Requested by JohnathenYoungs

When Joker and Harley are planning on spreading Scarecrow's fear toxins across the world, it's up to Deadpool and Pinkie Pie to stop them

Deadpool

Superhuman Body

Exceptionally skilled with swords and all forms of guns

Mastery in assassination techniques and numberous martial arts

Superb healing factor

Magic satchel

Contains various items, regardless of continuity

Includes teleportation belt, machine guns, katanas, pistols and other things

Fourth wall awareness

RAGING SEX MACHINE

Deadpool can also break the fourth wall.

Equipment

Teleporter Belt

Allows Deadpool to teleport short distances

Occasionally prone to malfunction

Magic Satchel

Holds unlimited weapons and ammo

Bends laws of physics and space

Weapons

Katana

Sais

Hammers

Powerful enough to decapitate a human using just blunt force

Pistols

Submachine Guns

Shotguns

Flashbang Grenades

Frag Grenades

Bear Traps

Landmines

Pulse Rifles

Chargable: allowing them to instantly vaporise a human at full charge.

Degeneration Beam

Insect Swarm Grenades

Carbondanium katana

Universal Acid

HIS GODDAMN MOUTH

His own dismembered arm, Arm-Fall-Off-Boy would be proud

Feats

Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed

Completely regenerated from a single hand

Sole person to outwith Taskmaster

Can dodge point-blank machine guns

Casually battled Red Hulk

Once became a Herald of Galactus

NOT GARBAGE TIER IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3

Regularly shrugs off wounds

Infiltrated Latveria & defeated 12 Doombots

Defeated 100 ninjas while on the phone

Pulled a rogue midair helicopter

Defeated Wolverine, Taskmaster, & the Hulk

Biggest opening weekend for an R-rated film ever ($132.7 million!)

Weakness

Healing factor is not perfect

Head requires reattachment

Claims that regeneration is slow and painful.

Killable by drowning, suffocation and destroying, vaporizing or incinerating all his cells.

His cells also regenerate the cancer cells so he always has it

If someone takes away the cancer then his healing factor will cause him to explode

The depiction of his healing factor attributes, limits and speed is inconsistent. The Movie canon requires at least an hour to regrow an entire hand.

According to Mistress Death, his healing factor is linked to his subconscious so he sometimes doesn't bother regenerating

Mental stability sometimes creates problems

Deadpool is constantly distracted by the voices in his head.

Frequently allows himself to be in harms way.

Does not take any given situation seriously.

Tends to forget his sachet, either leaving it at home or in the cab he rode in.

Deadpool attacks or betrays his allies frequently and has the reputation of being very annoying. Even his most iconic sidekicks despise him.

Hallucinates frequently

Frequently suffers from amnesia.

Incredibly impulsive

Even if immortal, Deadpool can still be overpowered; especially by opponents with superhuman durability

Has been defeated by the Hulk easily and painfully multiple times.

Had a strict no killing rule for a good while before changing it to not killing innocent bystanders

Cannot decide on a spouse

Was knocked out by Captain America with a single punch

His teleporter doesn't work half the time

He risks going back in time if he teleports at the sametime someone else teleports

Once took too long getting into his outfit in a phone booth, resulting in the death of an old man he was about to save.

Is defeated by Daredevil in a majority of their encounters mostly due to pure skill alone

Has been easily defeated by The Punisher

Pinkie Pie

Weapons

3 Z&R Party Cannons

Streamer & Confetti Ammo

Bubblegum Cake Batter Ammo

Live Cannon Ammunition

Can launch herself

Assorted pies, cakes, cupcakes

Hooves

Hammerspace

​Powers & Abilities

Pinkie Sense

Predicts immediate future

Super speed & strength

Toon Logic

Enhanced memory

Comic stretchability

Limb duplication

Breaks physics and reality

Enhanced durability

Can resemble herself

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Feats

Prevented Yaks & Pony war

Defeated the Changelings

Resisted hallucinations with laughter

Survived Nightmare Moon's magic blast

Only survivor of trail to Yakyakistan

Keeps Windigos away by keeping everypony happy

Defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord, & Lord Tirek

Weakness

Lacks martial arts skills

No combat experience

Tends to become sad when she's unable to make others happy

Joker

Hand to Hand Combat

Insanity can grant almost superhuman strength

Excellent chemist

Resistance to poisons & gases

High tolerance to pain

Master of disguise

Criminal strategist

Experienced in manipulating the sane & insane

Weapons

9mm Long Barrel Gun

Machine Guns

Tommy Gun is his favorite

Bombs, Rockets & Explosives

Explosive toys & Fuse Bombs

Jester Cane Sword

Crowbar

Joker Venom

Acid flower

Razor Sharp Playing cards

Feats

Tortured Jason Todd before killing him.

