some of this chapter is inspired by the vanity fair lie detector chapter on "seasons" which is such a good walker fic go check it out!!! they need to update bruh ☹️

"hi, i'm walker scobell." kaitlyn said to the camera, struggling to keep a straight face.

"and i'm kaitlyn bright." walker deadpanned.

"and we're doing the lie detector test with vanity fair." they said in unison before bursting out into a fit of giggles.

"who's going first?" an interviewer asked off-camera.

"not it!" they both put their finger on their nose at the exact same time as the camera crew laughed.

"can we get a slo-mo replay?" kaitlyn asked. 

the camera cut to walker sitting grumpily in the chair.

after asking a few easy questions to calibrate the machine, kaitlyn scanned the list of real questions.

"if you could play any other character on percy jackson, who would you play?" she asked.

"okay, so i've said will and nico in a bunch of interviews, but i was thinking today how cool it would be to play luke. he has so many layers."

"do you think you'd play a better luke than charlie?"

"oh, absolutely not." walker laughed. "charlie's perfect for luke." 

"he's telling the truth." the man in front of the lie detector said.

"who's your celebrity crush?" kaitlyn asked, staring at him. 

"my beautiful girlfriend kaitlyn." he said immediately.

"other than me?" kaitlyn said, rolling her eyes, but her cheeks pinked when she saw the lie detector man give his thumbs up.

"...margot robbie." he said almost as quickly. 

"that's the truth."

kaitlyn pretended to glare at him, then snorted. "it's okay, me too. next one. what's the last song you listened to?"

walker thought for a second, trying to come up with a cool answer. "...i'm not sure. probably something off of my frank ocean playlist."

"that's a lie." 

"what? come on." he threw a hand up.

"i'm going to ask you one more time." kaitlyn leaned forwards, trying to be intimidating, which was hard given that her tiny stature meant that she was barely above walker's head.

"what. song."

"karma by jojo siwa." he said, pretending to be ashamed. kaitlyn burst out laughing.

"that's a lie, too." 

"yeah, fine, it was not like us by kendrick. i just didn't wanna say that because i didn't want to pick sides and have people get all mad at me. kendrick's great, drake's great, future and metro and j. cole are great, we love 21 savage and we saw him at disney world one time. that's it."

"true." 

kaitlyn nodded. "yeah, it is. we were sharing airpods. oooh." she looked up from the paper and raised her eyebrows. "do i still give you butterflies?"

"no." he grinned as the lie detector guy immediately threw up a thumbs down. "that's a lie."

"awww." she blushed as he reached a hand over and ruffled her hair. "okay, along the same lines, what's your favorite date you've been on?"

"six flags was fun. oh, wait, it's definitely that one time we were back up north and we made a snowman and drank hot chocolate and watched christmas movies and then laid outside with like a million blankets and coats. that was the best."

"that was one of my favorites too." she agreed, glancing over at the lied etector man.

"that's a lie."

"whatttt?" walker was genuinely surprised. "wait- ohhh."

"what?" kaitlyn asked.

"that was my pg-13 response." his cheeks flushed. she laughed and hit him on the arm. 

"okay, you need to clean your mind."

"but the christmas one is tied with the non g-rated one." walker added.

"all true." the lie detector confirmed as they giggled again.

"how do you feel about the fact that kaitlyn (me) will be in an onscreen relationship with whichever actor ends up playing charlie beckendorf?"

"i mean, i do the same thing with leah, so i really don't think i'll be jealous."

"that's a lie."

walker raised his eyebrows, surprised. "huh. i didn't even know that."

"someone's gonna be jeaaalousss." kaitlyn teased.

"maybe a little." walker conceded as the lie detector man put a thumbs up.

"not to worry. you're the only one for me." she said, half-joking, as they switched the lie-detector stuff over onto her arm.

"this is gonna be fun." walker rubbed his hands together and picked up the questions sheet.

"who's the best actor out of the cast."

"oh my god, that's a horrible question!" she exclaimed. "everyone is so talented. if i had to pick on the spot i'd probably say walker and leah. but i actually hate that question. i'm also biased because those are my two best friends in the whole entire world."

"awww."

"all true."

"is walker scobell a really good kisser?" he asked abruptly.

"WALKER!" she scolded. "that is not on the sheet."

"yes, it is."

"that's a lie, mr. scobell." walker shot a betrayed look at the lie detector man before turning back to kaitlyn. "so?

"yes, he is." kaitlyn obliged, rolling her eyes. the man immediately flashed a thumbs up as walker pretended to jump up and down and celebrate from his chair.

"if you ask another weird question that isn't on the sheet, we're breaking up." 

"that's a lie." now it was kaitlyn's turn to shoot a betrayed look at the man.

"what was your least favorite scene to film."

"the forest scene." she said immediately, locking eyes with him. he looked away. the famed forest scene, where everyone had said that their levels of emotion were absolutely perfect. the forest scene, one of the most emotional scenes yet.

the forest scene, where kaitlyn and walker had only just broken each other's hearts.

she hadn't thought about that day in a minute, having basically blocked it out of her memory. she took a deep, cleansing breath. "yeah. i'd have to say that one."

"me too." he said quietly.

"okay, last question." he cleared his throat, then grinned. "where's your favorite place to fart in public?"

"WALKER WILLIAM SCOBELL."

"sorry! sorry!" he doubled over with laughter as she swatted at him, tears of laughter in her eyes.

"okay, real last question. what's your least favorite thing about each other?" a crew member asked, making sure they were both connected to the machine.

"how slowly she walks. and how she's a messy eater." 

"true."

she shoved his shoulder. "okay, rude. my least favorite thing about walker is that sometimes i try to fall asleep and he keeps me awake. i've probably lost about a month of sleep in total because of him. oh, and sometimes he drools when he sleeps."

"also true."

"i don't like this game." walker mock-pouted. "can we do what we actually like, please?" the crew member nodded.

"what i like about kaitlyn is that she's the most beautiful and kind and smart and talented and funny person in the world and she's my best friend and i'm gonna love her forever. top that." he stuck his tongue out at her as the machine man showed a thumbs up.

"what he said but more and better." she crossed her arms, satisfied, as they all laughed.

kaitlynbright bts of vanity UNfair bc wtf were walker's questions.

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walkerscobell 😁👍
⮑ kaitlynbright that's what they're gna put on ur gravestone
⮑ user33 OMG FR
⮑ user2 me when i'm in a smile w thumbs up competition but my opponent is walker scobell

dior.n.goodjohn u did not ask that poor girl where she likes to fart in public.
⮑ kaitlynbright IM SAYINGGG

user4 i Did my dance one time on tiKtoK and went viral wid it 🤓☝️

user21 ok but walker saying how much he loves kaitlyn and her saying he's a good kisser gave me secondhand butterflies

iamcharliebushnell the pg 13 date thing was NOT okay walker we will be talking when u get home
⮑ walkerscobell my timbers are shivered 🥶 shaking in my boots🥾

user1 WHEN HE SAID PG 13 MY JAW DROPPPEDDDDD.

leahsavajeffries forest scene thing gave me ptsd 
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aryansimhadri walker was just in a silly little mood

user90 interviews of walker and kaitlyn that literally j prove theyre soulmates>>>

leenascobell i apologize for my brother.

user45 "we saw 21 savage at disneyland" had me ROLLING @kendricklamar @champagnepapi this is what yall need to do j pu to disneyland meet the pjo cast squash the beef

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