Requested by JohnathenYoungs

Disney vs Warner Bros, two iconic cartoon mascots goes out in a rather peculier cartoon duel

<Invader Theme>

Toomi: As a kid, I'm sure you have heard of cartoons, animated segments shown for entertainment

Megumi: And these two has been in everyone's heart for as long as I can remember

Toomi: Such as Mickey Mouse, Disney's mascot,

Megumi: And Bugs Bunny, the bunny from Looney Toons, she's Sachi-san, Toomi-san and I'm Megumi-san

Toomi: Due to a request from JohnathenYoungs, we will not be doing the analysis but rather, Lola Bunny and Minnie Mouse will be the ones doing it.

Sachi: But regardless, it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle

Mickey Mouse whistles on his Steamboat into What if Battles

<Cue: Hey Mickey by Toni Basil>

<Minnie Mouse and Lola Bunny stands in the studio just as Toomi passes them their scripts>

Toomi: Alright, you two, here's the scripts for this week's episode.

Minnie: Thanks. 

Lola: Alright, so Mickey Mouse is you all know is well known for his big mouse ears, red shorts, white gloves and his big yellow boots.

Minnie: And he often times gets into a lot of adventures, rescuing me, hanging out with Donald and Goofy and even getting himself into a lot of trouble.

Lola: I mean look what got him trying to master magic when he was not suited for that kind of level yet.

<Shows footages of Mickey frantically trying to throw water out of the house as the water level increases>

Minnie: Mickey is also incredibly brave, as showcased in just about all of his many reincarnations. Many of the classic cartoons begins with Mickey and me enjoying each other's company until a villain usually Pete, kidnaps me away until he rescues me.

Lola: With his ability to break the Fourth wall, Mickey possesses something known as a Toon Force which allows him to regenerate and heal from injuries, pull things out of nowhere and even turn fat people skinny just by deflating them. Man, talk about effective weight loss.

Minnie: And I know this is something a mouse does not do but Mickey can somehow use his own tail as a lasso and he can even bounce on it like a spring.

Lola: And remember when we were talking about the hat? Well, Mickey is also a skilled magician as well, being able to warp reality such as bringing inanimated objects to life or even turn them into small animals

Minnie: And like us, we can even see the people watching us just outside the screen. In fact, we can even see you. 

<Shows footages of Mickey facing the viewers as he greets them>

Mickey: Hi everybody, it's me, Mickey Mouse.

Mickey Mouse

Reality Warping

Magic

Superhuman Strength

Regeneration

Keyblade

Rapier

Magic Wand

4th Wall Awareness

Mental Strength

Skilled Boxer

Great Intelligience

Super Durability

Super Speed

Yed-Sid's Magic Hat

Super Mickey

Minnie: If I have anything nice to say about Micky is that he has a surprisingly high pain tolerance, being able to survive big house size explosions with no injuries, shrug off a heavy iron ball slamming on his head and even smile from blows from a kangaroo.

Lola: And he even took back his House of Mouse by defeating Jafar

<Shows footages of Mickey trapping Jafar inside of the lamp>

Feats

Is one of the most iconic and most well known cartoon characters of all time

Has rescued Minnie Mouse and Pluto from Pete and his various alter egos on numerous occasions

Has also thwarted/defeated the criminal mastermind "The Phantom Blot" many times as well

Has busted gangsters, pirates, thieves, mad scientists, and other dangerous criminals

Thwarted his evil counterpart who stole his identity and framed him of numerous crimes

Ventured to Mount Olympus to enlist the aid of Apollo and together they rescued Thalia the muse

Has saved entire kingdoms from giants

Saved his friends and many other people from a mad artist who was trapping them in paintings

Traveled through the Castle of Illusion to rescue Minnie Mouse from the witch Mizrabel (twice)

Became a detective and solved many cases in the dangerous crime infested city known as Anderville

Continued to excel in magic until he became the supreme sorcerer of Dolmen

Reclamed his brain and rescued Minnie from the monster "Julius"

Took on Jafar when the House of Mouse was taken over by the classic Disney Villains

Traveled to another world through a mirror with a werewolf and outsmarted various monsters, going on to help destroy a dimension-hopping soul stealing monster (X-Mickey)

Saved the Wasteland from the Shadow Blot and the mad Doctor alongside Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Became a Keyblade master and fought alongside Riku, saving him from his own darkness and even rescuing Sora, Donald, and Goofy on occasion in the Kingdom Hearts franchise

Became a Jedi master and fought in the Clone Wars alongside Yoda himself

Minnie: However, even Mickey is not perfect. Due to his happy go lucky personality, Mickey tends to be too trusting and too forgiving to his enemies, even though they would never change their ways.