Crippled Barbara Gordon for a few years.

The small gun he used to shoot her sent her flying back a fairly large distance

Has outsmarted and out-gambitted Batman numerous times

Batman himself deduces that the Joker has something similar to the super multiple personality disorder which plays a huge part in his unpredictability by constantly recreating himself in each one of their encounters

The first time Batman sent the Joker to jail, he escaped in less than two days

Defeated Ra's al Ghul in a game of chess, the only other individual that has accomplished that is Bane

Has killed several other supervillains.

Killed Alexander Luthor Jr.: simply because Alex didn't invite Joker in his supervillain team.

Kills Mr. Freeze for taking over his gang

Kills the entire Royal Flush gang

Quickly kills Psimon, a high level telepath with nothing, but a mere rock

Bob

Killed a lot of people in one room after murdering one with a fragile cup on two occasions.

Affected the entire Justice League with Joker Venom

Insanity makes him resistant to psychic attacks. No sells a telekinetic attack from a criminal that terrorized the Martian Manhunter

Designed a trap so convoluted and complicated, Superman and Martian Manhunter could not escape. Manhunter had to reshape his brain and turn himself psychotic in order to find the escape.

Joker still predicted this and laced the exit with a bomb.

Goes toe to toe with Aquaman and even briefly becomes the ruler of Atlantis

Drove Injustice Superman insane and destroyed metropolis with a nuclear bomb.

Almost every single bad thing that happened in the Injustice universe can be traced back to the Joker

Joker has managed to buy or steal nukes on multiple occasions.

Bought the secret to Batman's identity with only 53 cents

Has effortlessly escaped from Arkham Asylum, Gotham State Penitentiary, and Blackgate Penitentiary hundreds of times.

These escapes have sometimes led to prison riots or complete takeover of the prisons with Joker as the defacto leader of the prisoners; basically making Joker the frequent leader of Batman's Rouge Gallery.

SOMEHOW has not been executed for his crimes (except in Robot Chicken).

Once did get the death penalty, but faked his death. Under a legal loophole, since he had been "killed", he was then a free man. Gotham City Law Enforcement is likely wise to this trick by now.

Laughs at his own worst fears projected into his mind by Raven

Broke into the Batcave without Batman knowing it

The Greek God of Terror: Deimos, was overwhelmed by Joker's sheer madness when he possessed him

Killed at least 114 people

Frequently survives otherwise fatal situations

Fell into the smokestack of a factory building

Caught in an explosion while onboard the Lexwing; which then crashed into the ground

Survived being attacked by his own shark

Was in a helicopter while it crashed into the ground (Suicide Squad: both the animated dvd movie and cinematic film)

(see below for more info) Stole the power of Mister Mxyzptlk and Batmite to become the godly Emperor Joker, abusing his power in ways like continuous reviving Batman out of a need of purpose or eating all of China simply so he could make a Chinese food joke

Laughed after getting stabbed through the hand with a knife; showing no pain.

Weakness

Despite his chemical disfigurement; Joker is still 100% human and is normally depicted without any superhuman abilities.

Frequently defeated by the Justice League and the Batman Family.

Has been completely overwhelmed by Batman in some of their duels

Was easily defeated by Alfred

Like Batman; normally requires weakness exploitation or an ambush to defeat powerful superhumans.

Insane, very mentally unbalanced. Speculated by the Martian Manhunter to be so insane that it was an alleged form of "super sanity," as even he was not able to return the Joker to sanity for more than a moment.

His insanity can either give him an unpredictable edge in battle or make him do nigh suicidal actions just to finish off his foe.

Mutilated himself several times; once cutting his own face off to wear it as a mask (and for giggles).

