Touya: Why the fuck is he screaming so damn loud?

Touya: Is it because his boyfriend is there?  ;)

Fuyumi: Stop being disgusting and do whatever you want to do

Touya: Do you really want to word your sentence like that?

Fuyumi: Like what?

Touya: "do whatever you want"

Touya: Kind of kinky ngl

Fuyumi: ...You know what I'm starting to agree with Shouto now

Natsuo: Uhhhhh Shouto's kind of screaming about how he really DOESN'T want you to take his phone

Touya: I know.  He's so loud I can hear him from the front door

Natsuo: Oh uh the front door...?

Touya: Yeah?  That's literally what I said

Natsuo: Are you sure you want to be there right now...

Touya: Bitch I have literally committed homicide and fucked a chicken, sometimes both at the same time

Touya: Do you really think whatever you left there is going to scare me away?

Fuyumi: Wait did you say homicide and fucking at the same time..?

Natsuo: Touya, I really don't think you should...

Touya: Yumi, I am capable of lots of things that are far beyond your understanding

Natsuo: So you're just going to ignore me?

Touya: Practically

Natsuo: I'm telling you, you don't want to go through the front door

Touya: But if I go through the front door, I'll SCARE SHOUTO EVEN MORE

Natsuo: DON'T DO IT

Touya: TOO LATE

Touya: ...

Touya: Fuck it's locked

Natsuo: Thank god

Touya: FEAR NOT, FOR I HAVE A  K E Y

Natsuo: HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET A KEY

Touya: I have my ways ;)

Fuyumi: uhhhh Natsuo... he doesn't have a key...

Natsuo: What do you mean by that...?

Fuyumi: Look out the window...

Natsuo: ...

Natsuo: A BRICK!?  WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Touya: Doors are my specialty ;)

Natsuo: NO

Fuyumi: Aaaaaand he broke the door...

Natsuo: Well that's it, we're all screwed

Touya: Nope, bye 😀🔫

Fuyumi: And there they go...

Touya: NATSUO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME  H E  WAS AT THE DOOR!?

Natsuo: I was LITERALLY TRYING TO TELL YOU, BUT YOUR DUMBASS WAS IGNORING ME

Touya: I'M THE DUMBASS NOW??

Natsuo: YES TF YOU ARE, YOUR BITCH ASS WASN'T LISTENING TO ME

Fuyumi: Will you both cut it out?????  Stop yelling at each other and DO SOMETHING before Touya gets exposed

Touya: Wait wait can I do something first?

Touya: Someone get me some Soba so I can slurp noodles in his face and go "Nasty scar you got there"

Natsuo: ...Shouto already did that

Touya: WHAT!?  MY LITTLE BROTHER ISN'T CLEVER ENOUGH FOR THAT

Fuyumi: Well he did do it, so technically you'd be copying him if you did that

Touya: Smdh this is plagiarism </3

Touya: I would have totally looked sexier doing it though

Fuyumi: I'm not even going to respond to that

Touya: Yumi, admit it, I'm sexy as fuck

Fuyumi: Please stop

Touya: Keigo would tell me I'm sexy >:T

Touya: ...where is Keigo anyway?

Keigo: I found the Yakitori stash :D

Touya: KEIGO I LEAVE YOU FOR AN HOUR AND YOU ALREADY BREAK INTO THE FUCKING YAKITORI STASH!?

Keigo: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it :(

Touya: omfg okay whatever

Touya: NATSUO YOU TACKLE THE OLD MAN WHILE I GET TO SHOUTO

Natsuo: Ew no, I'm not touching him

Touya: Yumi???

Fuyumi: I want no part in this

Touya: Fine, I'll do it myself >:T

Natsuo: ...why did I hear the sound of glass shattering...?

Touya: Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo :)

Natsuo: You did not go through the window and recite the balcony scene 🤦‍♂️

Touya: I did :)

Fuyumi: Shouto is really loud now, Touya what the fuck are you doing..?

Touya: phone ✨snatched✨

Touya: OHOHOHOHOHO THIS SHIT IS SPICY

Touya: You three gotta see this

Fuyumi: I swear to god if there is glass all over the floor...

Touya: Wait a fucking second

Touya: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Touya: I CAME HERE FOR THE TEA AND INSTEAD I GET THIS

Natsuo: What???

Touya: "Good morning, Sho!  How'd you sleep?"

Touya: "Awww you're so cute with your bed hair"

Touya: "Shooo I want to cuddle :<"

Touya: THIS ISN'T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR

Touya: Where the fuck are the horny messages!?

Touya: Fuyumi, weren't you freaking out because of the messages???  This isn't what I expected???  From Izuku Midoriya..?

Fuyumi: Oh, I must have read the wrong name.  What I saw was something else from someone else

Touya: This one?

Touya: "YOU ICYHOT BASTARD, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TEXTING ME, I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE—"

Touya: Oh my god there's a lot of curse words after that I've never even heard of

Touya: I'm just gonna write these down

Touya: ✨Thank you Katsuki Bakugo✨

Fuyumi: Yeah uh how about you give that back

Touya: No

Touya:

Natsuo: PffTtTtt lmao

Touya: ...

Touya: BITCH—

Touya: SOMEONE GET THIS RABID THING OFF OF ME

Shouto: First of all, I am not rabid.  Second of all ✨snatched✨

Touya: STFU THE SPARKLES ARE MY THING— GIVE THE PHONE BACK

Shouto: No.  Fuck you :P

Touya: I will literally burn you

Touya: I'll add onto that freezer burn

Shouto: At least I don't have purple skin and stitches on my face

Touya: THESE ARE PART OF MY STYLE YOU BITCH

Shouto: And?

Shouto: You look like a fucking raisin

Touya: I DON'T

Touya: STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT

Shouto: Actual photo of Touya

Shouto:

Natsuo: LMFAO HE DOES LOOK LIKE THAT

Touya: >:T

Touya: I'm going to block every single one of you

Fuyumi: What did I do?

Touya: That

Fuyumi: I don't follow...

Touya: You never get anything, Yumi.  If I didn't know better, I might say you were more oblivious than Sho-Sho

Shouto: Stop it with that nickname

Touya: But you're the only one complaining.  Everyone else loves it

Fuyumi: I could care less

Natsuo: I'm only here for the memes and entertainment

Touya: Shhh you guys love it

Shouto: Wait a second... what did you do to my phone..?

Touya: uhHHhHhH

Touya: As my boy Shakespeare once said

Touya: