Have you ever had that sudden urge to just tell someone, "Don't even. "

I have, but I started to add "with your life" on the end of it. My friend was being a idiot, and I just said, "Don't even with your life right now." He shut up quickly, probably cause he was confused. Others include:

Can you not with your life right now?

What are you doing with your life? (This one usually earns me a weird response from everyone I say it to.)

I can't even with my life.

And many others! Comment below if you think of one, and maybe I'll add it to the chapter later in life. Peace!

                -Matsukitty