Lola: And plus, while he does have this Toon Force, it can not only be used against him but Mickey can still feel pain and can still get hurt.

Weakness

Can be a little too trusting/forgiving

Can under estimate how dangerous/difficult a task can be

Can some times not realize something is amiss or when he's being tricked/manipulated

Can get too stressed or too frightened to think properly or fight back

Toon Force is unpredictable and can work against him

Never learned how to properly master the Sorcerer Hat, and he can lose control of it quite easily

Requires his hands to do magic: If they are somehow restrained, he can't cast spells

Some of his weapons can be stolen and/or used against him

Noticeably ticklish

Outfits/forms that grant magic have limited use, while magic Mickey himself produces can drain him when used in excess

Despite his toon force/endurance, he can still feel pain or be knocked out

Turpentine Acetone Benzene (AKA "The Dip" or "Toon Acid")

Lola: And while Mickey does have powerful forms as his Super Mickey form or his Jedi Mickey form, each of them have limited uses and Mickey himself can drain their powers if he uses them excessively

Minnie: But one thing's for sure, you wouldn't wanna mess with this mouse.

Mickey: Hot diggity dog!

Bugs Bunny tunes in into What if Battles

<Cue: Could by me by MKTO feat Ne-Yo>

Lola: While Mickey is a lovable pacifist who's more than capable of defending himself when threatened, Bugs Bunny is a wily trickster fearlessly challenging anyone he meets.

Minnie: You'd think a rabbit would hide when some guy with a shotgun walks into it's woods, but not this one.

Daffy: Duck season!

Bugs: Rabbit season!

Lola: Despite being hunted by Elmer Fudd, Bugs has often times outwitted and even outsmarted the hunter.

Minnie: That pretty much set the tone for the rest of Bugs Bunny's film career. Bugs has tangled with foes like Elmer, Yosemite Sam, Marvin the Martian and Daffy Duck, and in dang-near every conflict, Bugs has made a laughing stock out of his opponents using his quick wits, natural athleticism and blatant denial of the laws of physics.

Lola: Bugs is extremely speedy, able to outrun bullets and even laser-beams on foot. He's also strong enough to twist a shot-gun barrel into a knot, plug a gun barrel with his fingers, and... lift and throw a life-sized robotic replica of a triceratops. It's a long story.

Bugs Bunny

Superhuman Strength

Superhuman Speed

Agility

Durability

Extreme Toon Force

High Intelligience

Burrowing

Ear Dexterity

4th Wall breaking

Magical Powers

Absurd luck; sometimes logic breaking

Manipulation

Fighting ability

Carrots

Cowboy Revolvers

Singing Sword

Lola: Bugs even got his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Minnie: With Mickey Mouse being the first.

Lola: Bugs has been in multiple adventures in all of his 78 years existing, for example, he saved Earth multiple times, saved the galaxy from Marvin the Martian...

Minnie: And he even teamed up with multiple cartoon characters from different companies, even with Huey, Dewey and Louie, all to get this one kid to stop doing drugs!

Lola:  There's this thing called Super Carrots that gives Bugs all the powers of Superman, including Pre-Crisis and Post-Crisis Superman, he is as fast and strong as Superman, but he is more durable, since Bugs is actually inmune to kryptonite and magic, talk about being better than the original!

Feats

One of the greatest most well known cartoon characters of all time 

Even got his own star on the Hollywood walk of fame)

Has thwarted many foes including Elmer Fudd, Yosimite Sam, Wile E. Coyote, etc.

Fast enough to build a city in seconds. 

Sawed Florida off of the USA. 

Strong enough to bow-tie a shotgun barrel. 

Was mostly unharmed from being sent flying out of a stadium by a spanish fighting bull. 

Once won a baseball game against an entire team by himself

Fought off the Japanese and scared the pants off of Hitler during WWII

Has worked for the army, the air force, and even the marines

Retrieved the legendary singing sword of legend from the black knight and his dragon (and won an oscar)

Saved the planet earth from being blown up by Marvin the Martian numerous times, and even once tricked Marvin into blowing up Mars (his home planet) instead

Once went over 110 rounds in a boxing match with a large hulking opponent stronger than himself

Caused acts of destruction and mayhem all over the world until he earned a bounty of one million dollars, and ultimate it took the US Army to finally apprehend him

Once saved the world from aliens who tried to replace him and his friends with badly animated duplicates

Once teamed up with numerous other cartoon characters to help get a teenager off drugs

Was sent by God himself to stop Buster Bunny from killing himself and showed Buster what Tiny Toons would be like with out him under the guise of "Harvey the guardian toon angel"

