Jokes by Jennifer (not me, my irl friend)
Angelica: what the title says, these are pretty funny...just keep reading >:3
Shadow: Y'ALL R GONNA LAUGH UR ASSES OFF
Feather: LANGUAGE YOU FUCKIN' HOE
Angelica: Why me?
Angelica: OK MOVING ON. First of all, these jokes don't belong to me, they belong to my in-real-life friend, ima call her Jennifer, so yeah.
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Angelica: *in a salesman's voice* Are you dirty-minded?
Shadow: NO SH'IT SHERLOCK
Feather: *didn't hear Shadow* What's that?
Angelica: You innocent innocent child
Angelica: Well then, what starts with an "f" and ends with an "uck"?
Shadow: I know...*insert lenny face*
Feather: No. What?
Angelica: Firetruck! What did you think it was?
Shadow: Oh, so we're kid friendly here I see...
Feather: Well, what else could it have been? (she's so innocent)
Shadow: IT COULD'VE BEEN F-
Angelica: OK MOVING ON
Angelica: SO, what starts with a "d" and ends with an "ick"?
Shadow: *starts cackling* I KNOW!!!!!
Feather: Huh? I haven't heard a word like that before! what is it, Angelica?
Angelica: *shoots smug look at Shadow* DRUMSTICK!!!! *cackles*
Shadow: *slams head into a desk* ASDFGHJKLLKJHGFDSA
Feather: Oh that makes sense! *is still innocent*
Angelica: *laughs at Feather's obliviousness* Ok, last one...
Shadow: *prepares to bang her head into the wall*
Feather: *leans forward in seat*
Angelica: What starts with a "p" and ends with "orn"?
Shadow: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *slams head repeadetly into the wall*
Feather: Huh? I don't know...
Angelica: POPCORN!!!! *cackles insanely*
Shadow: *is still slamming her head into the wall murmuring under her breath* Kid-friendly, kid-friendly, kid-friendly, kid-friendly...
Feather: Oh! I love popcorn!
Angelica: Hope you enjoyed!
Shadow: *stops slamming her head into the wall* SEE YOU LATER YA 'LIL SHI'TS
Feather: Until next time!
Angelica: Bye my lovely Razzles!
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