Hey everyone! Many apologies for the (long) overdue update, I've been pretty busy in the past week or so.

I should be back on my normal updating schedule from here on out.

Anyway, let's finish this monstrosity up, shall we?

Chapter 3: A Turn of Events

AHEM.... *cough cough*

"IT'S, UM, YOUR, UH, UM, IT'S FOR YOU I, UM THINK!!!!" yelled Lilyana.

"Quiet down honey," said her mother.

The voice of reason speaks—

Also, her mother said, "Um, would you mind listening to him while I get the cassorole (cassorole) out of the oven?"

Lilyana said "Yes" and listened carefully.

The voice start to talk just then it said "Hello I heard a yell is everything alright"

*dials phone* Hello, FBI? Yes, I'd like to report the grammar in that sentence right there.

"Uh sorry, nothing is wrong," said Lilyana.

"Okay," the man said. "My name is"

You thought you've seen it all: Jeca McTary, Kocalina, Yeglanna. But you were wrong.

"My name is Wacamoli is your mother Georgina Samalki?"

I kid you not, here is proof for the pinnacle of all weird names:

I honestly don't even know what the heck I was thinking at this point.

"Yes," said Lilyana. "Great," said the man. "Can I speak to her?" said Wacamoli.

1. Pronouns exist
2. STOP SAYING THE DEMON'S NAME

"Yes," said Lilyana.

*cough cough*

"MOM THIS RANDOM GUY SAYS HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!!" Lilyana yelled.

"One second, sweetie," Lilyana's mom said, putting the cassorole (casserole) on the counter. "Did he say his name?"

Lilyana nodded. "His name is Wacamoli and he wants to talk to you."

WOW, he wants to talk to her?!? I dIdN't kNoW tHaT!!!

Lilyana's mother went pale and dropped the cassorole on the floor.

Wait, wasn't the casserole on the counter?

All of a sudden, the front door burst open and in flew Yeglanna. In a panic, she squawked:

"Lilyana! You have to come see this!"

"Holy crap, it talks!!" Her mom yelled and stepped back.

Finally, a somewhat normal reaction

Lilyana looked outside to see an army of birds gathering on the front lawn, and across the road stood a man with a phone and a dieaballicle

diabolical smile. Lilyana's eyes widened.

"Mom, what's going on?" Lilyana asked fearfully.

"We have to hide in the basement," her mom said. "Maybe he won't find us."

Quickly, Lilyana and her mom rushed to the basement. "What's going on?"

Once they got to the basement, her mom shakily said: "Let me tell you a story."

Oh joy! A story

Let's just spend our precious time telling our backstories instead of, I don't know, running away?

"You see," her mom said "A lot of years ago before I moved to this town, I used to have this boss named Isaac. Isaac Wacamoli."

Thank the Lord, he's not actually named Wacamoli

"That's the same guy on the phone!" Lilyana exclamed (exclaimed).

Lilyana's mother nodded. "You see, he was nice and all at first but then something happened. He changed. He became very mean and started stealing people's money."

"Then, one day I just got sick of working at that job, so I told him I was going to leave. He wasn't having it, and said I was his best worker. I wanted to leave anyway but then he started telling me that if I left work he'd tell everyone I stole the money when really he was doing it."

"What happened then?" Lilyana asked.

"So I stayed at that job. I knew I had to do something so I took a video of Wacamoli stealing some money and showed it to the police. He got arrested, but he was really mad. He told me someday that he'd come back for me."

She gulped. "And I guess that someday is now."

Honestly?

This story is actually kind of getting better

And man Wacamoli sucks

Chapter 4: Yeglanna Gears Up

Outside Yeglanna was standing in front of her bird army. "We have to do something!" She yelled. "We have to stop this creepy dude!"

"But how?!" yelled another bird.

"I don't know," said Yeglanna. Suddenly, a lightbulb popped over her head.

"I've got it!" Yeglanna exclaimed, and whispered the plan to her friends.

And that right there, my friends, is where the story ends. I was reluctant to do this one because I remembered that I never ended up finishing it, but nevertheless it was still really fun to react to!

I'm really excited for next week because it's a real gem.

Until next time!

-Mel