Touya: YO

Shouto: No

Touya:

Shouto: I'm getting real tired of your shit

Touya: You should never get tired of me

Touya: I'm amazing and everyone loves me

Shouto: Actually everyone loves Natsuo

Natsuo: As they should 👌😌

Touya:

Touya: IS IT BECAUSE OF THE MEMES??

Natsuo: DUH

Touya: I can make memes too >;(

Natsuo: Sure, but obviously I'm more loveable

Touya: But I'm a villain, and everyone loves villains

Natsuo: And I'm a side character who makes memes, so obviously I'm the better option

Touya: But I'm HOT

Natsuo: And so is Mirko yet we don't hear anyone talking about her

Fuyumi: ...Mirko?

Natsuo: Oh shit, Fuyumi—

Fuyumi: Someone mentioned the name of god herself

Touya: What's happening?

Fuyumi: THIGHS

Fuyumi:

Natsuo: ...I think I understand why Fuyumi has a Mirko shrine now—

Touya: YUMI

Touya: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE A SIMP

Fuyumi: Yeah whatever

Touya: RABBIT FUCKER

Shouto: This is coming from the chicken fucker

Touya: BROCCOLI FUCKER

Shouto: You're not allowed to call him that when your boyfriend is a chicken

Touya: I think a chicken is better than broccoli

Touya:

Touya: I believe in Keigo supremacy ✨✨✨

Shouto: 

Shouto: Well Izuku is very cute and beautiful, and I for one, think that he's better

Touya: No he isn't

Shouto: At least he didn't kill anyone

Touya: ...

Touya: TOO FAR >:0

Natsuo: Wait who killed someone?

Shouto: Yes

Touya: NO STFU WE'RE DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION, KEIGO IS PERFECT, THAT'S THAT

Shouto: Izuku

Fuyumi: Mirko

Touya: Keigo

Natsuo: Guys guys guys, we get it, you guys are simps

Shouto: It's not my fault that Izuku's emerald eyes sparkle like millions of stars, and his smile is brighter than the Sun itself

Touya: aLriGhT LoVeR bOy

Touya: How did you even come up with that?

Shouto: All I'm doing is talking about what I see

Touya: Tsk tsk tsk, I swear you're a liar, you're not that romantic... right?

Shouto: I guess you'll never know

Touya: NO I DEMAND IT

Shouto: Demand all you want, but you already know the answer

Touya: NO

Touya: I WANT THIS CONVERSATION TO GO BACK TO ME BEING BETTER THAN NATSUO AND MEMES AND NOT SIMPS

Fuyumi: That's just because you have yet to embrace the thighs

Touya: I'm not gonna "embrace the thighs" because I'm gay af and I'm only here for the chicken

Keigo: And the Yakitori

Touya: And the Yakitori

Shouto: I for one am gay af and I happen to enjoy Izuku's thighs very much

Natsuo: 0-0

Touya: Okay, we get it, you like to see him in bed, god, no need to keep pointing that out

Shouto: For the last time, we did not fuck

Touya: You wish you did

Shouto: ...

Shouto: TOUYA SHUT THE FUCK UP

Touya: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA I BET YOUR FACE IS RED RIGHT NOW

Shouto: I AM IN PUBLIC SO STOP

Touya: P u b l i c ?

Touya: Give me a sec :)

Shouto: What???

Touya: 

Touya: Ah, the blossoming of love

Shouto: Ah, so this is you

Shouto:

Touya: oH fUcK

Shouto: What the hell's with the disguise?  It just makes you stand out more you raisin

Touya: WELL MAYBE I WANNA WALK AROUND AND SEE MY BROTHER ON HIS DATE SINCE HE NEVER LETS ME NEAR HIM 

Shouto: Then stop being SUCH A BITCH

Touya: NEVER

Shouto: There you go

Touya: sigh

Touya: Kids these days smdh </3

Natsuo: You sound like a grandma

Touya: STFU >:T

Shouto: Yeah, how old are you?

Touya: 25 >:0

Shouto: Yeah, no wonder he looks like a raisin

Touya: nUh Uh YOU'RE DISRESPECTFUL YOUNG MAN

Touya: Go to your room

Shouto: Make me :p

Touya: FUCK YOU

Touya: