Things you never thought:

Centaurs have two ribcages

We call it "hair" when we talk about a lot of hair, and we call it "hairs" when we talk about singular strands. 

Slugs are just homeless snails

Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake

Sleep is a time machine to breakfast

If two people were to stand on opposite ends of the earth, and each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich

Think about it

                                 -Matsukitty