It's been at least a good solid month since you and Meggy started to get together more often. Throughout that time, your crazy ex, Mari has been going off about Meggy being a bad influence and you should be with her instead..just being a crazy mofo.. Meggy has stood up to her many times, letting us know that she doesn't give a shit about what Mari thinks.

Mari: Come on! You and I are destined to be together! Break up with Meggy and be with me..

Y/N: No, I love Meggy, she actually treats me with respect.

Mari: I SAID BREAK UP WITH HER!

Y/N: NO!

Meggy then steps in, defending you.

Meggy: Hey, how about you back the fuck off my boyfriend..

Mari: Why don't you make me Spletzer?..

Meggy: You know what? Yeah..I'll make you!

———

The Boxing Ring...

Meggy and Mari are in their corners, wearing boxing gloves.

Skully: Welcome! I'm Skully Ribbones! And today we're here at the boxing ring to watch these two ladies fight for a man, a man named Y/N! In the orange corner..we have a lawyer, a cop, a coach...aaand the ex-inkling, Megatron Spletzer!

Meggy waved at the air, smiling.

Meggy: Heya!

Skully: And in the cyan corner...we have a semi-crazy lady who's been known for stalking..angry and a very clingy girlfriend to have.. please hold your applause for the one and only, Mari!

Mari: Fuck you.

Skully: Ew, no..

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Announcer: Round 1!

Meggy and Mari approach, ready to throw hands- or  uh..gloves.

The bell sounds.

Announcer: FIGHT!

Meggy starts it off with a swift swing, hitting Mari across the face. Mari retaliated with an uppercut.

You on the other hand winced behind the ropes, seeing some blood, sweat and tears being poured on the fight.

Beta: Damn! This is a good fight!

He said whilst eating some popcorn.

Y/N: Beta..please don't give into this..

Beta: I'm not, I'm just enjoying it..

Meggy: You'll enjoy this then..

She jabbed Mari in the stomach and punches her down to the mat, waiting for the count.

Referee: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-

Mari shakes it off and gets back up, cracking her neck.

Mari: God damn it! I've had enough of this plot nonsense!

Mari lets her anger out on Meggy and sent a mean punch to her, sending her to the mat. The beanie hit you in the face.

Y/N:..Nice hat..

Beta: and headphones..

He said whilst headphones hit his face.

SMG4: And goggles..

4 says as he had a pair of goggles on his mustache.

Referee: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7-

Meggy gets up and spits out a tooth.

Meggy: Good one..but it won't be enough!

Mari: Then I'll knock out more teeth!

She swung again, Meggy ducks and jabbed her in the chest, making her eyes bulge out.

Mari: WHY?!??

Meggy: Cause you were asking for it..

Mari falls to her knees, groaning in pain and fell on the mat.

Referee:..Do I even need to count?.

Mari: Don't you dare...

Mari struggles to get up and eventually snapped, throwing off the gloves.

Mari: You know what? Fuck this!

She goes to attack Meggy with her bare hands before being sprayed in the face with pepper spray.

Mari: JESUS CHRIST IT BURNS!!!!!

Beta holsters the can and sighs.

Beta: How many times are we gonna go through this?!

Meggy takes the opportunity to knock her unconscious with a swift punch to the face.

Meggy: Yeah..get owned! Y/N's mine, deal with it..

She walks over to you and grabbed you in for a kiss, but you weren't complaining.

Y/N: Man..I never get tired of that...

Meggy giggled as she watched you dazed out from the kiss.

Meggy: I think I might've charmed him a bit too much..but ice cream can fix that..come on Y/N!

She drags you off to get some ice cream and rest, leaving Beta and SMG4.

Beta:....

SMG4:.......

Beta then pulls out a suspicious bag of lawn clippings.

Beta: Eh? Wanna give em a whirl?

SMG4: Oh hell yeah..

———

Not even a single hour later..

Marina and Pearl were in shock as both SMG4 and Beta were on stage singing off key whilst stoned.

Beta: I was gonna make a chapter, but I got high..

SMG4: I was gonna get up and think of an idea, but I was high..

Beta: Now I'm behind schedule, and I know why!

SMG4: Why man?!

Beta/SMG4: Cause I was high, cause I was high, cause I was hiiigh! Lad da da da dadada!-

SMG4 then falls down, asleep from the last key.

Beta: Man...that was bussin..

Marina:...Is it over?..

Beta: Hoh OH no! We got more!

Pearl: Give it a rest!

She shouts out, clearly outraged.

Beta: Ah put a sock in it midget..this is my stage..

Pearl:...WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!??

Marina: Oh dear...

Beta: Oi fuck you! I called ya a midget! Goodnight...

He says before finally falling backwards on the stage, knocking over a speaker and flattening Marie and Callie in the process.

Callie:....Ow!...

Marie: Told them to ease up on the weed..noobs...but seriously..this actually fucking hurts..

(Quite a painful experience, isn't it?)