This one annoys me

How many of you shitters can throw a pencil at your friend and have the pointy end smack them in the face?

Eh?

No one?

Great.

How many of you went through that thing where bottle flipping was massive?

And how many of you could land it every. Single. Time?

Not many?

Great.

How many of you think you'd be able to throw a knife and have it land in someone's skull?

None.

None of y'all that's who.

Just because there's an apocalypse foesnt mean suddenly you can throw knives and have them land!

It

Doesn't

Work

Like

That

Please, I'm begging, don't give your character the ability to do this.

If they had a history in the army....Maybe. I don't know what army training involves, I would assume that it depends on what branch you enter...

My point still stands

Don't
Do
It