Poison vs Ivy
Requested by M3M3_CHAOS
Street Fighter vs Soul Callibur, American vs Irish, Whips vs Whips, Dominatrix vs Dominatrix, when two dominant women in skimpy outfits clashes, only one will dominate the other. Will Poison be too much for Ivy or will Ivy whip Poison into shape?
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<Cue: Invader Theme>
Toomi: Poison Kiss, the former member of the Mad Gear Gang,
Megumi: And Ivy Valentine, the Dominatrix of Soul Calibur,
Toomi: While fighters can do well with swords, guns or even their fists, sometimes, whips are some of the best weapons to use.
Megumi: And these two certainly uses the whips for more than fighting. She's Sachi, Toomi and I'm Megumi.
Sachi: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
Poison Kisses What if Battles
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<Cue: Void of Vision by Dominatrix>
Toomi: The Mad Gear Gang, a group of gangsters that terrorizes the streets of Metro City, that is until Guy, Cody and Mike Haggar taken down the team.
Megumi: Tired of living her life in crime, Poison decided to go straight, by teaming up with Hugo, another Mad Gear Gang member tired of the life of crime where she decided to become his manager in a wrestling career.
Sachi: With Poison's help, Hugo "Andore" became a star, and both became rich beyond their wildest dreams. Which is not bad for a character who started off as a common enemy.
Megumi: Common enemy?
Toomi: Well you see Megumi, Poison started off as a common enemy in the game Final Fight where you basically beat up characters that look like her.
Megumi: Then where was the thing about her being trans?
Toomi: It's a bit complex behind the story, you see, in America, they weren't crazy about the women being a common enemy as since you are playing as a male character beating them up, it's like promoting violence against women, so Street Fighter producer Yoshinori Ono stated "Let's set the record straight: In North America, Poison is officially a post-op transsexual. But in Japan, she simply tucks her business away in order to look like a girl."
Sachi: Of course in some countries, Poison and Roxy were replaced with male characters called Bill and Sid.
Toomi: Well, with all that out of the way, let's talk about her skills. Poison's fighting style utilizes a mix of acrobatic pro-wrestling moves and street fighting abilities. In the original Final Fight, Poison and Roxy both utilized standing and acrobatic flip kicks to attack the player
Sachi: As one of the fighters in Final Fight Revenge, her moveset was expanded heavily, and she was armed with a whip. The whip is used primarily in her Cat Claw and Thunder Whip attacks, and can be used to steal a weapon from the opponent. Additionally, her handcuffs can be thrown as a horizontal projectile move to immobilize the opponent for a short time.
Megumi: Though I got a feeling those whips and handcuffs are definitely more than all of that.
Poison
Expert Acrobat
Pro-Wrestling
Whip
Handcuff
Cat Claw
Thunder Whip
Perfume Swing
Aeolus Edge
Avant Line
Cartwheel
Poison Cocktail
Toxic Hold
Kissed by a Goddess
Love Storm
Poison Kiss
Love Hurricane
Toomi: Poison's Aeolus Edge is an energetic ranged attack that allows her to keep opponents at bay.
Megumi: And her signature Poison Kiss attack releases a pink mist that stops opponents in their tracks, opening them up for a beatdown or stripping montage, depending on how she's feeling that day.
Sachi: Though she is skinny, she's totally ripped, enough to send two professional wrestlers to stretchers and defeat Rolento, whose injured body can survive three point-blank grenades.
Feats
Helped the Mad Gear Gang kidnap Mike Haggar's daughter, Jessica
Formed a Rock band alongside Hugo, Rolento, Guy, Ryu and Ken
Defeated Rolento, Steve Fox and Hwoarang
Able to defeat Professional Wrestlers
Formed a Wrestling partnership with Hugo
Toomi: A common M67 grenade contains 180 grams of Composition B fuel, and explodes with almost 1000 pounds per square foot of force. And that's not taking shrapnel into account either.
Megumi: Damn, that woman sure has a body and she knows how to use it!
Toomi: Not exactly, in her partnership with Hugo, while she can hold her own in a fight, she often times relies on Hugo for his strength, while she relaxes on the sidelines, even against multiple skilled opponents.
Sachi: Not to mention that her life in crime has never succeeded in any way, especially since she has been defeated by Guy and Cody.
