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What if [Samsung] was a yandere?

Now, Samsung has a big history, being founded on March 1, 1936; 86 years ago in Daegu Japanese Korea. The Conglomerate was founded by Lee Byung-Chut and Samsung was formerly a trading company. Overtime, the company diversified into areas including food processing, textiles, insurance, securities, and retail. Samsung entered the electronics industry in the late 1960s and the construction and shipbuilding industries in the mid-1970s; these areas would drive its subsequent growth. Following Lee's death in 1987, Samsung was separated into five business groups - Samsung Group, Shinsegae Group, CJ Group and Hansol Group, and JoongAng Group.

Notable Samsung industrial affiliates include Samsung Electronics (the world's largest information technology company, consumer electronics maker and chipmaker measured by 2017 revenues), Samsung Heavy Industries (the world's second largest shipbuilder measured by 2010 revenues), and Samsung Engineering and Samsung C&T Corporation (respectively the world's 13th and 36th largest construction companies). Other notable subsidiaries include Samsung Life Insurance (the world's 14th largest life insurance company), Samsung Everland (operator of Everland Resort, the oldest theme park in South Korea) and Cheil Worldwide (the world's 15th largest advertising agency, as measured by 2012 revenues).

Unlike Apple, Samsung has made crazy things like the KF-16

K9 Thunder, self-propelled howitzer

And also, helped build the famous Burj Khalifa

If [Samsung] was a yandere, she's definitely like [iPhone] an monopolizing yandere but a more extreme level since [Samsung] literally has a military and well known fact, the Conglomerate itself controls most of South Korea. So, she's also definitely a controlling yandere. You can't really escape since she is literally everywhere.

(Art by KitsuneArts) (And yes, that's Sam.)

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"What did go into your cute head to think of leaving me? Hmmm? No, matter! I have you again, honey."

Sam hugs you tightly, kissing your forehead. The barrel of the K9 Thunders continues to aim at your location as soldiers surround both of you. You shouldn't have left the house to buy flowers for Sam, you should have ordered them online and have it delivered. Lesson learned, right?

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