Jokes by Jennifer (not me, my irl friend)

Angelica: what the title says, these are pretty funny...just keep reading >:3

Shadow: Y'ALL R GONNA LAUGH UR ASSES OFF

Feather: LANGUAGE YOU FUCKIN' HOE

Angelica: Why me? 

Angelica: OK MOVING ON. First of all, these jokes don't belong to me, they belong to my in-real-life friend, ima call her Jennifer, so yeah. 

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Angelica: *in a salesman's voice*  Are you dirty-minded?

Shadow: NO SH'IT SHERLOCK

Feather: *didn't hear Shadow* What's that?

Angelica: You innocent innocent child

Angelica: Well then, what starts with an "f" and ends with an "uck"? 

Shadow: I know...*insert lenny face*

Feather: No. What?

Angelica: Firetruck! What did you think it was?

Shadow: Oh, so we're kid friendly here I see...

Feather: Well, what else could it have been? (she's so innocent)

Shadow: IT COULD'VE BEEN F-

Angelica: OK MOVING ON

Angelica: SO, what starts with a "d" and ends with an "ick"?

Shadow: *starts cackling* I KNOW!!!!! 

Feather: Huh? I haven't heard a word like that before! what is it, Angelica? 

Angelica: *shoots smug look at Shadow* DRUMSTICK!!!! *cackles*

Shadow: *slams head into a desk* ASDFGHJKLLKJHGFDSA

Feather: Oh that makes sense! *is still innocent*

Angelica: *laughs at Feather's obliviousness* Ok, last one...

Shadow: *prepares to bang her head into the wall*

Feather: *leans forward in seat*

Angelica: What starts with a "p" and ends with "orn"?

Shadow: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *slams head repeadetly into the wall*

Feather: Huh? I don't know...

Angelica: POPCORN!!!! *cackles insanely*

Shadow: *is still slamming her head into the wall murmuring under her breath* Kid-friendly, kid-friendly, kid-friendly, kid-friendly...

Feather: Oh! I love popcorn! 

Angelica: Hope you enjoyed!

Shadow: *stops slamming her head into the wall* SEE YOU LATER YA 'LIL SHI'TS 

Feather: Until next time!

Angelica: Bye my lovely Razzles!

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