WARNING: THIS IS NOT FOR TWILIGHT FANS. I NEEDED TO RAGE. BUT LET IT BE CLEAR: I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT. IT'S OKAY TO LIKE TWILIGHT. I JUST RECOMMEND SKIPPING THIS CHAPTER FOR ALL TWIHARDS.

We all have a side on the Twilight argument.

Me? Well...

From what I know, which is all the books and the first movie, Twilight is seriously flawed.
Here's some reasons why:

1. Bella has no personality/traits. Honestly, she's not very nice. What she does to Jacob is not very nice. But she's not mean either. Or selfish. Or selfless. I would prefer a Mary-Sue more than a Bella Cullen.

2. Nobody actually remembers what happens in New Moon. I don't.. no. I could barely remember the name of the book. It's not memorable. Nor is most of the crap stuffed into this monstrosity.

3. Bella is completely reliant on Edward. She has no independence whatsoever. I mean, she jumps off cliff just to hear his voice. Yes, I know, true love, blah blah blah. Girl, get over yourself. He left you. He dumped your sorry butt. It's absolutely pathetic. If you practically stop breathing after the weirdo you've been with for half a year dumps you, that's sad (not to mention it was an unhealthy relationship to begin with).

4. Everything is extremely convenient. Sparkly vampires are freakishly strong. Sparkly vampires can see into the future. Non-sparkly Bella is resistant to sparkly vampires powers, because LOGIC. It's just too convenient. They have everything perfect.
That just doesn't happen.

5. Nobody dies. Its not only disappointing as a reader, because who doesn't want stupid sparkly vampires to die, but it's unrealistic. Even in (SPOILERS) HoO, I was disappointed. Yes, I wanted a happy ending, but it's just not logical.

6. SPARKLY. FREAKING. VAMPIRES.

7. Edward waits, 100 years to fall in love with the most boring person in history.

8. Bella literally teases the dog by kissing Jacob when she knows she loves Edward more.
9. The love triangle is dragged out for FOUR (4) books, but Bella already chose Edward.

10.  The flaws of Twilight are very evident once thought about for half a second... just saying...

11. SPARKLY. FREAKING. VAMPIRES.

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Well, I guess that was relevant because those that's ten reasons not to write Twilight fanfiction.

And I had to get that out.

Happy April Fools Day!