Chapter Two: My Hand Slipped

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1-A was getting ready for gym class.

The boys started to change into their P.E. uniform, when...

"Who the fuck touched my ass?!" Katsuki exploded, his face red. He turned around but no one is behind him, and the other boys are busy changing.

The room went silent, no one reacted because of shock. That's when Eijiro started to laugh, "Someone touched your ass?" This time the room was filled with laughter and chuckling.

The blonde teen blushed a deeper shade of red before pulling his pants up. "Hey! I'm not kidding! Someone actually did!" He screamed.

"Pfft, yeah sure" Minoru said, rolling his eyes. Then preceded to laugh with the others. "Please, calm down Bakugou. Maybe it was an accident" Iida explained, hands flailing around.

Katsuki glared at them, his blush stayed still. "Accident? Someone fucking groped my ass two times!" The laughter began to grow loud, Kaminari almost died from not breathing on the floor. "Why the fuck would someone grope your ass?! And two times too! Is your butt that soft?! WTF!" Hanta teased, trying to pull down his mocking grin.

The blonde teen pulled up his pants and zipped it up. "Believe it or not, someone did" he growled, "and whoever that is...I will hunt him down and kick his ass until he was as embarrassed as I do" he cursed, his aura darkening. "Do you really want to know who did that to you?" Iida said, pushing his glasses up before putting on his shirt.

"Heck yes! That fucker will get fucked a million times!" He growled, explosions forming on his palm.

"No one will leave the room until one confessed!" their class representative announced, stepping to block the door. Everyone groaned or whined. "Aw come on, why would someone confess when Bakugou threatened him!" Minoru exclaimed, "and also, there are no homos in this room...right?" He added.

Silence...the air getting thicker.

"Guys, guys, chill. No need to feel offended" Aoyama said from the very end of the room before giving an eye burning pose.

"Y-yeah, anyways...can we go back to the topic? Dark secrets are leaking out" Mashirao pleaded, scratching the side of his head; uncomfortable with the thick air. "Dark secrets indeed" Fumikage mumbled while slowly nodding his head.

"Ignoring that topic, we'll go back to what I said five minutes ago. No one will get out once someone confessed" Iida said. "Let's start with the questions" he continued.

"Who's behind you when that thing happened?" He asked.

"I didn't notice since we are crowded" Katsuki answered, trying to be patient.

"Anyone who noticed?" Iida asked his classmates.

Mezou raised three hands, "I did. I spotted you, Midoriya, Ojiro and Todoroki talking behind him minutes ago" he said. They whispered and so the four suspects stepped right in front of the crowd.

Izuku fidgeting his shirt, nervous as always. Ojiro sighed, as if thinking why he got hooked up in this situation. Iida neutral, keeping his leader stance. Todoroki staring at space, didn't even care.

"Most likely, the number one suspect is-" Eijiro started to point but he seemed unsure every time. After thinking for the mean time, he gave up; "-I don't know, its hard to tell"

"Ojiro's not that kind of person who just gropes someone from behind" Kaminari said, "Iida is certainly a gentleman" Rikidou explained. "Todoroki seemed not be interested in those kinds of things" Eijiro mumbled. "But, then, Midoriya is too innocent to even think about it" Hanta said.

Almost everyone sighed, "its not possible to predict this" Iida said.

But Katsuki's patience is slowly running low. "Fine, I'll change my threat" he puffed, "Confess and I won't kill you, I'll just badly hurt you" he growled.

"Nothing changed; actually its more threatening" Kaminari whispered. Luckily, Katsuki didn't seem to hear the snide comment.

No one reacted...

And so, the blonde teen lost his patience.

He slammed his hand on the lockers and glared daggers at everyone. "Why the fuck would any of you try to grope me? WTF people?!" He exclaimed, cursing so beautifully that it might create a bunch of rainbows.

"Why don't you explain the feeling?" Minoru asked.

His attention turned to the little person, the blush creeping its way back on his cheeks. "The hell? And why would I? That's so fucking weird!"

"I mean, if you describe the feeling of the hand, then you might find out which person it belongs" Minoru explained, confident of his answer.

"That will make sense. Iida's hands were kind of gentle but strong, then Ojiro's hands were a bit rough and buff, Todoroki's hands had different temperature and Midoriya's hands were scarred and jagged" Eijiro said, getting the point.

"Then, try to remember. We won't ask for the details, I mean, why would we? Just point the suspect out" Iida explained.

Katsuki's cheeks are getting warmer by the time. He remembered gentle bony hands, delicate to touch and passionate. His left butt cheek cool and his right warm

...wait...what?!!!

Katsuki was shocked and now burning red. "You okay Ka-chan? Your pale, and...red" Izuku pointed out. "I guess the truth hit him hard" Kaminari whispered. "Well duh" Eijiro said.

Shouto shook his thoughts, his hands still remembering those soft behinds. He looked around, confused. "What's happening?" He asked Iida, who is standing besides him. "Finding out who touched him from behind" the class representative said.

He noticed Katsuki's stare at him. The shock and disbelief visible on his face.

"Honestly, I did it" he announced... Shocking everyone.

"I'm curious for a while and somewhat attracted, but, I swear my hands slipped" he explained.

"Uh oh" Almost everyone said, "Ka-chan calm down" his childhood friend tried...but somehow Shouto made a new record for making Katsuki angrier than usual.

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Extra:

"The boys are late" Momo said, looking over the other side of the hallway where the boys locker room is located.

"I guess they are having a fight?" Uraraka asked.

"But, why is it so silent?" Asui commented, head tilted side wards.

The door opened and Shouto walked out, clothes ripped and hair standing up. "What happened to you?" Momo asked, pointing at the mess.

Shouto sighed, "accident happened"

This is really fun to write, and also a bit weird. But eh...its my book, deal with it.