Once beat the Mon-stars in a basketball game along side Michael Jordon and the other Looney Tunes

Once teamed up alongside famous DC super heroes alongside the other Looney Tunes

Once teamed up with the other Looney Tunes to go back in time and rescue their ancestors from a mad doctor

FINALLY got back at his rival 'Cecil Turtle' after years of losing to him

Once assumed the identity/role of Jove (AKA Jupiter, the Roman equivilent of Zues), and used his new found godly powers to mess with Daffy Duck and send him on a crazy voyage

Once outwit the government and Marvin the Martian who were tracking down him and Lola Bunny for a secret invisibility potion

Has out smarted secret agents, Nazi's, gangsters, ninjas, and even "Carl", the grim reaper of rabbits

Once defeated Daffy Duck who had become an animator and gained control of the cartoon itself (Bugs Bunny Rabbit Rampage SNES)

Eats Trix; even though Trix are for kids

Minnie: Unfortunately, Bugs has some weaknesess, for example, he cannot resist a good carrot and it is implied he can die from decapitation, and he can also feel pain, but will he be able to compete against his rival today?

Lola: I get it. Because Disney is earning more money than Warner Bros.

Minnie: Not only that but despite outsmarting Elmer Fudd in many occasions, there was one time where he managed to trick Bugs into stealing his identity, causing Bugs to be arrested for tax evasion.

Weakness

Not much of a fighter: Relies mainly on smarts and tricks to deceive people

Frequently is overpowered, forcing Bugs to avoid conventional combat. 

His record, though very solid, has included losses against Cecil turtle, a gremlin, and even Elmer of all people

In all fairness, MOST of his opponents have been complete idiots...

Can some times be too confident or cocky, leaving him wide open

If he gets too frustrated, he can lose focus and easily be lured into traps/be tricked

If some one takes control of the cartoon and becomes the animator before he can, he's in trouble

Can still be driven insane or scared off by threats/enemies he can't handle

Can be distracted/lured by attractive women/rabbits (even if they're obviously just robots) but he can resist their charms once he figures out they're a threat

Can't resist carrots and can be baited by them and can end up eating ones that have been drugged with poison, tranquilizers, etc.

Ears can some times pop out of his disguises and give him away (Unless he's wearing a mask that completely covers his head)

Susceptible to hypnosis/hypnotism/mind control

Not all of his strategies are perfect

Despite his toon force/endurance, he can still feel pain, get knocked out and potentially die.

It's speculated that Bugs can die from longterm decapitation

Turpentine Acetone Benzene (AKA "The Dip" or "Toon Acid")

Was actually outfoxed by Elmer Fudd once: resulting in Bugs being mistakenly arrested for tax evasion. (Hare Brush)

Twice was outfoxed in a race against Cecil Turtle.

Got dominated by a toddler. 

Lola: He may be a simple rabbit, but Bugs can handle anything with his silver tongue, endless supply of disguises, and natural athletic ability.

Bugs: Ehhh, what's up Doc.

Lola: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Minnie: Cause right now, it's time for a Death Battle.

Fight

In the beginning of the fight, the classic Looney Intro plays out with Mickey's Mouse face 

<Cue: Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes Intro>

Forest

In the dense forest, Mickey Mouse steps into the deep forestation, a long rifle in his hand as he stares at a signboard posted on the floor saying," Rabbit Season"

Upon laying eyes on the board, Mickey happily pipes out.

Mickey: Oh boy oh boy!

Mickey then trods into the woods, determined to hunt for his prize.

In the middle of the forest, Bugs Bunny leans casually onto a tree trunk, munching on a carrot.

Bugs: Geez I'm bored. I wonder what should I do today.

Bugs then tosses his carrot aside and he walk along the forest floor in search for something to do.

However, right at that exact moment, Bugs was immediately greeted by the sight of Mickey Mouse.

Both Mickey and Bugs jumps back in fright before edging their heads close to each other.

Both the mouse and the rabbit scans their eyes over each other before Bugs questions.

Bugs: Say Doc, what's the season t'day?

Mickey: Ooh Rabbit season.

To Mickey's surprise, Bugs shakes his head, using his finger to push the rifle nozzle towards Mickey before saying.

Bugs: Mouse season.

Mickey quickly points the gun back at Bugs and he shouts.

Mickey: No! Rabbit season!

Bugs: Mouse season.

Mickey: Rabbit season!

Bugs: Mouse season.

Both Bugs and Mickey continues arguing before Bugs suddenly pulls the rifle close to him, saying.

Bugs: Rabbit season.

