Requested by JohnathenYoungs

Garfield, Chowder, Pac-Man, Yoshi and Kirby are often infamous for their unsatistable appetite. But when these five enters an eating contest, only one can be the true king of gluttony.

Garfield

Peak endurance

Able to flex his fats

Big appetite

Feats

Cleaned out an entire refrigerator once

Swallowed an entire turkey once

Outsmarted Jon and many other characters

Kicked Nermal out of the house several times

Once ate uncontrollably to the point where he even grew larger than the Earth itself and even attempts to eat a planet(Non-Canon)

Weakness

Lazy

Always hungry

Refuses to exercise

Unable to survive going through an entire hour without eating

Often neglected by Jon as he tends to favour Odie and Nermal more

Yoshi

Tongue:

Can reach very farCan be used like a grappling hookCan pull things in to his mouthUseless against enemies like Piranha Plants

Yoshi Eggs:

Maneuverable projectilesLight WeightCan carry up to 6 eggsDifferent eggs create different effectsMade from the souls of devoured enemies

Digestive System:

Can eat almost anything, from small Nipper Plants to huge metal Shy GuysCan get special abilities or produce eggsCan trap enemies in eggsYoshi can spit out enemies while they're still in his mouth, leaving them covered in a greenish liquidHis mouth is very resistent, being able to resist the heat of fireHas trouble swallowing Koopa Shells

Feats

Weakness

All of his power-ups run out after a short time besides the caps and even then the caps can be lost if hit hard enough

He doesn't use his arms to fight besides when he's underwater

He hasn't been shown to be able to use power-ups that other Mario characters can use (I.E. Fire Flowers, Tanooki leaves, Cat Suits) besides the star

Pac-Man

Appetite/Mouth

Can eat ghosts and spit/burp out their eyes

Can eat ectoplasm

Can actually eat ghosts without needing a Power Pellet (Power Pellets just make it easier)

Can home in on ghosts and chomp them one after another

Can even swallow ghosts twice his size whole

Can cartoonishly stretch his maw wide enough to eat five ghosts in one bite

Is nearly a bottomless pit: Can eat an entire city's worth of food in one day

Has an iron stomach: Can eat even the grossest foods from the nether world without getting sick

Has even eaten OTHER PAC-MEN on one occasion

Can possibly swallow another Pac-Worlder whole if he wanted

Can regain health after eating ghosts or food in general

Can't eat enemies who are on fire (they hurt/burn his mouth)

CAN get full, it just takes a LOT of food to do so (and he can easily clear himself up for more via burping)

Feats

One of the first and most iconic video game characters ever made

Has defeated and devoured countless ghosts

Constantly thwarted Mezmaron and his ghosts from stealing power pellets

Once helped save Christmas by helping to rescue Santa and get him back on track with his deliveries

Defeated an entire armada of aliens and their mother ship, "King Galaxian"

Once saved his family from Toc-Man, an evil giant robot impersonator who tried to steal his identity

Retrieved the five golden fruit and defeated the ancient evil spirit "Spooky"

Took down the rock star ghost known as "Glovis", rescued his family, and undid his curse after his arms/legs were taken from him

Actually joined forces with the ghosts to take on a mad genius known as "Erwin" and saved both the ghost realm and real world

Has traveled through time avoiding dinosaurs, mummies, knights, and other enemies until made his way back to the present (twice)

Took down the gum-gum monster and the Ghost-Witch and saved the city from a ghost invasion

Has thwarted Betrayus and the forces of the nether world numerous times

Fought against the cast of Tekken and Street Fighter and actually ate the mysterious box known as "Pandora", gaining it's power and becoming a giant who terrorized an entire city

Went up against other video game heroes like Mega Man, Sonic, and Mario in the Super Smash Bros series

Weakness

Thinks with his stomach: Can be baited with/distracted by food

Berry dispenser can get lost, taken away, or destroyed, making Pac-Man unable to access/use anymore berries

Some times eats the wrong power berry since some of them look similar

Some Pac-Berries are useless during combat

Most of his power ups are only temporary (Some of which only last a few seconds most)

Despite his ability to eat ghosts, he himself can get possessed if he's not careful

Ice/Cold based attacks can slow him down or leave him unable to defend himself (Unless he's Ice or Fire Pac-Man)

Can't eat enemies who are on fire (Unless he's Ice or Fire Pac-Man)

Can get paralyzed, weak, and weary after being chomped by ghosts

Can make some REALLY corny puns while in battle

Ghost (when not eating power pellets)

Adam Sandler

Chowder

Appetite

He is able to eat quantities of food larger than his body mass and one time GOT STUCK IN HIS OWN MOUTH!!!

Feats

Capable of eating large quantities of food larger than him

Can keep up with Schnitzel, who managed to partially climb up a giant about 1.6 taller than the planet. 

Survived getting crushed by a giant boulder multiple times

Created an entire functioning town named Chowderland with residents, schools, and more, in only an afternoon. 

Fell off the a same giant and felt no damage whatsoever

Can also harm Schnitzel, a humanoid made of pure stone.

Weakness

Naive

Always hungry

Lacks martial arts skills

No desire to improve himself

Shirks his responsibilities

Lazy

Low attention span

Appetite still has limits

Kirby

Inhale

Copy Ability

Warp Star

Star Spit

Touch Dash

Flight

Air Bullet

Slide Kick

Headbutt

Can Summon Helpers

Robobot Armor

Water Gun

Feats

Can cause earthquakes by punching the ground in Mass Attack

Throw Kirby threw a clown from Popstar all the way to a nearby Black Hole.

Cracked Planet Popstar in half

He also did it again, while divided into four in Amazing Mirror

Obliterated Popstar in manga

Punched a hole through the Earth

Survived a blast from a gigantic cannon with little-to-no damage

Threw Popon to the sun

Completely unaffected for this

Redirected a meteor using simple cannonballs

Drilled through the planet-sized Star Dream with the Robobot

Flied to NOVA's summon point and back in mere seconds, which is at the edge of the galaxy

Can survive attacks from black holes

Saved Popstar multiple times.

Destroyed Nova, who is planet-sized twice

Defeated Nightmare, Dark Matter, Drawcia and Necrodeus.

Defeated All Ex Bosses (Apparently God bosses)

Saved his universe multiple times/Defeat universal enemies.

Defeated Landia EX (in three different games), Magolor and Parallel Landia.

Defeated Master Hand and Crazy Hand in Kirby & the amazing mirror.

In multiple Kirby games, this hand seems to be Master Hand.

Sakurai is the creator of Kirby and Smash.

Beat Star Dream, a Reality Warper machine and a NOVA.

Defeated Marx Soul who absorbed NOVA's power.

Defeated Queen Sectonia who had eaten 4 Miracle Fruits.

One Miracle fruit transforms Kirby into Big Bang Kirby.

Defeated Meta Knight who's sword is established to possess infinite power. (むげん = infinite.)

Defeated King D-Mind and Dark Mind who's hammer and helmet are the second best equipment of its kind to fight with all the bosses in Team Kirby Clash Deluxe, including Landia EX and Parallel Landia.

Overstrength Magolor.

Defeat Kabu who can see the future.

Can stop time. (Not only the enemy stop, is a real time stopped ability and when using it other Kirbys without that ability can move freely.)

Possess a couple of methods to resurrect himself.

Regenerated from being shattered.

Possess some forms of Transmutation.

His Ghost ability gives him access to Existence Erasure when possessing someone and his Hypernova ability gives him access to Void Manipulation when absorbing.

Weakness

He is a young boy (Not a baby.)

Has attacked Dedede even when Dedede is trying to do heroic things (like protect the Star Rod).

Despite being labeled as a hero, has committed multiple acts of genocide

Is always hungry and obsessed with food

The plot of Kirby: Squeak Squad and Kirby and the Rainbow Curse is literally Kirby seeking revenge on the villains simply because his food was taken from him.

Despite his invincibility, Kirby can still be knocked out

His durability and defensive limitations are inconsistent and can vary depending on his depiction.

Copy abilities expire if Kirby takes too much damage

His floating can be interrupted if he takes too much damage.

Very normal characters can easily send Kirby flying from a strong impact simply because Kirby is nigh weightless.

Smash Bros depict Kirby as one of the top 5 lightest combatants.

Kirby is very small and his very stubby limbs gives Kirby an unorthodox physique.

Inhale has limitations;

Giant opponents and some bosses cannot be inhaled

Certain opponents cannot be killed by being inhaled and are just 'pooped' back out.

In the anime; Kirby can be exhausted if he uses Inhale for too long.

Inhale is very short ranged and can be escapable at longer ranges.

Fight

Annual carnival

In a carnival, the entire area is bustling with activity.

Jean Grey happily took a bite of her ice-cream while watching Wolverine and Cyclops failing at  knocking down cans with balls in amusement.

Superboy adjusts his collar and he prepares for a kiss at the kissing booth.

But instead of a girl, a mare rears her head forward, touching Superboy's lips.

Upon realizing what he had done, Superboy spat in disgust while Iroha giggles at his misfortune.

Videl smirks in mischief and she throws a tennis ball at the target, causing Johnny Cage to plunge body first into the water tank.

As the park is bustling with activity, all of a sudden, a pleasant old woman cladded in a traditional old victorian clothing and make up steps up onto the stage and she announces.

???: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I am Effie Trinket, your co star today and for this year's Hunger Games, we have five contestants to see who could out eat this buffet!

