Touya: Did you know that you can hire clowns to scare children?

Shouto: You finally got a job?  Good for you

Natsuo: Shouto's my favorite now

Touya: FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT A FUCKING CLOWN

Touya: SECOND, NATSUO I'M ALWAYS GOING TO BE YOUR FAVORITE SHHHH

Shouto: You're right

Shouto: You're too ugly to be a clown

Touya: How dare you, I'm fucking hot

Touya: So hot that everyone wants to fuck me ;)

Shouto: Who would want to fuck a raisin?

Keigo: :D

Shouto: You don't count

Keigo: :(

Shouto: Anyone?

Shouto: That's what I thought

Touya: Either shut the fuck up or become the dirt I walk on

Shouto:

Touya: Shouto is a hoe 🖕

Shouto: 🖕✨✨✨

Touya: I'M GOING TO GO EAT SOMETHING REAL QUICK AND WHEN I GET BACK I'LL HAVE THE COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY

Shouto: Right.  And I'm 5

Touya: I thought you were?

Shouto: I'm still 16

Touya: I don't know, last time I checked you were 5

Shouto: There's something called aging

Touya: Wait then how old are you?

Shouto: I literally just said

Touya:

Shouto: I'm calling the police

Touya: YOU WON'T—

Shouto: I CAN AND I WILL

Shouto: BETTER YET, I'M GONNA CALL FATHER—

Touya: NUH UH, LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS

Shouto: YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM WHEN YOU ADDED HIM TO THIS CHAT

Touya: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Shouto: NO

Fuyumi: BOTH OF YOU CUT IT OUT!

Natsuo: AH SHIT SHE ANGRY—

Natsuo:

Touya: Don't pray for me yet >:0

Shouto: You literally just put yourself on your death bed by pissing off Fuyumi

Touya: Yumi can't hurt me

Fuyumi: Touya, I'd like you to go eat for a second, take a break, why don't you?

Touya: Aight cuz I'm hungry af and this time it ain't for some dick

Keigo: I'm laying in bed with some Yakitori to share :D

Touya: Never mind I changed my mine, I want dick

Shouto: You're disgusting

Touya: Stop acting like you don't want dick ✨✋🙄

Natsuo: Fr ✨✨✨

Shouto: Natsuo, what the hell?

Natsuo: What?

Shouto: Whose side are you on?

Natsuo: Usually whoever makes a fair point

Touya: That's a smart man right there

Touya: ANYWAY TO HAVE A MEAL

Touya: And by meal I mean some chicken dick

Shouto: Get out.

Touya: I'll be back

Shouto: Touya's annoying

Natsuo: You gotta admit, he's the fun older brother

Shouto: BUT HE'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING

Natsuo: You're just saying that because you're going through puberty

Shouto: I feel like you don't know how old I am either

Natsuo: 13

Shouto: THIS HOUSE

Shouto: IS A FUCKING

Shouto: N I G H T M A R E

Natsuo: You'll get over it

Shouto: I'm running away.  Natsuo, replace me and become a hero

Natsuo: I can finally pursue my career and become the meme hero: Nat

Shouto: Wtf

Natsuo: With the power of memes I put the villains to a halt

Natsuo: One time there was a villain on the street and he tried to shoot me and I gave him an uno reverse

Natsuo: Boy never bothered me again ✋✨

Natsuo: And the old man says we have no talent

Shouto: Did this actually happen??

Fuyumi: ...Yes

Natsuo: I can put all the villains out of business, just watch me ✌😛

Shouto: Sure...

Touya: GUESS WHO'S BACK

Shouto: Satan

Touya: Close

Touya:

Shouto: I'm logging off

Touya: ✨No✨

Natsuo: How about instead of being asses to each other, we hang out together at home?  There's plenty of food

Touya: FREE FOOD, I'M IN

Shouto: YOU JUST ATE

Touya: You don't know what I did

Shouto: You probably did Hawks

Touya: You're damn right ;)

Shouto: Ew

Shouto: If Touya's going, I'm not

Touya: ;-;

Natsuo: We can trash the old man's room?

Shouto: I'm coming.

Touya: How the fuck—

Natsuo: