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Dabi has created a new chat.

The chat has been renamed to "What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family?".

Fuyumi has been added.

Natsuo has been added.

Shouto has been added.

Fuyumi: Um hello?

Natsuo: EYYYYYOOO what is this?

Shouto: Dabi?  Aren't you the villain from the camp?

Dabi: Shit I forgot to change my name

Dabi has changed his name to Touya.

Fuyumi: TOUYA???!!!

Natsuo: Bro tf, you're alive?

Touya: That's not important right now

Shouto: It kind of is

Touya: Tsk tsk tsk, Shouto, always so naive. Don't you know not to question your older brother?

Shouto: ...How did you get my number?

Touya: Shhhh it doesn't matter

Touya: Now stop questioning your elders

Fuyumi: Touya, where the hell have you been all this time?

Touya: Not dead, obviously

Natsuo: If you weren't dead, why didn't you come back home?

Touya: We all know the answer to that

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Oh so they get to question you but not me

Touya: You see, little Sho-Sho

Shouto: Don't call me that

Touya: Whatever

Touya: As I was saying

Touya: I'm doing a little something called messing with my little brother

Shouto: Do you even know how old I am?

Touya: errrrr

Touya: 5

Shouto: 16

Touya: Close enough

Fuyumi: So have you been like talking to anyone recently?

Touya: Well kind of

Touya: I'm sure you all know Fuckhands McMike

Fuyumi: What?

Natsuo: Who?

Touya: What's his name again..

Touya: Shhhiiittttty hand man

Touya: Crusty Ass Bitch

Touya: Mr I Wear My Father's Hand on My Face

Touya: The most hideous thing I have ever seen

Shouto: Do you mean Shigaraki

Touya: THAT'S THE BITCH

Touya: See, you're not as hopeless as I thought, Sho-Sho

Shouto: ...

Touya: Uh yeah, anyway, I guess I've been "interacting" with him

Touya: In my defense, Toga is much more fun

Touya: But eh

Fuyumi: So the League of Villains... huh

Natsuo: I've always wondered why they called it the League of Villains and not something more creative

Natsuo: What if they called it like LOVE MUFFIN

Touya: Love muffin?

Fuyumi: Natsuo, no—

Touya: no, let the boy speak

Natsuo: League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness

Shouto: Is that a Phineas and Ferb reference

Touya: Don't tell me that's a Phineas and Ferb reference

Natsuo: It's a Phineas and Ferb reference

Fuyumi: I hate you

Touya: Ah

Touya: So I leave for a couple of years and Shouto is quiet, Natsuo is Phineas and Ferb obsessed, and Fuyumi is.... Fuyumi

Fuyumi: First of all it has been 10 years

Fuyumi: Second, what do you mean by "Fuyumi is Fuyumi"

Touya: That

Fuyumi: ???

Natsuo: He isn't wrong though

Fuyumi: I don't understand what you two mean

Fuyumi: Shouto's the only one with a sense of logic around here

Shouto: Thank you

Touya: What are you talking about? Shouto has no sense of logic, I mean he's too gullible to have that

Shouto: ...

Touya: ...

Shouto: ...

Touya: ...

Shouto: ...

Touya: ...

Touya: He's glaring at me from his screen, isn't he

Fuyumi: Yeah, he is

Touya: Shouto, there's no need for that

Shouto: Yes there is

Touya: No

Touya: All playfulness aside though

Touya: Do you know why I have gathered you all here today?

Fuyumi: No

Natsuo: No

Shouto: No

Touya: I would have expected at least one of you to know

Touya: Oh well

Touya: In any case

Touya: What do you guys say we work together to make the old man's life a living hell?

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