT IS A DATE

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Fuck

Touya: I knew it I FUCKING KNEW YOU LIKED THAT BOY

Fuyumi: Wait... so you're gay?

Touya: Aren't we all?

Natsuo: Fair point

Touya: Isn't that boy like All Might's secret love child or something?

Shouto: Uhhhh

Shouto: Yeah

Touya: You're on a path to greatness, Shouto

Touya: This is sure to ruin his career faster

Touya: Good job for not messing up this time

Shouto: Whatever

Touya: Oh and Shouto

Touya: One more thing, I swear

Shouto: What

Touya: Can I have his number?

Shouto: No

Touya: Worth a shot

Touya: Don't worry, I'll get it somehow

Shouto: You better not, or I'll fucking kill you

Touya: Riigghhhhtt

Touya: And I'm a villain

Fuyumi: I— Touya, you ARE a villain

Touya: Oh shit you're right

Touya: I'm too lazy to think of something else

Touya: Enjoy your date, Sho-Sho

Touya: Don't have too much fun later ;)

Shouto: Fuck off