Sometimes has visual hilucinations.

Many of his crimes are due to his severe attention-seeking psychopathy. According to the Arkham games; Joker's greatest fear is being forgotten.

If someone make's fun of his jokes or says he's not funny then he will become more focused and enraged making him predictable

Is obsessed with Harley Quinn and Batman

Does not actually want to kill Batman

Has sometimes given up his villainy if he believes Batman has been eliminated.

Frequently murders or assaults his own loyal minions or allies, just for a laugh.

This makes it very easy for other villains to see Joker as an enemy.

Batman created multiple antidotes for the Joker Toxin.

Has died from certain poisons, getting stabbed by Pirate Batman, having his neck snapped, being bitten by Vampire Batman, falling off a belltower, getting shot by Robin with a 'Bang' gun, and getting his chest shredded by Superman.

Has very little combat experience with the Jokermobile.

Fears the IRS more then Batman

Harley Quinn

Olympic-level gymnast and acrobat

Above-average agility and fighting skill that makes her stronger and faster than she looked.

Occasionally is able to be on par with Batman in combat

Harley's psychology major allows her to be manipulative

Has medical experience and is a skilled surgeon and doctor.

Marksman

Physique

Harley was also injected with a serum Poison Ivy devised for her and Joker has exposed Harley to chemicals that also affected her physique (though made her even more insane).

Harley is immune to certain chemicals and diseases

Enhanced her strength and stamina so she can survive normally fatal accidents.

Harley has also demonstrated impressive agility; able to anticipate and dodge gunshots and batarangs

Gear

Harley also carries an assortment of weapons. Like Joker she uses trick weapons primarily, but Harley is willing to use oversized or blunt melee weapons as well

Oversized wooden mallets and Sledgehammers

Dual .357 Revolvers or Customized Chiappa Rhino 60DS (6 cylinder magnum revolver)

Sometimes depicted with cork-like bullets.

Good Night: Personalized Baseball Bat

Chainsaw

Batons

Oversized Boxing Glove Gun

Jack-In-A-Box Bomb

Snare Trap

Fake mustache/lockpick

Feats

A very competent gang leader in her own right, have led Joker's gang during one of his assumed deaths.

Defeated Killer Croc

Caught Batman off guard with a hammer to the head... twice

Defeated Joker on some occasions.

Held her own against Lex Luthor's aide Mercy Graves.

Beat Nightwing and freed Poison Ivy from prison.

Stole Lobo's motorcycle and got away with it (by ripping his head off)

Laughed off a session in the electric chair

Incapacitated Wonderwoman

Captured Batman and almost fed him to a pool of Piranhas, all by herself.

Escaped Hell

Weakness

Has little to no superhuman abilities

Completely insane, clumsy and occasionally idiotic.

Bit off her doctor's ear when the doctor took Harley's Looney Tunes video.

When Harley attempted to return to a normal life, it took only hours for her to have a mental breakdown and devolve back into villainy.

Claims to not be a 'dumb blonde' trope because Harley confirmed that she is "not even a real blonde!"

Is often blinded by her love for the Joker. Although she occasionally sees him for the psychopath he is and leaves him, she eventually comes back.

The two have frequently fought, threatened, argued, attacked or attempted to kill each other at times [4] (even when Batman is present)

Joker is willing to abandon or harm her to get an edge.

Got bit by Man-Bat in an alternate dimension.

Defeated by Batman and his allies countless times; sometimes with little effort.

Even her strongest depictions are no match for Batman's physique.

Wanted in twelve states.

Fight

Arkham Asylum

Joker laughs maniacally as he spun his turning chair back and he approaches a gagged up man.

As the man struggles, Joker rips the towel off his mouth and he asks him.

Joker: Where's the bat?

The man shouts back.

Man: I don't know! Please let me go!

Joker: Let me think for a min...
No!

Joker cackles in delight as he swung his hammer down, causing the man to scream in agony.

As Joker is busy beating the man to death, unknown to him, a muscular man in a red and black spandex and a small pink pony are approaching the control room.

After Joker is through with his victim, he activates the comn and he questions.

Joker: Harley? Where are you?

All of a sudden, Joker jumps up as he heard two voices shouting in unison.

???: Freeze! You're under arrest!

Joker puts up both his hands and he turns, only to find a toy gun and a confetti spray pointing at him.

Joker looks in confusion as the pink pony said to the costumed vigilante.

???: Deadpool!

Deadpool jumps back and he questions.

Deadpool: What?

Pinkie Pie: Come on. We better stop that clown from terrorizing others.

Deadpool groans in annoyance and he grumbles.

Deadpool: Fine!

Both stares at Joker and Pinkie Pie questions.

Pinkie Pie: Say mister, do you happen to know how to stop that gas?

Joker chuckles and he explains.

Joker: It's a split formula, I'm afriad you're gonna need Harley for that?

Upon hearing that, Deadpool widens his eyes in excitement and he exclaims.

Deadpool: Ooh! That sounds like fun! I'll get her!

Pinkie Pie: Now just wait a minute!

Pinkie Pie pulls Deadpool back and she pouted.

Pinkie Pie: You always get to have all the fun! Why not wait for your next battle in 14th Feb?

Deadpool: Aw c'mon Pinkie! This is my first time fighting in this book! Can't I get first dibs?

Pinkie Pie thought for a while as she says.

Pinkie Pie: Let me think for a min....have a Chimi cherrychanga!

Pinkie Pie slaps the food into Deadpool's face, causing his eyes to tear up and he remarked.

Deadpool: It's wonderful.

Deadpool cleans his face and he said.

Deadpool: Alright fine. You can go after that chick. I'll just stay here and watch Pennywise here. But if you have any trouble, please let me switch!

Pinkie Pie nods and she agrees.

Pinkie Pie: Sure. The readers want that anyway.

As Pinkie Pie leaves to find Harley, Deadpool sat next to Joker and he said to the viewers.

Deadpool: So whatcha think guys? Like my official first death battle in this book?

Joker stares at the viewers in confusion and he edges his head closer for a closer look.

Just who is he talking to?

Warehouse

Harley Quinn hums cheerfully to herself as she skips through the warehouse.

Unknown to her, a pink pony peers her head out and she slithers towards her.

Harley suddenly realizes that she has company and she draws out her gun.

As Harley turns back, she suddenly opens fire, forcing Pinkie Pie to run

Harley Quinn races after the pink pony.

Just as Pinkie Pie stops, Harley whips out her mallet and she swung it at Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie dodges and delivers a kick, knocking Harley back.

Harley growls and she throws a pie at Pinkie Pie.

Upon seeing the pie, Pinkie Pie's face brightens and she exclaims.

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Pie!

Pinkie Pie launches herself up and she grabs onto the pie.

But just as she was about to bite it, the pie suddenly explodes in her face, sending her crashing into a crate.

Harley laughs and she questions.

Harley: What's wrong? Can even stand up to a pie?

Pinkie Pie shook her head and she cheers out, startling Harley.

Pinkie Pie whipped out her cannon and she shouts happily.

Pinkie Pie: That was fun! How would you like some cake?

Before Harley could answer, Pinkie Pie launches the cannon, causing a large mass of cake batter to fly towards her.

Harley grunts in pain as the batter struck onto her.

But just as Pinkie Pie closes in, Harley pushes herself out of the cake batter and she grabs a bat and she swung it, knocking Pinkie Pie back.

Pinkie Pie jumps up and she and Harley began trading blows.

Control room

While the two girls are busy fighting, meanwhile both Deadpool and Joker are busy cheering for their teammates while muching on popcorn.

As they watches, Deadpool exclaims.

Deadpool: This is awesome, who knew that JohnathenYoungs would want us to fight together?

Joker just stares at him in confusion.

Just who is JohnathenYoungs?

Warehouse

As both Harley and Pinkie Pie are trading blows, all of a sudden, Harley kicks Pinkie Pie in the face before grabbing her by the hair and throwing her into a pile of large heavy crates.

As Pinkie Pie smashes into them, the crates began falling onto Pinkie Pie, burying the pink pony.

Control room

Horrified at the sight, Deadpool screams out anxiously.

Deadpool: No pinkie! She's in trouble, better go help turn the tables!

Deadpool races into the warehouse, leaving Joker sitting alone and unguarded in the control room

Warehouse

Deadpool races towards the scene and he frantically searches for Pinkie Pie.

But unable to find her, Deadpool screams out.

Deadpool: NNNNOOOOO!!!!

Deadpool continues searching and he begs.

Deadpool: C'mon! C'mon! Where is she? Don't do this to me Iroha!

Deadpool turns and he said to Harley.

Deadpool: You!

As Deadpool brandishes his swords, he shouts.

Deadpool: You're gonna pay for that!

Realizing her predicament, Harley whipped out her gun and she opens fire.

But Deadpool deflects the bullets and he closes in onto Deadpool.

Deadpool: Aha! I've got you now!

But just before Deadpool could strike, Harley Quinn quickly opens up her shirt, exposing her bare cleaverage to Deadpool.

Deadpool widens his eyes and he said.

Deadpool: Aww!

Harley punches Deadpool in the face before grabbing her pistol and she shoots Deadpool in his crotch.

Author's note: This is painful and embarassing

Deadpool screams in pain as he grabs his bleeding private part.

Deadpool: Ow ow ow! What was that for?!

Harley smiles and she answers.

Harley: Oh! For fun!

Deadpool growls and he kicks Harley in the stomach, knocking her back.

Deadpool brandishes his guns and he opens fire at her.

Harley Quinn backflips across the building, dodging the bullets.

Harley launches herself forward and her foot struck Deadpool hard in the face.

But as Harley prepares to throw a punch, Deadpool stops her by catching her during mid punch.

Harley: Uh oh!

Deadpool punches Harley in the face before attacking her with a combinations of punches and kicks.

Control room

Realizing that Harley is in danger, Joker shook his head and as he stood up and he grabs a machine gun, he said.

Joker: Darn it! If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!

Warehouse

Deadpool kicks Harley into a crate and he brandishes his swords.

Harley grabs a dynamite and she throws it at Deadpool.

But Deadpool teleports forward and he drove both his blades into Harley's stomach.

As Harley coughs out blood, Deadpool whips out his handgun and he opens fire onto Harley's crotch.

Author's note: That scene was embarassing to write

As Harley fell onto the ground, dead, Deadpool inhales the smoke coming out of the gun and he said.

Deadpool: I'm so @#$/ing turned on right now!

KO!

Just as Deadpool thinks that he is victorious, all of a sudden, he heard a familiar voice saying.

Joker: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Joker laughs maniacally as he opens fire, shooting Deadpool repeatly with his machine gun.

Deadpool screams in pain as he felt what seems like a million bullets tearing through his skin.

Joker laughs maniacally, enjoying his opponenr's suffering.

As Deadpool falls onto the ground, Joker grabs a crowsbar and he approaches the Merc with a Mouth.

Joker: Oh you fool, I almost feel sorry for you.

Joker pulls Deadpool up and he swung his crowbar, knocking Deadpool back.

As Joker continues to beat Deadpool up, he said.

Joker: Come on! Even Robin's put up a better fight than you!

Joker strikes Deadpool hard in the face before drawing his knife and stabbing it right into Deadpool's back.

Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie pushes away the boxes, freeing herself.

As Pinkie Pie looks, she gasps in shock.

Joker grabs his gun and he opens fire into Deadpool's face, ausing Deadpool to fall backfirst onto the ground.

Joker laughs and he cheers.

Joker: Ha ha! I did it! I won!

???: Oh I don't think so!

Joker: Eh?

Joker turns and his eyes widens in horror as Pinkie Pie fires her confetti at Joker, blasting him back.

Joker falls back and he pushes himself back up.

As Pinkie Pie approaches him, Joker chuckles and he offers his hand to her.

Joker: You know. I'm sorry gor the way I acted, I'm not exactly a good guest. Handshake?

Pinkie Pie nods and she agrees, not knowing that it was a trap.

As Pinkie Pie's hooves touches Joker's palm, all of a sudden, she felt a huge wave if electricity surging within her.

Joker laughs and he sprays his Joker Venom at her.

Joker: Ha ha! Nighty night pony!

However, Pinkie Pie shook her head and she blows the Joker Venom back to Joker, causing the Clown Prince of Crime to exclaim.

Joker: What?!

Pinkie Pie punches Joker in the face before delivering a kick, knocking him back.

