Touya: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Shouto: Why would there be a pineapple under the sea?

Natsuo: sPoNgEbOb SqUaRePaNtS

Shouto: Wearing square pants would be very uncomfortable

Touya: Ohhh that's right I forgot

Touya: You have no childhood

Touya: hahhaah how would I expect you to know

Shouto: Funny how I'm being insulted by a flamefucker on meth

Touya: I don't fuck the flames, the flames fuck me

Shouto: HA I KNEW YOU WERE A BOTTOM

Touya: WAIT NO—

Shouto: Too late, you can't take it back

Shouto: ✨bottom✨

Touya:

Shouto: Good luck with that

Touya: Well whatever, I don't need your opinion anyway, Shou-HOE

Shouto: Says the one who keeps coming back for an opinion specifically from me

Touya: You know what, I'm only talking to Yumi from now on

Touya: YUMI

Fuyumi: No

Touya: </3

Touya: Fine >:(

Touya: SHOUTO STOP BEING AN ASS AND HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH ME

Shouto: Okay.  Right after you stop being a dick

Touya: I'm not a dick, I do, however, have one though ;)

Shouto: 

Natsuo: LMFAO

Touya: >:0

Touya: That's it I'm suing

Shouto: "I'm suing my little brother because he told me I have a small dick"

Shouto: Sounds like you're just whining to me

Touya: Keigo

Keigo: Yes?

Touya: Tell this asshole the truth

Keigo: ...

Shouto: :)

Keigo: ummmm...

Touya: ;-;

Keigo: Well...

Shouto: 🔫😀

Keigo:

Keigo has banned himself from the chat for 24 hours.

Touya: Well that backfired

Shouto: WAIT SO I CAN'T LEAVE THE CHAT BUT HE CAN BAN HIMSELF??

Touya: Yes

Shouto: Ahahahaha

Shouto has attempted to ban himself from the chat.

This action has been banned.

Shouto: What the fuck

Touya: YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS CHAT ON MY WATCH

Shouto: Natsuo, how do you hack?

Natsuo: HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW!?

Shouto: Fuyumi???

Fuyumi: I'm not provoking either of you

Natsuo: We stan nonbiased Yumi ✋😔

Shouto: UGHHHH

Shouto: Touya

Touya:

Shouto: I—

Touya: :33

Shouto: You know what?  Fuck this.  I'm going to watch Finding Nemo

Touya: Fuck Nemo </3

Shouto: I'd actually rather not

Touya: What are you gonna do then?  fUcK a BrOcCoLi?

Shouto: That doesn't seem so bad right about now

Touya: Wait what

Shouto: I'm inviting Izuku over, Fuyumi, if that's okay

Fuyumi: That's fine!  It's always a treat to have him over

Touya: WHAT ABOUT ME >:0

Shouto: Izuku's much better than you

Touya: Fuck your boyfriend </3

Shouto: Okay

Natsuo: ...

Natsuo: Shouto, do you realize what you just said—

Shouto: Yes

Natsuo: LMFAO OKAY THEN

Natsuo: YUMI, I'M NOT STAYING HOME TONIGHT, I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN

Fuyumi: ...I'm just glad that I plans tonight

Touya: WAIT HOLD UP WHAT THE FUCK SHOUTO

Shouto: What?

Touya: ARE YOU GOING TO FINLLY ADMIT TO FUCKING HIM??

Shouto: Fucking who?

Touya: BITCH TELL ME

Shouto: Izuku's here.  Bye

Touya: