Let's talk about something gross. Something that a whole lot of people want to avoid but inevitably must deal with at least once in their life. Even my gold star friends have had to talk about, read about, write about or potentially even see ...jizz.

Yep. The swimmers. The unborn. Misfire babies. Love juice. Jack pudding. Man eggs. Whore shots. Whatever your slang you know what I'm talking about. Sperm.

What is it? Well it is the reproductive stuff that a man's testies most often produce during a sexual encounter. It comes in many colours, thicknesses and quantities based on diet, time between enounters, and general health.

Yeah it varies sweetheart. I hate to tell you wonderful storytellers, but it is rarely a geiser and unless you are really virile it doesn't stay all white and thick through five orgasmz.

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**This illustration shows the difference between one with lots of baby-makers (left) versus one with little to no baby-makers inside the fluid. The first will usually thicken or coagulate into a jelly substance shortly after leaving the male member to stick inside... Well wherever you end up putting it.

After a while it can turn back into a liquid state to drip out of... You know, wherever you put it. Lol. It can also dry out and become almost like a sticky glue- like paste that is hard to get rid of. Or better yet, harden into a crust that makes you cringe in distaste and want to stratch off immediately. Unless you a crusty loving hoe-bag.

The second type is the soupy juice. An unhealthy dude, a dude with low counts, or one who has been forced willingly or unwillingly to cumm numerous times will probably have something more like this. Like a younger 'active' person, their body does not produce the cream filling to go into the lubrication produced during fun time.

This stuff is drippy as shizz and clear. Sometimes mistaken for pizz but I assure you it's not. It doesn't gel up or get very sticky but it still dries crusty and kinda gross. Like slobber I guess.

So. Anywho. Have fun with that.