Touya: Urban dictionary is a wild place

Natsuo: You're barely realizing this?

Touya: You're just mad because of all the bitches I am the best

Natsuo: ...

Natsuo: Wait

Nastuo: Don't fucking do it, I will CRY

Touya: Okay I won't

Natsuo: Thank you

Touya: ...

Touya: So anyway

Touya: 🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😼wa⛓shöjo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ👑BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦

Natsuo: Everybody gangster until you here this playing in the boys locker room

Shouto: What the fuck did I just read

Fuyumi: That's very inappropriate...

Touya: You're not supposed to know what it says guys

Fuyumi: We live in Japan.  What language do you think we speak?

Touya: We live in Japan, so of course we have to speak English 😩✨

Natsuo:

Fuyumi: You're dumb.  Please just don't say whatever that was...

Touya: How about the full lyrics 😏

Natsuo: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

Touya: Alright fine fine fine

Touya: But I can't wait for the gA—

Natsuo: Who the fuck let you watch Yarichin Bitch Club

Touya: Keigo

Keigo: Urban dictionary said it was family friendly 🥺

Natsuo: FIRST OF ALL

Natsuo: Who the fuck gets their sources from Urban dictionary?

Natsuo: SECOND OF ALL

Natsuo: There is no fucking way it did

Touya:

Touya:

Touya:

Touya:

Natsuo: 👁👄👁

Touya: Long story short we watched it and I have no regrets

Shouto: Gross

Touya: Don't say that like you don't enjoy yaoi

Shouto: I only watch wholesome shit

Touya: It's VERY wholesome

Shouto: Do you think I'm stupid?

Touya: Yes

Shouto has attempted to block Touya.

This action has been banned.

Shouto has attempted to delete this chat.

This action has been banned.

Shouto tried to leave the chat.

This action has been banned.

Shouto tried to destroy his phone.

This action has been banned

Shouto: What the actual fuck

Shouto: I ACTUALLY THREW MY PHONE AGAINST THE FUCKING WALL AND THE CHAT REGECTED IT

Shouto: TOUYA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

Touya: I told you, I hacked it

Natsuo: Kind of sounds like you broke the laws of nature to me

Touya: What can I say?  I'm just that good

Shouto: I'm going to fucking cry

Shouto has changed Touya's name to STUPID ASS HOE WHO DOESN'T FUCKING LISTEN BUT INSTEAD JUST INSULTS ME WHENEVER HE GETS THE CHANCE BUT JOKES ON HIM HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE AN OVEN AND HIS FASHION SENSE IS TRASH AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAISIN THAT'S BAKED IN THE SUN FOR WAY TOO LONG OH AND BY THE WAY HE SMELLS LIKE CHEESE.

Shouto: Wait did that actually work

STUPID ASS HOE WHO DOESN'T FUCKING LISTEN BUT INSTEAD JUST INSULTS ME WHENEVER HE GETS THE CHANCE BUT JOKES ON HIM HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE AN OVEN AND HIS FASHION SENSE IS TRASH AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAISIN THAT'S BAKED IN THE SUN FOR WAY TOO LONG OH AND BY THE WAY HE SMELLS LIKE CHEESE: What the fuck

STUPID ASS HOE WHO DOESN'T FUCKING LISTEN BUT INSTEAD JUST INSULTS ME WHENEVER HE GETS THE CHANCE BUT JOKES ON HIM HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE AN OVEN AND HIS FASHION SENSE IS TRASH AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAISIN THAT'S BAKED IN THE SUN FOR WAY TOO LONG OH AND BY THE WAY HE SMELLS LIKE CHEESE: I DON'T SMELL LIKE CHEESE >:(

Natsuo: That's what you're mad about

Shouto: Of all the things you banned you forgot to ban the name change

STUPID ASS HOE WHO DOESN'T FUCKING LISTEN BUT INSTEAD JUST INSULTS ME WHENEVER HE GETS THE CHANCE BUT JOKES ON HIM HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE AN OVEN AND HIS FASHION SENSE IS TRASH AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAISIN THAT'S BAKED IN THE SUN FOR WAY TOO LONG OH AND BY THE WAY HE SMELLS LIKE CHEESE: I DIDN'T THINK A HOE LIKE YOU WOULD USE IT

Shouto: I'M GOING TO ABUSE THIS

Shouto has changed STUPID ASS HOE WHO DOESN'T FUCKING LISTEN BUT INSTEAD JUST INSULTS ME WHENEVER HE GETS THE CHANCE BUT JOKES ON HIM HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE AN OVEN AND HIS FASHION SENSE IS TRASH AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAISIN THAT'S BAKED IN THE SUN FOR WAY TOO LONG OH AND BY THE WAY HE SMELLS LIKE CHEESE's name to Burnt Chicken Nugget.

Burnt Chicken Nugget: Even if I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself

Shouto has been banned from changing others' names.

Burnt Chicken Nugget has changed his name to Touya.

Touya: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to need you to respect the hierarchy

Touya: I am the king you bow down to me

Touya: Keigo is an angel, he isn't even on this system, he's above all of you

Touya: Natsuo is a merchant

Natsuo: Finally I can live out my dream and sell some wEeD

Fuyumi: What?

Natsuo: AND THAT'S MY CUE TO BOOK IT

Natsuo has banned himself from the chat for 24 hours.

Touya: There goes our halftime entertainment

Touya: Anyway

Touya: Yumi is a servant

Fuyumi: I can't believe you put me on a lower status than Natsu

Fuyumi: This action will have consequences

Touya: ahahahah what?

Fuyumi: :)

Touya: Uhhhhhh

Touya: Chileee so anyways

Touya: Shouto is a commoner

Shouto: Hoe's just mad because I have more money

Touya: SHUT IT YOU CANADIAN FLAG

Touya: And Enji is an untouchable

Shouto: That's the only part of this system I support

Touya: Shut it you commoner

Shouto: I can't hear you over the sound of all the falling money

Touya: I HAVE A HIGHER STATUS THAN YOU, SO I CAN LEGALLY TAKE YOUR MONEY

Shouto: