Cats.

That reminded me of edd. My best friend.

I wish I could just talk to him, and just apologize.

I sighed and placed my face in my hands, thinking about his cute smile, and how he protects and cares about me.

I honestly just miss him.

I sat on the couch scrolling through my phone, which tord was lucky enough to find it a few feet away from my passed out self.

I scrolled through my text message contacts to find edds. (Which was at the bottom)

Tom: hey edd

It took a few minutes for edd to reply but he did eventually.

Edd: tOM WHERE ARE YOU FJDJDJDGEHWDHDHEHD
Tom: at tords place?
Edd: why are tords place?? Did you guys smash or something ;))
Tom: EW EDD! I would never. He's actually just helping me a bit...
Edd: how is your enemy helping you?
Tom: I don't know actually..

I looked up from my phone as I spotted tord walking down the stairs in his 'work' uniform.

"Tom you're coming with me today."

I rolled my black voids for eyes.

"Why's that, commie?"
"I think I might have a job offer for you, drittsekk." (1)

I stood up stretching my arms a bit.

"Hit me"

Tord scoffed. Grabbing my hand pulling me out of the condo. I gasped in bewilderment just looking at the hallway but I wasn't surprised actually.

The floors were covered in beautiful magenta carpets and royal lights were on the sides of the wall, a meter away from each other.

We stopped infront of the elevator doors that had shiny clean metal which was intimately fabulous.

The elevator doors opened to reveal a luxury elevator, I'm actually not surprised now.

Tord pulled me into the elevator and tapped his foot on the floor two times sending the elevator flying down.

"Tom, I need you to act respectfully while we are there, to not horseplay, and to actually be serious."

I frowned.

"Since when were I not serious?" my voice was a bit harsh in the tone and tord gave me a sour look.

The elevator opened and tord instantly straightened his posture.

Many people were walking around wearing the same uniform as tords but his uniform seemed more 'advanced' than the others.

Many people stopped and raised there arms in salute, I gave them questioning looks while walking behind tord.

What the actual fuck?

Does this Thot run a cult or something? I looked around, a nervous frown was plastered on my face as tord greeted many people around him.

Man. I should stop drinking this much.

A man with bushy eyebrows walked up to tord saluting him. "Red leader sir, we have new people who want to have an alliance with us, we must discuss this as soon as possible!"

Tord or so called 'red leader' nodded "okay, whe will discuss this in the meeting room in an hour or so... I have some things I need to deal with."

I just stood there, just so fucking confused. If tord runs a communist cult I'm blasting out of here.

Tord continued down the long hall to show a large door at the end. He scanned his hand and it pricked him a bit leaving a blood sample.

Okay I'm even more confused.

But there sat an office with papers stuck on walls, scattered in his desk, and crumpled paper carelessly placed in the trash.

How 'organized'.

Tord sat in his chair and I folded my arms.

"Are you leading a fucking cult?"

Tord snorted then rolled his eyes. "It's an army actually" my eyes widen.

"So you lead an illegal army basically..." Tord nodded and stood up waving his arms showing a huge plan tapped to his wall which was behind his desk.

"I plan for world domination! Which is Underneath communist rule!" Well I was correct.. he is a communist.

"And how are you going to do that?" Tord giggled, bending down to my height.

"I can't tell you that just yet! You didn't even join my army, but you could...." He gave me a dark grin, a sly look flashed in his stormy grey eyes.

"... And what if I don't?" I frowned. "Well we might have to put you in the cells because you know too much."

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. I may have to forcefully join this idiots army... Great.

"And what job would I have?" Tord wrapped his arms around my waist, pushing his crotch against my lower back, and I immediately stiffened.

"Probably my assistant" he giggled as he placed his chin in the crock of my neck, pulling me closer.

I instantly moved away, giving the commie bastard a glare "fine." I hiss gritting my teeth.

Tord smile and clapped his hands together "great, I'll tell you the basics of what you have to do but first you have to change into assistant uniform!" He pulled out a package that seemed different then what the others wore.

"Where shall I change?" Tord grinned "in here of course!" My face instantly reddend. What the fuck? First he touches my waist and now he wants me to change infront of him?

Tord sighed "I won't look, just hurry up." He groaned, I instantly sigh.

I take of my shirt as quickly as possible, throwing on the navy blue long sleeve with a grey vest, I throw off my pants and quickly put on the black dress pants.

I turn around only to see tord staring "WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?" I screeched with embarrassment.

Tord shrugged than winked "to look of course~" I instantly groan in distress. I regret joining this idiot.

Tord instantly switched back to his strict self then sat back down. "You are currently in the Red Army, underneath my command you are almost like a second and all the soldiers here will have to treat you with respect."

I nod.

"You will come with me to meetings, run errands for me and teach the newbies how to train..... But first I'll have to assign you to train with someone." I raise and eyebrow and gave him an odd look. The idiot doesn't even know that I've been working as shooting range instructor, till I quit a few months back.

"You can get your own cramped room in the base like everyone else or you can stay with me on the upper floor, which i find quite lonely with me just there..."

I nod scrunching my eyebrows thinking. I can get my own room with a bunch of smelly soldiers or I can stay with tord and actually get a nice view of the place.

I sigh "fine I'll stay with you.." tords grins "we'll be heading out to a meeting soon, so brace yourself." He wrapped a black tie around my neck and grinned.

(1) drittsekk: bastard

I am very aware of how rushed this chapter is and I am sorry for the inconvenience.