Pinkie Pie then grabs an explosive pie on the table, places it into her cannon and she opens fire.

Before Joker knew it, the pie struck him in the face, causing him to explode.

As the Joker explodes, Pinkie Pie cheers out.

Pinkie Pie: Whoo hoo! I won! I won! Best battle ever!

Just then, Deadpool pushes himself up and he winces in pain.

Deadpool: Ow ow ow ow ow! That hurts.

Deadpool looked and upon noticing the inferno, he turns to Pinkie Pie and he said.

Deadpool: Oh! You defeated him huh? Where were you? How come I didn't see you?!

Pinkie Pie ponders and she answers.

Pinkie Pie: Well....

Under the crate pile

Pinkie Pie jumps out of the page and she searches through the last fifty battles in the book.

As she saw the fight 'Jean Grey vs Superman' she quickly jumps in.

Jean Grey vs Superman

Jean Grey screams as she was sent flying back from Superman's punches.

Superman swoops forward, preparing to strike.

However, just before Superman can even land a punch, all of a sudden, Pinkie Pie stops Superman, causing him to widen his eyes in shock.

Superman: What?

Pinkie Pie began scolding him.

Pinkie Pie: Shame on you! Why would you hit a lady?

As Jean Grey watches, all of a sudden, the Dark Phoenix began corrupting her and she laughs.

Jean Grey: Ha ha ha! Die fools!

Jean Grey transforms into a flame bird and she launches herself forward.

Pinkie Pie stretches herself and she quickly jumps into All Might vs Hulk just as Jean Grey slams into Superman.

All Might vs Hulk

As the two brutes are fighting, Pinkie Pie suddenly jumps in and she complimented the two.

Pinkie Pie: Wow, nice muscles. Wanna see mine?

Pinkie Pie's body began growing larger and she began flexing her muscles.

Both Hulk and All Might widens their eyes in both shock and jealousy.

Pinkie Pie tosses two protein bars to the two and she quickly jumps into Godzilla(Kaiju Agents) vs Post-Crisis Superman.

Soon, Pinkie Pie began having her own misadventures.

Godzilla(Kaiju Agents) vs Post-Crisis Superman

Pinkie Pie scolds Superman, interupting his battle against Godzilla

Night Raid vs Suicide Squad

Pinkie Pie pats Leone on her head and she calls her.

Pinkie Pie: Kitty cat!

Pinkie Pie began giving both teams her comments.

To Rick Flag- Sticky in muddy

To Najenda- Robot arm looks cool

To Susanoo- Nice goatee

To Katana- Smile more

To Akame: Needs more pink

To Mine: Gasps! I love pink!

To Deadshot: Don't be such a big shot. Guns are dangerous

To Harley: Hey there!

To Killer Croc: Your breath stinks!

To Bulat: Nice muscles.

To Chelsea: Cool! Can you transform into Dashie for me please?!

To Captain Boomerang: Give me one!

To Slipknot: Can you untie this?

To Lubbock: Are you Spiderman?

To Tatsumi: Nice armour!

To El Diablo: Hot!

Now

Deadpool stares at her jealously and he pouted.

Deapool: Wow. You went on an adventure without me?

Pinkie Pie smiles and she said.

Pinkie Pie: Oh don't worry, we have lots of time. In fact....

All of a sudden, Pinkie Pie presses her lips onto Deadpool's chin, causing him to squel in delight

Deadpool: Ha ha! I love it! Thanks

Pinkie Pie: No problem. Now let's go visit more of Iroha's fights. I heard there's some delicious ice-cream back there. We have plenty of time until 14th Febuary.

Deadpool: Okay! So everyone, see ya next year.

With that, both fighters tore open the page and they began entering Beerus vs Chakravartin.

KO!

The winners are

Deadpool and Pinkie Pie

Advantages and disadvantages

Deadpool and Pinkie Pie

Stronger

Tougher

Better durability

Faster

Not very serious

Easily tricked

Easily distracted

Joker and Harley Quinn

Smarter

Better combat skills

More unpredictable

Better tricks and strategy

Weaker

Lacks regeneration

Cannot break the fourth wall

Victory quote:

Deadpool: See, you don't need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you.

Pinkie Pie: I'm not giving him cake, I'm assaulting him with cake!

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