Chapter 19:

I gasped as I shot up, I winced and held my side, "Easy there, killer." Crys chuckled as she placed a hand on my chest, "Where am I?" I groaned as I laid back down, my body feeling completely sore, "You're in the infirmary at S.H.I.E.L.D, what the hell was you thinking taking on all six of them?" She asked as she sat down on the chair next to my bed, "What do you mean 'what was I thinking?' It's not like I went out looking for them, they found me, I was just trying not to die." I argued back, crossing my arms and winching again at the pain. Crys sighed and leaned back in the chair, "Why didn't you call us? Daniel and I could've gotten there sooner." She commented lightly, I went to open my mouth but the door swinging open stopped me, "Oh Petey! You're alive!" Deadpool cheered as he ran towards me and tackled hugged me off the bed, we both landed on the floor with a thud, "Ugh, Deadz, you're crushing the bones I have left." I groaned from under him, "Oh my gosh, I am such a klutz," He giggled as he helped me back on the bed. "Stark." Deadpool glared at Crys, Crys crossed her arms and glared, "Wilson." She snarled back, I raised my brow, "Wilson? Your last name is Wilson?" I asked, looking at Deadpool, "My first name is Wade but you can call me anything you want, babyboy." He stroked my hair, winking at me. I shuddered as I pushed his hand away, "Right, so why are you here Wade?" I asked, raising my brow at the merc, he tapped his chin, "Oh yeah! I got you something," He shuffled through his pouches, pulling all sorts of things that I didn't even know was possible to put in ammo pouches, "Oh, here it is!" He pulled it out, "A burrito?" I asked, raising my brow, "No, it's a chimichanga, I been saving it for two weeks, just for my babyboy!" He tried handing me it, I looked at it and slightly gagged at the smell, "I'm uh, good, thanks Deadz," I pushed his hand away, smiling small. "Suit yourself." He pulled up his mask and started eating it, I noticed his face was scarred all over, "Hey, Crys, can you give Wade and I a second?" I asked, she looked at him then at me, "You can't be serious." She grumbled then sighed, "Fine." She stood up and gave me a quick kiss.

"I'm glad you're alright." She whispered in my ear before walking away, "If the bed is rockin, don't come knocking!" He yelled to Crys while she shut the door. I looked at Deadpool and opened my mouth but he held his hand up, "Wait for you say anything, I have to say a few things to the readers." He said as he looked away, I raised a brow, "Readers? What are earth are you talking about?" I asked, he looked over at me, "Readers, you know, the guys who sit in front of a computer screen or phone and read about our lives, I'm sure Jase will fill you in," He waved it off as he turned away from me, "Who the hell is Jase?" I asked, starting to get really confused, "Oh Jase is the depressed kid that is writing about your life, he is the reason you got your ass kicked by those guys," He placed a hand on his chin, "Shit, can I say that?" He looked back at me, "Hey, do you know if this is a rated R book or PG 13, because if it's PG 13 I think I am only limited to two cuss words," He got quiet for a second then he shrugged, "Fuck it, I'm sure most of the readers have said far worse then me, anyways, what's up?" He asked, quickly changing the subject, I blinked a few times then shook my head, "Anyways, hey, do you think you can help me?" I asked, he gasped then turned away from me, "You read that readers? The great Spider-Man wants my help!" He leaned closer away from me, "Get your sails ready because the SpideyPool ship is about to sail!" He grinned as he turned back to me, "I was about to ask what is SpideyPool but I think it will be better if I just don't." I shook my head, "Look, Harry has a group of villains that is out to kill me and I can't face them alone." I sighed as I leaned back in the bed, "I know, I read the last chapter, you got your ass handed to you!" He laughed, falling out of his chair. I groaned, "This is going to be harder than I thought." I sighed, "Look, we need to find them and stop them before they destroy the city." I said as I slowly got out of bed, "Cool! I'll go work on your suit!" He ran out of the room, giggling like a girl, I groaned as I placed a hand on my head, "This might be a bad idea." I mumbled to myself.

I walked down the hall of the base, looking for Wade, I stopped one of the agents that was walking past me, "Hey, excuse me, have you seen a man dressed in a black and red suit running around here?" He raised a brow, "Yeah, I think he ran into the Armory, talking to himself," He pointed down the hall, "Thanks." I waved and ran towards the Armory.

I walked in the Armory and looked around, "Deadz? Wade?" I called out, he poked his head out one of the doors and gasped, "Just the person I need," He waved me over, "Wade, we don't have time for this, we need to start looking for Harry and his band of misfits," I groaned as I walked over to him, "Look, I need you to put on your suit," He handed me my freshly repaired Spider-Man costume, "Did you do this?" I asked as I grabbed it, running my thumb over the fabric, "Kinda, the writer didn't feel like making me sew it so he just made it to where the suit is already repaired," I groaned as I looked at him. "Okay, enough with this reader/writer crap. We're not a story! We are real people and a lot of us are going to be dead if we don't stop these damn villains," I slammed my costume onto the table. Deadpool got quiet and blinked a few times, "Ohh, you said damn so that means you only got one last cuss word before this book is rated R," He giggled as he ran out of the armory, "Then that is when the fun begins," He said before shutting the door. I blinked a few times, seriously, where did this guy come from? I shook my head and got dressed then I followed Deadpool out, wondering if I made the right decision on asking Wade for help, the only thing I have on my mind is that this is going to be a handful and I don't mean just the villains.