Momo: This is not for real is it?!

Mei: Nope.

Jiro: Let's make sure about this. Where are his notebooks?!

Bakugo: It's fucking not.

Sero: Found one!

Tokoyami: You mean two! Look at this burned one.

Mei: Does it say 13?

Tokoyami: Yes, why?

Mei: open it!

Tokoyami: Huh?

Mei: Just go to the page where it says King Explotion Murderer.

Bakugo: FUCKING WHAT!

Mei: Just do it.

Tokoyami: Ahm okay.

Mei: Make sure to read it out loud.

Nezu: I can't believe he got me to do this.

Aizawa: I can't believe he did this in the first place.

Mei: Don't worry this is not what he will do at all. His notebooks have something different inside too.

Nezu: I am happy to hear that.

Aizawa: More relieved but still concerned about him.

Mei: He's fine don't worry.

Todoroki: Don't worry? How?! He could end up suicidal!

Mei: HE IS NOT! Believe me! Now did you find the page.

Tokoyami: Yup. Did he really write this?

Mei: Yes now read it out loud.

Bakugo: What do you mean did he really write this.

Sero: Well he is basically descirbing putting you in a box filled with poisenous spiders.

Bakugo: THE FUCK!

Tokoyami: Yeah let's put it this way.

Sero: This is not the weirdest. Why is only your page filled with a lot of methoes to torture you?

Mei: Why do you think?

Uraraka: Ohh...

Mei: At least someone gets it.

Aizawa: You said you will make him make to see Hound Dog, may I get an hour or two afterwards too?

Nezu: No because I know what you are about to do.

Aizawa: *Sigh* it was worth a try.

Nezu: However he will be spending one hour after school with me from now on.

Aizawa: NO.

Nezu: You want spend the time with him instead?

Aizawa: Yes, got some problems.

Nezu: He will get suspicious about the extra time with you.

Mei: Hate to agree but Izuku catches on to thing pretty quickly and if you want to make sure something like this doesn't happen then don't corner him!

Nezu: Corner?!

Aizawa: What is he?! An animal?

Mei: A cinnamon roll.

Momo: We will be watching over him.

Nezu: All I wanted was to play some chess with him on a daily basis and find out the bright mind he has.

Mei: Ohh actually he would totally love that one.

Iida: Agree with that.

Aizawa: *Sigh* Fine then.

Hagakure: Are we ignoring that he basically has a notebook and a torture plan for Bakugo in it?

Bakugo: The fuck you want?

Hagakure: Nothing just saying.

Aoyama: Mon ami, isn't it quite obvious as to why?!

Bakugo: Fuck off.

Ejiro: Hate to agree bro. But be more manly and nice to him.

Iida: Can you watch over him?

Sero: Will do that instead. Let's see how you will be so tough against my tape.

Iida: No, not you.

Sero: BUT TAPE!

Iida: NO!

Sero: TAPE!

Iida: NO!

Sero: BUT!

Iida: SIT DOWN AND NO!

Momo: JESUS CHRIST SIT DOWN ON YOUR ASS AND SHUT UP SERO FOR ONCE!

Tsu: Momo can be quite scarry *ribbit*

Mineta: Agree.

Hagakure: Why are you even still around us! Go back to your seat before I chuck you against the wall again.

Jiro: Let me open the window for ya.

Aizawa: *Sigh*

Nezu: No one is going to learn to fly today or to crashland.

Jiro: You sure about this?

Nezu: Yes. No opening the window.

Jiro: Too bad.

Koda: So we agree to watch over Bakugo and make sure he won't be going against Midoriya again?

Tokoyami: You have to even ask?

Uraraka: We sure will.

Todoroki: And I will make sure his emotions are in check too.

Mei: That's my responsibility.

Aizawa: Neither of yours.

Mei: But he is my friend.

Todoroki: My future boy friend.

Tokoyami: You mean mine.

Bakugo: All of you fuck off!

Mei: *Sigh* Let's just continue this. I feel like we will get stuck in an argument again.

Nezu: Yes, please do.