Hello folks, and welcome back to the inevitable continuation of whatever this is. The other day I was looking through some of my old notebooks and found this abomination of a story I wrote in second grade, so.... here we go?

Warning: The spelling in this story..... oh goodness.

Ahem... *cough cough*

Chapter One: Lilyana

Once apon (upon) a time, there was a young girl named Lilyana. She was a differet (different) kind of person. When other kids would play outside she liked to read and try to chirp talk with birds. The birds were her only friends.

wow so quirky!1!1!

She had yellow eyes. She wore glasses. And everyone laughed at her.

So commas don't exist anymore???

And apparently normal eye colors don't either 🤔

She went to Gardaina Elametry

No comment.

Gardaina Elametry school. Her teacher was named Ms. Cole. She yose (?) kind ations (actions) around others. Also, she was very smart.

One day, on the bus ride home, another child that rode her bus told her: "you look like a gorilla" and the child started to laugh. Lilyana started crying and was temted (tempted) to punch the child in the face. But she didn't. She just kept crying.

Soon, Lilyana felt a special power inside her. She looked the child dead in the eye and immediately he stopped laughing. Lilyana smiled and whispered. "I forgive you."

sis I would've roasted that little-

Soon, it was Lilyana's turn to get off the bus. Once she got off the bus, right away she began looking for her pet bird,

*WEIRD NAME ALERT* (worse than Kocalina)

Yeglanna, who would come whenever she would whistle.

So Lilyana whistled. A few seconds later, Yeglanna showed up and perched on her shoulder.

"Hi Lilyana," Yeglanna chirped. "How are you, Yeglanna?" Lilyana chirped back.

oh darn it talks

Wait, so, are they actually talking or doing some voodoo birdspeak stuff??

The two friends kept talking all the way back to Lilyana's house. Once they got back, Lilyana's mother barreled into the living room.

*wheezes* BARRELED

For some reason I pictured the mom doing the Naruto run through their house 😂

"GUESS WHAT ANGEL! WE'RE MOVING!"

Chapter 2: Moving Plans
Lilyana burst in alarm as she took an apple out of the refrigerator. (Can't believe I spelled that right) "Were (we're) moving?!"

"Yes, we are," said her mother. "When?" asked Lilyana. "In a year," her mom said.

Welp that's kind of irrelevant then

We can finally get away from gorilla kid tho 😂

"Phew," said Lilyana as she took a bite from her apple. I thought you hated your school?

Then her mother said "drop that apple missy you have homework to do." So, Lilyana started working on her math homework. As she was working on her math homework, Lilyana watched outside the window as she saw Yeglanna flying outside with her friends. Sometimes Lilyana wished she was a bird so she could fly around and not worry about people making fun of her.

That's actually kinda sad tho

Soon, the phone rang. The number was 123-456-789.

A+ for originality

Lilyana had never seen that number before. So, nervously, Lilyana picked up the phone.

The voice on the other end said: "Hello....." in a raspy voice...

A/N: And that's then end of part one for now! This story was... painful to react to.

Honestly, the ending there sounds like the start of a creepy-pasta or something. Speaking of creepy-pastas, yesterday my friend told me to watch "I Feel Fantastic" and I'm kind of scarred for life now. Does anyone else hate that video?

Anyways, enough of my rambling. See you guys next time!

-Mel