Step 1: The main character should always be named Jordie. Anything else is wrong.

Step 2: There should be one chapter, and one chapter only.

Step 3: If Jordie doesn't create a large explosion in a fiery ball of light and heat, ending the Wattpad reign of Harry Styles fanfiction, then you have failed.

The End

Wattpad seems to think that I want to read a 1D fanfiction. I don't. Wattpad knows my gender, so it automatically thinks I want to read about Harry Styles (which would be wrong).