Effie Trinket steps aside and the crowd cheers as they saw a small obese orange cat, a small green dinosaur, a yellow game mascot with a huge mouth, a small round pudgy pink fluffball and finally, a purple raccoon or whatever he is steps up onto the stage.

Jon O Buckle shouts to the orange cat.

Jon: You can do it Garfield! Just eat them all!

Garfield smiles and he assures his owner.

Garfield: Don't worry Jon, no one could out eat this cat.

Mario, Peach and Luigi began cheering on the green dinosaur.

Mario: Go Yoshi!

Peach: You can do it!

Luigi: Make mamaluigi proud!

Yoshi chirps as he licks his lips.

Pacman smiles as he saw Ms. Pac-Man waving at him.

Ms. Pac-Man: Do me proud hon!

The purple mammal looks down and he saw his boss and colleagues, Mung Daal, Schnitzel and Truffle cheering him on.

Mung Daal: Go Chowder! Wipe them all out!

Chowder gave them a thumbs up as the waiters began placing plates of food on the table.

Kirby turns to his animal friends and he smiles as they cheers him on.

As the audience and the contestants watches burgers, pies, hot dogs, sandwiches, cream puffs, cheese sticks, fish fingers, donuts, churros, chips, sushis, bacons, chocolate cakes, and fried chicken wings pile up onto the plates, Han Solo turns to Chewbacca and he mutters in dismay.

Han: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Elsewhere, Katniss turns to Peeta and she commented.

Katniss: This 'Hunger Games' sure is different from the one back when President Snow is still alive.

Peeta: I agree although judging by that kind of food, I would prefer going through all that suffering rather than binge on all that junk.

Effie then announces.

Effie: Let the 2017 Hunger Games begin!

The monk bangs the gong, signaling the start of the contest.

GONG!!!

Almost immediately, the contestants began stuffing their faces up with food, eating as if there's no tommorrow.

Garfield pours an entire plate of chicken into his mouth, chews for a few seconds before spitting out the bones, skillfully piling them up into a mini effiel tower.

Yoshi stretches out his tongue and he swallows an entire plate of donuts whole.

Pac-Man slides across the table, eating the pies Pac-Man style.

Chowder munches onto the sandwiches and churros while Mung Daal cheers him on.

Kirby just calmly opens his mouth and he sucks up every plate of food, swallowing them whole.

Within minutes, the entire table is empty.

Effie then orders a bunch of staff members to stock up the food supply and within minutes, the eating contest continues.

Chowder stuffs a bacon into his mouth and as he bites down on a hot dog, he exclaims.

Chowder: I can't get enough of this!

Yoshi continues yanking food into his mouth, stretching his tongue to the point where he accidentally snatched Shantae's ice cream from her hand.

Shantae widens her eyes in shock as she watches Yoshi swallow her ice cream whole.

Kirby pours two plates of chocolate cakes into his mouth while Pac-Man swallows an entire plate of sushi before licking his lips and eating a donut.

Garfield munches down onto his food, eating to the point where his body mass began increasing.

Garfield cleans out three plates of sushis and fish fingers and he commented.

Garfield: I like fish. Hope there's still more.

The eaters continues to binge on the food before the second round of food has been cleared out.

But by now, Garfield and Chowder are already 60 percent full.

Effie got the staff members to stock up the food supply and within seconds, the contest continues.

Yoshi swallows up a pie and he lays out an egg.

Pacman drops several food on the ground and he slides down, eating the food Pac Man style.

Kirby simply continues stuffing plates of food into his mouth, seemingly unaffected by the amount of food he had already eaten.

Chowder bites down onto a burger and he weakly stuffs a sushi into his mouth.

Chowder: Can't...give...up...must...eat!

Garfield meanwhile isn't doing quite well either.

The orange cat has gotten fatter from the food he had eaten and by then, his weight and size has increased to the point where he broke the chair apart with his weight.

However, Garfield weakly pushed himself up and he swallows a handful of cream puffs.

Yoshi cleans out another plate of chocolate cakes and he happily burps.

Kirby simply swallows three whole plate of sandwiches and he smiles in delight.

Chowder collapses onto the ground and he wheezes.

Chowder: Can't....go...on!

Chowder faints and Mung Daal cries out.

Mung Daal: NOOO!!!

KO!

As two staff members carries Chowder off the stage, Effie announces.

Effie: Ladies and gentlemen, Chowder has been eliminated!

While Mung Daal, Truffles and Schnitzel  tends to Chowder, Garfield isn't doing quite well either.

Garfield swallows a fish finger and he bites down onto a sandwich.

But by now, Garfield is already 98 percent full.

Garfield wheezes in pain as he swallows another burger.

Garfield: Must....win....

