Hades battle royale
Requested by JohnathenYoungs
Hades is known as the God of Death and ruler of the underworld in Greek Mythology. And after being protrayed as a villian in many forms of popular culture, it is time to see which version of Hades is the most cruelest and vilest of them all
Hades(Kid Icarus)
Super Strength
Martial Arts Skills
Fire lasers from his hands and face
Super speed
Able to spin fast enough to create twisters
Soul manipulation
Regeneration
Immortality
Telepathy
Astral Projection
Fourth wall awareness
Feats
Breaks the fourth wall
Fools humanity into fighting each other over an imaginary "Wish Seed"
Assisted with the destruction of the Aurum
Survived after his heart was destroyed
Destroyed the three sacred treasures with ease
Killed a restored Medusa in a matter of seconds
Regenerated his lower body and restored his head after getting decapitated
Weakness
Jokes about deleting the player's game data
Was ultimately destroyed by Pit
Doesn't take his fights seriously
Hades(Disney)
Omnipotence
Pyrokinesis
Controls smoke and darkness
Teleportation
Manipulation
Trickery
Deception
Oppression
Immortality
Feats
Almost succeeded in stealing Hercules' soul once
Succeeded in taking away Hercules powers
Kept Magaera as a slave for years after she found out she sold away her soul for nothing
Freed the Titans and succeeded in taking over Olympus
Held Zeus and the Olympian Gods hostage
Helped Jafar take over Mickey's club
Tricked Sora into opening an ancient Coliseum
Was rated as one of the most funniest Disney villians by fans
Weakness
Fails to defeat Hercules time and time again
Hated by the other Gods
Seemingly killed after falling into the River Stynx
Hades(DC)
Controls the dead
Super Strength
Immortality
Shape Shifting
Soul Manipulation
Feats
Tormented Faust for eternity
Enslaved Ares
Weakness
Lost against Zeus and Superman
Killed by Ares
Often having conflict with his Roman Counterpart Pluto
Tortured in the pits of Tatarus
Hades(Mythology)
Controls the dead
Earth elemental manipulation
Polarisity
Darkness Control
Immortality
Able to drive humans insane with his presence alone
Gears
Pitchfork
A weapon and a symbol of himself
Helm of Darkness
Renders Hades completely imperceptible to most beings
Makes someone invisible
Shows them their greatest fears
Feats
Considered to be one of the most powerful Gods rivaled by Zeus and Poseidon
Unlike most Gods, Hades rarely cheats on his wife
Helped created the four seasons by enabling Pesphone to spend one third of a year with him annually
Dreaded by Zeus' children and lesser Gods
Defeated the Titans
Weaknes
Hates Sisyphus and Asclepius for cheating death
Constant misery of the souls and chronic loneliness often made Hades depressed and brooding
Fight
Hell
In the fiery depths of hell, villians of all sorts are getting tortured.
Frieza screams in pain as the three headed dog Cerberus mauls him with his teeth and claws, drenching the floor with purple blood.
Ganondorf, Darth Sidious, Junko Enoshima and Maleficient slams their pickaxes onto a rock while a demon whips them.
General Zod pushes a huge boulder up onto the top of a steep slope and he sighs happily to himself.
However, to his anger and disappointment, the boulder rolls down onto the ground, causing Zod to scream out in anger and frustration.
Hades sat on his throne as he monitors the torture the villians are suffering.
He turns and he watches as Deadpool and Pinkie Pie, the newly recruited Lunchladies smiling happily as they handed bowls of disgusting gruel to the slaves.
Deadpool scoops up a portion of gruel, pours it into a bowl and he said cheerfully.
Deadpool: Here you are sir, one fresh bowl just for you.
Pinkie Pie added.
Pinkie Pie: I even added a hand in there.
Shao Kahn stares at the gruel in disgust before walking away to have his meal.
As Hades is busy brooding, all of a sudden, he heard a voice saying.
???: Ahem! Excuse me but you are in my seat!
Hades looks up and he saw a grey skinned man with blue fire on his head staring at him.
Hades questions.
Hades: Who are you? You dare speak to the God of the Underworld like that?
The stranger said.
???: I am the real God of the Underworld. I am Hades and you sir are sitting in my throne. Now get off or I'll kick you off.
???: No.
Both Hades turns and they saw an armoured man with a demonic head growling at them.
???: You two are nothing but imposters! I am the true Hades!
???: That's where you are wrong.
All three Hades turns and they saw a dark demonic creature flying towards them.
???: I am the real, true Hades. You are all nothing but a fake!
All four Hades growls at each other, none of them willing to step aside for the other.
Elsewhere, Ares notices the dispute happening between the Gods of the Underworld and he smirks.
Ares: This is just getting interesting.
Author's note: To avoid confusion between the four Hades, I will be addressing them in different terms.
KI Hades for Kid Icarus Hades
Disney Hades for Disney Hades
JL Hades for DC Comics Hades
Greek Hades for Mythology Hades
Disney Hades rolls up his sleeves and he declares.
Disney Hades: Alright wise guys. Time to see who really deserves the throne.