Megumi: And remember all that thing about Poison's gender? Well it turns out Poison tends to get really mad whenever characters say she is not ladylike or say she "Fights like a man". Really testing her with all that transphobic crap.
Weakness
Selfish
Not very strong
Can be tackled by grappling opponents like Zangief and Hugo
Despite being the supposed brian, Poison is not a strategist
Doesn't get along well with Hugo despite their partnership
Relies on Hugo to do the fighting for her
Defeated by Guy and Cody
Hates it when people don't see her as a woman
Toomi: And her partnership with Hugo is not really a great to say the least considering she and Hugo bickers a lot and she barely treats him with any form of respect whatsoever.
Sachi: And despite being the "brains" of the pair, Poison has never shown any form of strategies or even any form of tactical knowledge to aid Hugo.
Megumi: And even so, Poison most definitely would whip him and then team up with him to whip all those who stands in her way into shape!
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Poison: Today is the day I turned my life around...I got a great plan...and believe me...nothing could possibly go wrong!
Ivy Whips What if Battles
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<Cue: Dominatrix by Karol Conka>
Toomi: Left on the doorstep of a London mansion, the infant Isabella was adopted and raised by the noble house of Valentine.
Megumi: Little did they know she'd grow up to be this deadly dominatrix. Oh, daddy must be so proud.
Sachi: Not really possible considering he's dead. Both her father and mother died while searching for the legendary Soul Edge, leaving Isabella, or Ivy, as their sole legacy. Her only remaining parent is her birth father, the pirate Cervantes. Who is a zombie. Sometimes.
Megumi: Well then, good call on the baby dumpster donation. Zombie pirates don't make good fathers. Believe me, I know.
Toomi: What?
Megumi: Regardless, Ivy seems to have some great magic.
Toomi: Well her father was a skilled alchemist, and Ivy took up his research to find and destroy Soul Edge. She taught herself summoning and alchemy rituals, which she used to forge her unique sword: the Valentine.
Sachi: The Valentine is an extendable snake sword with a stupid name. It works just like a normal sword, but with a flick of Ivy's wrist, it turns into a nine-meter-long whip of blades. It can be used in all sorts of ways, even a stealthy underground attack.
Ivy Valentine
Super Strength
Super Speed
Peak Level Durability
Longevity (at 32)
Limited minor slow time manipulation
Telekinesis (through her 9 sword shards)
Energy Manipulation
Fire Manipulation
Alchemy
Magical whip sword
Sphere traps
Magic fire
Nightmare's hand
Acasual Paradox Critical Edge
Grand Alchemy Critical Finish
Toomi: It is also sentient, with a mind of its own. Ivy accomplished this by summoning the hand of Nightmare, which breathed life into the sword.
Megumi: How does a hand breathe exactly?
Toomi: Of all I've talked about, that is what you question?! Anyway, since Nightmare is Soul Edge personified, this ironically joined Ivy's own fate to the very abomination she seeks to destroy.
Megumi: I'd like to join Ivy's fate if you know what I'm saying!
Sachi: This curse bounded Ivy's blood to the immortal Soul Edge so thoroughly her body actually stopped aging
Megumi: Really, I guess that explains why she's such an attractive milf. With those big tits, sexy outfit and those looks, she definitely can be my dommy mommy!
Sachi:....Anyway, Ivy is skilled with all her sword's forms, but long-range combat is her bread and butter. She is very good at controlling the battlefield with wide whip swings, powerful kicks, and precision strikes.
Feats
Kicked away a bullet from Cervantes point blank
Took hits from Cervantes
Defeated Seong Mi-na, Zasalamel and Cervantes
The tallest female character in the series, even taller than some of the male characters
Toomi: Despite how skilled she is, having defeated Seong Mi-na, Zasalamel and Cervantes, Ivy doesn't have a good win loss record.
Sachi: And she can still be killed despite being a human.
Megumi: And her skimpy outfit does show she doesn't have a lot of armor. Well, not like she needs it.
Weakness
Defeated by Astaroth, Taki, Zasalamel, and Cervantes
Can still be killed in spite of being human
Has no armor around her body other aside her left arm
Her time manipulation is limited
She can only slow down time (not fully)
It can only trap or slows down foes with similar speed as Ivy's
It would be useless if fighting foes with much superior speed capabilities
Toomi: Still, she has defeated countless foes and accomplished impressive feats. Like kicking a bullet out of the air point blank
Sachi: Presumably, she's using the weight of her above-average-sized breasts as momentum to increase her speed.
