Sparr(Me): Okay, guys, places, places!

Jason: I don't understand why we have to do this.

Sparr: Simple. I have blackmail material on you.

Damian: Tt.

Ra's: How did you even get us here?

Talia: Yes. How?

Sparr: I have my ways...     by the way, me and CookieBear23 wrote this story together! : )

:D

Everyone: JOKER!!!!!

Sparr: Please excuse my extreme randomness. Or not. 'Sup to you. : )

The body rose slowly, an eerie silence over everyone there. The smoke from the pit blew through the building as a mysterious wind rushed through out the building.

Jason Todd's eyes snapped open, and...

 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!"He shouted, pulling random flowers out of no where and flinging them around with a joyful and carefree look on his face. One ninja passed out from the sheer epicness of it all...

  "What the h***?!?!" A young boy's voice said. Everyone-excluding Jay-bird who was drawing a mustache on the passed out ninja's face- turned, for no young boy was known of in the organizaton.

  "I think it made him crazy, Ra's," The young boy continued.

   "Shut up! And who are you?!" Ra's screamed, angry, no, furious that this mere mortal child would ever dare to insult him.

  "Damian Al Ghul; Wayne," the boy-Damian- said with a smirk.

"..." Ra's was-for once in his life- speechless.

"...Are you...?" Talia gestured to her large stomach.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak..." Damian replied snarkily, gesturing randomly.

  "Are you the...  the child that is unborn in my stomach?" Talia pressed.

   "...No comment. Anywho, it seems that you have driven Todd insane. By putting him in the Lazarus Pit. Which means that you must be crazy, too. Or Todd was already on the brink on insanity, and you just pushed him over the edge...   which I don't doubt...    but, alas, I must take my leave," Damian said, poofing away in a puff of smoke designed to look like the bat-signal, and leaving a pile of Red Vines.

Some random ninja ran up and started eating the Red Vines.  He had a mustache...   he must have  been the one who passed out...

"ARE YOU MY UNBORN CHILD?!?!?!?!?!" Talia cried out after Damian left, not receiving an answer, but at the same time, not expecting one.

"That was weird..." Jason commented with a blink, back to normal.

Talia, Ra's, and all the other ninjas's-besides the one who was stuffing his face with Red Vines- stared at him.

"You have no idea," They chorused.