Disney Hades throws a hook, knocking back JL Hades.
At the same time, Greek Hades draws out his Pitchfork and he swung it at KI Hades, knocking him back.
KI Hades began firing lasers from his hands at the three, forcing them to dodge.
Greek Hades deflects the blast before using his telepathic powers to lift up a rock.
KI Hades watches just as Greek Hades launches it at him.
KI Hades pulls back his arm before throwing one powerful punch, shattering the rock.
Just then, JL Hades grabs KI Hades from behind and he slams him onto the ground.
JL Hades grabs a pitchfork from a demon and he slams it repeatly onto KI Hades.
However, before JL Hades could land another blow, all of a sudden, a blue fire ball struck him in the chest, blasting him back.
Disney Hades teleports down and he said.
Disney Hades: Look pal, why don't we work together and maybe we can....
KI Hades: No.
KI Hades throws a punch, sending Disney Hades flying back.
Disney Hades massages his jaw and he exclaims in anger.
Disney Hades: Just what in the world pal!?
KI Hades spoke.
KI Hades: I know what's going on. Iroha wrote that just to ensure you will trick me. But that won't work!
KI Hades fires a laser blast from his mouth, blasting Disney Hades back.
KI Hades pushes himself up and he grunts in pain just as JL Hades slams bodyfirst into him.
Both KI Hades and JL Hades pushes themselves up and they saw Greek Hades staring down at them.
Greek Hades: Fair warning, leave and I will not enslave you. Battle me further and your fates will be sealed.
JL Hades knocks aside KI Hades and he declares.
JL Hades: Never! You shall tremble under my power!
JL Hades punches the ground, causing the entire underworld to shake.
As Greek Hades regains his footing, JL Hades suddenly rushes forward and he punches Greek Hades in the face repeatly.
JL Hades screams as he grabs him and he throws him into a pit of lava.
JL Hades: Drown! Die!
However, Greek Hades' hand suddenly bursts out of the lava and he grabs JL Hades' arm.
Before JL Hades could even react, Greek Hades gave him a hard tug, dragging him into the hot molten lava.
As KI Hades pushes himself up, all of a sudden, a cloud of smoke began engulfing the battlefield.
KI Hades looks around, readying himself for battle.
All of a sudden, a fire ball struck him by the back, causing him to scream in pain.
KI Hades turns and he fires a laser blast, only to get struck in the face by a fist.
Disney Hades picks up a sword and as he swung it over KI Hades's head, he said playfully.
Disney Hades: Whoops!
As KI Hades head falls onto the ground, Disney Hades throws KI Hades' body into a pit of lava and he sang to him jokingly.
Disney Hades: I want no body no body but you! I want no body no body but you! Get it? No body?
KI Hades rolls his eyes and he questions skeptically.
KI Hades: Really? A KPOP song in a Greek battle?
Disney Hades growls in anger and he said.
Disney Hades: Do you really have to spoil everything?
KI Hades: Yes.
All of a sudden, several souls began rushing towards KI Hades.
Disney Hades watches in shock as KI Hades regenerated his entire body.
KI Hades smirks and he began spinning at superhuman speed, creating a massive twisters.
Demons and slaves began screaming as the strong wind began sucking everything into the twister.
Disney Hades screams in fright as he felt himself getting pulled into the twister.
KI Hades laughs as he stops, sending Disney Hades flying.
As Disney Hades crashes into a rock, JL Hades pushes himself out of the lava and he pants in exhaustion.
JL Hades looks down at the lava and he declares.
JL Hades: This is my underworld!
???: No.
All of a sudden, JL Hades felt something sharp going through his back, causing him to scream in pain.
Both Disney Hades and KI Hades turns and they saw Ares stabbing a blade right through JL Hades' chest, killing him.
KO!
As JL Hades falls onto the ground dead, KI Hades questions.
KI Hades: You scum! What is the meaning of this?!
Ares explains.
Ares: I am going to kill all of you and conquer the underworld.
Just then, Greek Hades pushes himself out of the lava and he questions Ares.
Greek Hades: If you really think we will let you take over this realm, you are sorely mistaken!
Ares: Oh really? Well there are others who would stand behind me.
The three Hades turns and they found a group of villians glaring at them.
Frieza chuckles and he said.
Frieza: My my boys. You are in for a rude awakening.
Zod growls at them.
Zod: You shall pay for enslaving Zod!
Disney Hades and KI Hades storms towards them and Disney Hades said.
Disney Hades: You boys and girls really want to do this?
Frieza growls and he shouts.
Frieza: You're gonna pay for your insolence!
Frieza transforms into his Golden Form and he charges forward.
However, Disney Hades teleports behind Frieza and he grabs him by his tail.
Before Frieza could even react, Disney Hades swung up his arm and he slams Frieza repeatly onto the ground.
Disney Hades then grabs Frieza by his head and he smashes him onto the ground before throwing him into a pool of lava.
Frieza screams as he crashes into a decorative statue before falling into the lava.
Junko Enoshima swung her pick at him.
But Disney Hades parries the attack before throwing a fire ball into her face, causing Junko to scream in pain.