Megumi: If that's a real martial art, I'm going to find it, and then learn it!
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Ivy: This place shall be your grave!
Toomi: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Sachi: Don't forget to vote, comment what you think of the fight.
Megumi: Yeah, but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!
Fight
Strip Club
Inside a bustling strip club at night, ladies dances around as the party raves booms.
Seated on a chair, Ivy Valentine sips her glass of martini when right at that moment, something bursts through the door.
CRASH!!!
People screams out in terror as Poison steps in, screaming out.
Poison: Alright, parties over people!
Poison struds in as members of the Mad Gear Gang enters, robbing the patrons as Poison approaches Ivy who is oblivious to the events happening around her.
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<Cue: Fxxk U by Gain feat Bumkey>
Just as Ivy is about to take a sip, Poison snatches the cup out of her hand, gulping down the contents as she faces her.
Poison: You. Why don't you make yourself useful and dance for me will ya?!
Poison demanded, attempting to intimidate Ivy into dancing for her only for the latter to stand up, turning to her as she reply.
Ivy: Of course dear, just as soon as you drop dead!
Announcer: Fight!
Ivy turns around, swinging her arm out as she strikes into Poison, sending her flying back.
WHAM!!!
Poison backflips in the air before landing back, surprised.
Poison: I see you got more in you than you look. Attack!
Poison commanded as several of the Mad Gear Gang members rushes forward, only for Ivy to swing her whip across, striking against them as she defeats the thugs rather easily.
WHACK!!! WHACK!!! WHACK!!!
One gang member grabs a chair in an attempt to hit Ivy with it only for the Dominatrix to swing her leg across, kicking him down.
WHAM!!!
At that moment, something wraps around Ivy's arm, shocking her.
CRACK!!!
Ivy: Huh?
Before Ivy could react, Poison tugs at her whip, pulling Ivy towards her before delivering a hard backflip, kicking Ivy in the chin.
WHAM!!!
Ivy drops down onto the floor before pushing herself up, scoffing.
Ivy: Honey, you may have a whip and though I like your style, that does not make you my equal.
Poison: The same can be said for you.
Ivy: Hm. We'll see.
WHACK!!! WHACK!!! WHACK!!!
Both Ivy and Poison cracks their whips, striking at each other at rapid succession.
Poison then leaps over Ivy's Snake Sword before backflipping in the air, striking into her.
WHAM!!!
As Ivy is sent flying upwards, Poison strikes her twice in the air with a couple of punches.
WHAM!!! POW!!!
Poison then swings her leg out, kicking Ivy right in between her legs.
BAM!!!
Ivy: ARGHHHHHH!!!
Screaming out in agony, Ivy cups her groin in pain as Poison grabs her, slapping her three times in the face.
SLAP!!! SLAP!!! SLAP!!!
Before she can throw another slap, Ivy thrusts her leg out, kicking Poison square in the stomach.
WHAM!!!
Poison stumbles back before crashing into a nearby table.
CRASH!!!
Ivy rubs her groin in pain, muttering out.
Ivy: Damn, that hurts. Probably shouldn't had those martinis earlier.
Ivy dances around a bit before facing Poison who is just getting up.
Wiping the blood off her mouth, Poison grabs her whip, saying.
Poison: You sure are strong I give you that.
Ivy: Please, I'm just getting warmed up.
Ivy breathes out as she composes herself before grabbing onto Poison, delivering a hard kick.
WHAM!!!
Just as Poison is sent flying, Ivy strikes at her rapidly with her Snake Sword.
CRACK!!! CRACK!!! WHACK!!!
She then coils around Poison before tugging at her, kicking her up into the air.
WHAM!!!
Ivy then uses her magic, forming a bow construct before firing a magical projectile onto her.
THOOM!!!
The impact of the blast sends Poison crashing backfirst into a table.
CRASH!!!
Poison gets up, clutching her head as she stumbles dazed from the barrage of attacks.
Ivy: I will make you submit!
Ivy thrusts her Snake Sword, summoning some magic before unleashing it right onto Poison, striking her square in the torso and groin.
THOOM!!!
Poison: Oof!
