Hello amazing people who are reading this, welcome back to the book where I expose my past writing skills to the world. This week I am going to be reacting to four stories (are they even stories tho???) that I have found in the depths of my second grade writing journal. So......... here we go

Warning: The spelling in the following stories is atrocious

Story 1: At the Musem (museum)

It is a new day at the musem.

Everybody is exited about the new exibit. It is a new dinisor exibit that everyone wants to see.

*has a stroke*

A 7 year old girl named Katie was exited as she rode in the car. Katie was the first one to get to the musem. She loved coming to the musem, it was her favorite thing in the whole world.

if i hear "musem" one more time-

Katie and her mom got in line for the musem.

Wasn't she the first one there?

When she was in line, in front of her there was anuther girl and her mom. "Hi!" The girl said. "Are you going to the dinisor exibit?"

"Yes" Katie said. "My name is Katie what's yours?"

You know it's coming.

"My name is Mistee!" she said.

Okay, I'll admit, it's not that weird compared to some of the past names

*looks out corner of eye at Kocalina and Yeglanna*

Soon the musem opened for busness.

Katie and Mistee walked inside to go look at the dinisor exibit.

Then, at the dinisor exibit, Katie heard a loud voice coming out of nowhere. She turned around and the large T-Rex was talking to her!

She knew now that the Loud (yes that was capitalized for some reason) dinisors were not ecsicnt!

do you mean-

e-e-extinct?

*dies*

"Oh my gosh! The dinisor! I-It talks!" Mistee said in great shock.

Katie was so suprised. She couldn't beleive that the dinisors had come back to life!

The End.

Story 2: The Five Munite (Minute) Drill

For those of you who don't know what that is, basically in elementary school we did these things called five minute drills where we had to do as many math problems as we could in 5 minutes.

From what I recall, they were not fun.

It is the most freezing day of winter. The school is coverd with cold, wet snow. The nervous children are getting ready for the five munite drill.

test anxiety be like-

A young girl named Amy was sharping

*wheezes* sharping

her pencil in the old, reglar pencil sharpener.

Amy was very happy, she loved five munite drills.

Then, Mrs. Barker said to the nervous children "It is time for the five munite drill everybody."

The class flipped over there papers. Mrs. Barker gave Amy her spelling test?

jeez come on Mrs. Barker!

jk

"Mrs. Barker?" Amy asked. "Not now Amy," said Mrs. Barker.

And that was where this atrocity ended. I think I forgot to mention that some of these were unfinished, but anywho

This next one is- less bad. Also finished.

Story 3: Baking Cupcakes

It is a new day in the house. The bluebirds are singing in the garden. The bright sun is shining through the window. There was a young happy girl named Gabriela.

okay this story is actually stepping up the game

She was going to make delicios (delicious) cupcakes for her Grandma's birthday!

While the cupcakes were baking in the oven, Gabriela smelled an unfarmiliar smell.

Question- why are we letting a 6 year old bake cupcakes on her own

It was smoke! She went toward the delicios cupcakes and they were totally burned!

Not exactly delicious now, eh wait what's that-

All of a sudden, Gabriela saw a large fire too! She quickly blew it out though.

sis over here is magical or something-

also where are these parents??

Then, Gabriela heard her dad say, "It is time to go to Grandma's party!"

hey would you look at that it's the parent that was totally oblivious to their child almost burning down the house

nice

Oh no Gabriela thougt.

The cupcakes are missing

Hate to break to you, Gabriela, but I wouldn't call those cupcakes missing

and there is no more time to make the cupcakes again for Grandma's birthday!

Suddenly Gabriela started crying. "What's the matter" her dad asked.

"All of the cupcakes got burned." she said. "Everything is runed (ruined)!"

"Don't worry we can make some more." So Gabriela's dad called Grandma and said that they might be a little bit late. And together they fixed all of the cupcakes. They mixed the milk, flour, sugar, and baking soda and made some more delicios cupcakes. They finished them with some pretty frosting and a cherry on top.

When they got to the party, everyone sang happy birthday to Grandma. Then, the fateful moment had arrived. Grandma tried one of Gabriela's cupcakes.

"Wow! This is delicios!" Grandma said. Gabriela smiled. She and dad had saved the cupcakes after all!

Story 4: The Good Choice

It is a new day outside on the school playground. Everybody is exictied to go out and play. Everyone is putting on their red and blue jackets to go outside.

A young girl named Isa was putting on her blue jacket to go outside. When everybody went outside, Isa ran to her best friend Nina.

"Isa, look at that!!!" Nina cried.

OMG it's hideous

Isa began to listen and heard an angry sound. Wanda and Peggy were fighting with ecoter!

do- do- you mean

each other?

goodbye, excuse me while i go die in a hole some more

This was very sad, Wanda and Peggy had always been friends! Then, she knew she and Nina had to help stop the fight right away.

All of a sudden Peggy and Wanda started punching each other!

JEEZ they must have some real beef goin on

Lowkey wonder what happened though

Wait just a second thought Isa would this be a good choice or a bad one?

"What is going on?!" said Mrs. Barker.

Wait wasn't that the teacher from before?

"Peggy started it!" Wanda said.

"Liar liar pants on fire!" Peggy said back.

"Guys stop fighting!" Isa finally said, and Wanda and Peggy looked at her.

Then they just started fighting again.

oof

Isa sighed. It didn't work!

"Maybe you guys should just talk it out," Nina sugessted.

"But that's boring!" yelled a random kid.

that's me

i'm the kid

"You know" Mrs. Barker said, "Sometimes we fight but talking might make it better."

So Wanda and Peggy talked out there problem. And they fixed it.

Isa learned a lesson that day too. She learned that it was a good choice to stand up and help others fix problems.

didn't the teacher do that tho?

oh well

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That's all for this week. Tell me what you thought! See y'all next time!

-Mel