Disney Hades then throws a kick, sending her flying into an iron coffin with spikes inside.
Junko slams backfirst into it and the iron coffin shuts itself tightly.
General Zod, M. Bison and Hela charges towards KI Hades.
KI Hades began spinning at superhuman speed before launching himself forward.
The sheer speed of his tornado began knocking back Zod, Hela and M. Bison.
Zod fell into the River Stynx where the lost souls began dragging the Kryptonian General underwater.
Hela screams as she slams into a wall before landing crotch first onto a spike wooden horse.
M. Bison scream as he crashes onto the ground where a huge boulder fell down onto him, crushing him.
Greek Hades swung his pitchfork, knocking back Darth Sidious.
As Ganondorf launches himself forward, Greek Hades began using the power of his helm to manipulate Ganondorf's mind.
Inside Ganondorf's mind
Ganondorf widens his eyes in shock as he found himself in a dark void.
Ganondorf questions himself.
Ganondorf: What's going on? Where am I?
Ganondorf turns and all of a sudden, he saw Link swing his sword down onto him.
Real world
Ganondorf screams in terror as he clutches his head before Greek Hades summons a flock of demons to attack him.
Ganondorf screams as the demons began devouring him.
Greek Hades turns to Ares and he swung his pitchfork at him.
However, Ares parries the blow with his sword before launching a bolt of lightning at Greek Hades, causing him to scream in pain.
Ares charges up a powerful bolt of lightning and he launches it at Greek Hades, causing him to scream in pain.
Ares then launches himself forward and he swung his blade, instantly decapitating Greek Hades.
Greek Hades falls onto the ground, dead.
KO!
With two out of the four Hades dead, Ares set his sight on the final two.
KI Hades hung Shao Kahn onto a noose while Disney Hades simply pushes Maleficient into the corner.
Disney Hades smiles at her and he said.
Disney Hades: Don't you go away!
Disney Hades and KI Hades faces Ares and KI Hades said.
KI Hades: You will not win this.
Ares simply stood aside just as Darth Sidious launches his Sith Lightning at them.
KI Hades fires a blast from his mouth, blasting back the Sith Lightning before hitting Darth Sidious.
Ares watches as Darth Sidious was sent flying into the valley of lost souls.
Ares turns and he growls.
Ares: You're going to die!
Ares launches himself forward, preparing to attack the two Hades.
KI Hades blocks the blow before striking Ares in the face.
As Ares staggers back, he screams in pain as he felt something hot striking him from the back.
Disney Hades and KI Hades screams as the two began punching Ares back and forth.
Disney Hades punches Ares while KI Hades fires a laser blast at him.
Ares charges up a bolt of lightning and he launches them at the two, blasting both Hades back.
As the two lands back, Ares laughs and he said.
Ares: You can never best the God of War!
However, KI Hades fires a laser blast at Ares, knocking him back.
Disney Hades teleports behind Ares and he kicks him forward before blasting a stream of fire at him.
Both KI Hades and Disney Hades screams out as they launches their attacks at him.
Ares screams in pain as he felt the laser blast and the fire striking him, causing him to explode.
KABOOM!!!
Ares falls onto the ground, weakened from the attack.
Disney Hades kicks Ares into Cerberus's bowl where the Three-Headed Dog began biting onto the defeated God of War.
KI Hades questions Disney Hades.
KI Hades: That should teach him.
Disney Hades: Yup.
Both Hades faces each other before the two bursts out laughing.
KI Hades said to Disney Hades.
KI Hades: I was wrong about you.
Disney Hades agrees.
Disney Hades: You're way better than I thought.
As the two Hades stares at the villians, Disney Hades questions.
Disney Hades: Hey. I heard that we are having a few newcomers today.
KI Hades' face brightens and he said.
KI Hades: Oh yes! I heard that one of them is a villian Iroha herself created. Morgan is it? Man, he really sounds like a woman.
Disney Hades said.
Disney Hades: I don't know what you mean but let's go torture them.
KI Hades: Agreed.
With that, both Hades went to torture the newcomers.
Later
KI Hades and Disney Hades watches in amusement as Morgan Lefay, Merged Zamasu, Bill Cipher, Pennywise, Aku and Sailor Galaxia are getting tortured.
Merged Zamasu is burning in a burning metal cage while Bill Cipher is locked in a freezing cold realm.
Aku was sent into a giant buzzsaw while Pennywise is getting eaten alive by demons.
Sailor Galaxia was crucified while Morgan is getting his intestines torn open the souls of the dead.
Morgan grunts in pain as he grumbles.
Morgan: Curse you Nakano. Just curse you.
KO!
The winner is
Hades
Advantages and disadvantages
Kid Icarus Hades
Stronger
Faster
Not very strategic
Disney Hades
Tougher
Smarter
Lacks martial arts skills
DC Hades
More experienced
More durable
Weaker
Mythology Hades
Better martial arts skills
Better at controlling the dead
Can still be killed
Victory quote:
KI Hades: Thanks for playing.
Disney Hades: Memo to me, memo to me: Maim you after my meeting.
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