Garfield munches onto a hot dog and he weakly reaches out for the last cheese stick on the plate.

However, before he could even take a bite out of it, a long red tongue suddenly stretches forward and it snatches the cheese stick out of Garfield's grasp.

Garfield wheezes weakly and he collapses onto the ground, defeated.

Effie looks down at the weakened cat and she announces.

Effie: Ladies and gentlemen, we have another elimination!

KO!

As Jon scrambles up to take his cat away, the contest is now down to Yoshi, Kirby and Pacman, the three most powerful eaters.

Yoshi quickly extends out his tongue and he began swallowing an entire plate of churros.

Pac-Man continues stuffing burgers into his mouth while Kirby sucks up three plates of cream puffs.

As Pac-Man swallows a burger, he burps and he continues eating.

As the audience continues watching, the eating has already began causing some of the audience to turn green.

Daredevil turns away and he comments.

Daredevil: I may not be able to see, but whatever's going on, it's too disgusting for me to hear.

Strider Hiryu struggles to refrain himself from puking while D.Va tries to hide her feelings of disgust by slurping up her slushie.

Kirby happily slurps up a plate of churros and he munches onto a pie, dirtying his mouth in the process.

Pac-Man kept burping as he continues to eat plates full of pies, chips, hot dogs and bacon.

Pac-Man is already beginning to feel full but he kept burping to help maintain his composure to ensure he is capable of going on.

Yoshi burps and he lays another egg before eating another chocolate cake.

Pac-Man burps again and he sneakily took one of Yoshi's eggs and he swallows it.

Kirby sucks up the egg pile behind Yoshi and he continues sucking up food into his stomach.

A few minutes later, another round of food has been cleared.

Effie realizes this and she said.

Effie: This is taking too long, time to take this up a notch!

Effie snaps her fingers and the same food began piling up on the table but only this time, Effie has added plates of spaghetti, lobsters and cheese steaks with the food.

Yoshi simply licks up the food with his tongue and he swallows them whole.

Pac-Man continues to stuff several lobsters into his mouth before slurping up an entire plate of spaghetti.

Kirby simply continues to suck up the food.

Within minutes, Pac-Man is already at his limit.

He continues to burp but he is not uncertain whether he could go on.

Pac-Man burps again and he continues to bite onto a churro.

As Pac-Man continues to eat, he suddenly began feeling queasy in his gut and he clutches it in pain.

Pac-Man is no longer able to go on.

Pac-Man collapses onto the table and Effie announces.

Effie: Ladies and gentlemen, we have another one out!

KO!

As Ms. Pac-Man carries a weakened Pac-Man away, the competition is now down to Yoshi and Kirby.

Effie announces.

Effie: Now ladies and gentlemen, we are now down to two contestants left, who shall emerge the victor?

Mario cheers out loudly to Yoshi.

Mario: Let's a go Yoshi!

Yoshi barks back at Mario and the two remaining contestants began eating.

Yoshi munches onto a lobster and he lays an egg while Kirby swallows up a cheese steak.

Yoshi continues to slurp up plates of sandwiches and burgers while Kirby swallows plates of spaghetti and hot dogs.

Both Yoshi and Kirby continues eating until the entire table is empty of food.

As more food began stacking up on the table, Kirby began opening his mouth wide and he began sucking everything into his mouth.

Yoshi widens his eyes in shock as Kirby finishes up the food.

Everybody gasps in shock at Kirby's amazing ability.

Effie then began announcing the last challenge.

Effie: Alright ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the last challenge. Is who can eat up this entire table of food within the shortest time possible will win!

Both Yoshi and Kirby began eating as fast they could.

However, Yoshi's mouth is too full to swallow as he had apparently bitten more than he could chew.

On the other hand, Kirby sucks up the entire table worth of food before sucking up the food at Yoshi's side of the table.

Kirby closes in on Yoshi.

Knowing that the green dinosaur is in trouble, Kirby smacks Yoshi by the back of his head, causing Yoshi to spit out all the food.

Kirby sucks up all the remaining food and Effie announces.

Effie: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

The crowd went wild as Effie passes a large golden trophy towards Kirby.

Kirby accepts the trophy and he smiles sweetly at the audience.

KO!

The winner is 

Kirby

Advantages and disadvantages

Garfield

Able to eat huge portions of food

Lacks superpowers or unique abilities

Just a normal cat

Yoshi

Capable of eating large quantities of food

Almost no limit to how much he can eat

Not able to swallow too much food at one go

Pac-Man

Better metabolism

Stomach has limits

Cannot eat too much

Chowder

Big appetite

Appetite still have limits

Easily distracted

Kirby

Unlimited appetite

Capable of eating anything

Victory quotes:

As Kirby completes a stage, he faces the screen and he began dancing a victory dance

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