Poison screams out in agony, weakened by the attack as Ivy prepares to finish off her opponent.
Ivy swings her Snake Sword out, striking at Poison repeatly before sending her flying up into the air.
BAM!!! BAM!!! BAM!!!
Ivy then thrusts her Snake Sword up, striking Poison several times in the gut.
BAM!!! BAM!!! BAM!!!
Using her magic, Ivy conjures a magic barrier, holding Poison in place as she gives her a hard tug, screaming out.
Ivy: Enjoy your trip!
Ivy lifts her leg up and just as Poison crashes onto the floor, Ivy slams her leg down onto her body.
THOOM!!!
The surge of magic began expanding, causing Poison to let out one final scream in agony just as her body went off in a bloody explosion.
Poison: HUARGHHHHHH!!!
KABOOM!!!
With blood and gore of what was once Poison raining around the bar, Ivy wipes the blood off her short white hair before turning around, leaving the establishment
KO!
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<Cue: Island Song by Ashley Eriksson>
Megumi: Well, never have there been a fight that was what you say...dominating before
Toomi: While both fighters have fought their fair share of opponents and exhibit great skills in combat though it is not even close to say the least.
Sachi: Poison though has shown she can hold her own in a fight, doesn't really do much fighting as compared to Ivy who has defeated her own fair share of opponents and does the actual fighting instead of relying on extra muscles.
Megumi: I mean she defeated Cervantes, Seong Mi-na and Zasalamel compared to Poison who pretty much aside from defeating fodder, has never had any major victories in her life.
Toomi: Not only that but Ivy has shown speeds of being faster than a bullet, especially since in order to be faster than one, she has to react to the bullet being fired at a typical muzzle velocity of around 2,700 ft. per second, or around 3,000 kilometres per hour
Sachi: And Poison has no speed feats of any kind whatsoever.
Megumi: Not to mention how she is practically ageless and spending decades trying to destroy Soul Edge gives her a complete experience advantage over Poison.
Toomi: Holding the strength, speed, agility and power advantage, we can conclude that Ivy dominates Poison in every category possible
Megumi: Oh nice. At least Ivy sure cracked the whip onto Poison. Though it's too late for Poison to be submissive.
Sachi: The winner is Ivy Valentine
Ivy: There's no room for fear in my soul.
Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.
Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.
Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles...
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Trivia
* The connections between Poison and Ivy Valentine is that both combatants originate from fighting games though as different types of characters, with Poison originating from Final Fight as a common enemy before becoming a playable character in Street Fighter and Ivy Valentine originating from Soul Callibur.
* The two are known for their skimpy outfits and their characterisations as femme fatales, having the appearance and traits of a dominatrix.
* The two are also famous for using a whip as a choice of weapon
* Interestingly, both their names combined forms the name Poison Ivy, which is the name of Poison Ivy from DC comics who had been previously featured in What if Battles 2, having fought in Rogue vs Poison Vy.
* This is the first time a Street Fighter character fights a Soul Callibur character
* This is the first time a Soul Callibur character wins a What if Battle
* This is the fifth time a Street Fighter character loses a What if Battle, the first being Kimi vs Elena, Ryu vs Green Ranger, Cammy vs Jade and The Soldier vs Guile
* This is the twenty-second battle to feature a character from the LGBT community, the first being Yang vs Knuckles, Hakufu vs Yang Xiao Long, Rogue vs Poison Ivy, America Chavez vs Supergirl, Catwoman vs Cassie Cage, Yang vs Leone 2019, Black Widow vs Batwoman, Ruby Rose vs Tracer, She-Ra vs Wonder Woman, Korra vs Luke Skywalker, Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune vs Caulifla and Kale, Best Friend Squad vs Team Toguro, Blake Belladonna vs Mikasa Ackerman, Black Cat vs Cat Noir, Deadpool vs Lobo, Garnet vs Undyne, Luz Noceda vs Dipper Pines, Amity Blight vs Diana Cavendish, Griffith vs DIO, Nagisa Shiota vs Tokaku Azuma and RWBY vs TMNT
* During Poison's analysis, Toomi discussing over Poison's gender is a reference to the history of Poison's gender history
* During the fight, the way how Poison attempts to force Ivy to dance for her is a reference to the scene from the movie Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey where Roman Sionis forced a woman to dance for him
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