Mickey pulls the gun back and he insists.

Mickey: Mouse season!

Bugs: Okay. If ya say so.

Without warning, Bugs snatches the gun from Mickey's hand and he opens fire, shooting Mickey right in the face.

Announcer: Fight!

<Cue: Can Can Music by Offenbach>

BANG!!!

As Mickey's face is covered completely in soot, Bugs tosses the gun into a bush before disappearing into the woods.

Mickey wipes the soot from his face, sprinting after the rabbit.

Mickey halts in between two trees, scanning the area left and right.

As Mickey faces the right, Bugs stretches his hand out, tapping Mickey by his back, prompting the mouse to turn around.

Just as Mickey turns around, Bugs's hand stretches out from the right, tapping Mickey by the back.

As Bugs pulls his hand back, Mickey narrows his eyes and he shifts himself back, pulling out a carrot before holding it up.

Right at that moment, Bugs stretches his hand to reach for the carrot, only for Mickey to swing his rifle across Bugs's face, sending him flying high into the air.

WHAM!!!

Bugs: YAH WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!!!

Mickey then runs across the air, sprinting after the rabbit.

However, to his horror, Bugs Bunny's ears began spinning around rapidly like the blades of a helicopter, flying through the air.

Mickey: OOOHHHH!!!

Angered, Mickey jumps back, his tail acting as a spring before bouncing up, sending Mickey flying up towards Bugs.

Just as Bugs turns around, Mickey pulls out a Keyblade and he swings it downwards, striking into Bugs.

WHAM!!!

Bugs: YAHHHHHH!!!

Bugs lets out a loud scream just as he crashes bodyfirst onto the ground.

CRASH!!!

Mickey lands feet first onto the ground, pulling out a lightsaber.

VSSSSHHHOOOM!!!

Mickey: Ready to give up?

Bugs Bunny pushes himself up, turning around before pulling out a carrot.

Mickey looks at the carrot in confusion and he asks.

Mickey: Seriously?

To Mickey's horror, the carrot began stretching itself longer, emitting lightsaber sound effects in the process.

VSSSSSHHHOOOMMM!!!

Mickey: Hot diggity dog!

Mickey exclaims out as he backs away, the two began exchanging blows with their new found weapons.

VSSSHHH!!! VOOM!!! VSSSHHH!!!

Just as Bugs swings his carrot across, Mickey ducks underneath the attack and he thrusts his leg out, striking Bugs in the chest.

WHAM!!!

As Bugs staggers back, Mickey throws his lightsaber at Bugs's hand, instantly disarming the rabbit.

VSSHH!!!

Bugs: ARGHHHHH!!!

As Bugs drops the carrot, Mickey steps up to him and he warns.

Mickey: Give up if you know what's best for you.

However, instead of surrendering, Bugs simply swings his arm out, slapping Mickey across the face.

SMACK!!!

As Mickey stumbles backwards, Bugs pulls out a Super Carrot, dropping it right into his mouth.

Almost immediately, Bugs's muscles began expanding out, growing larger and larger with a skin tight caped costume attaching to his body.

Bugs Bunny has transformed into Super Bugs!

Before Mickey could even react, Bugs lunges forward, sending Mickey flying through the air with a single strike.

WHAM!!!

As Mickey is sent flying up, Bugs lunges up into the air, persuing after Mickey.

Up in the air, Mickey pulls out Yed-Sid's hat, quickly slipping it on just as Bugs closes in onto him.

Bugs: Beep! Beep!

Bugs imitates the Roadrunner's sound as he raises his fist, preparing to strike.

However, Mickey waves his hand across Bugs's entire body.

SHING!!!

Right at that instant, Bug's muscular body began shrinking down, reverting back into his physically inferior base form.

Mickey thrusts his hand out, sending a powerful magic blast right at the rabbit.

SHOOM!!!

THOOM!!!

The impact of the blast sends Bugs crashing into the forest, creating a massive explosion.

KABOOM!!!

As the flames dies down, Mickey lowers himself down, chuckling to himself.

Mickey: Huh ha! Well, I guess all's well's that ends well.

Bugs: Not really.

Mickey's blood ran cold upon hearing the voice, causing him to turn his head around frantically.

Mickey: Huh? Who said that?!

Bugs: I did!

Before Mickey could react, Bugs Bunny lunges forward, swinging his hand across Yed-Sid's hat.

Twap!

Mickey: What the?!

As Mickey felt his powers fading, he quickly rushes forward, frantically trying to grab his hat.

But right as his hand reaches down, the hat suddenly disappears, causing Mickey to jump back.

Mickey: Huh?

Mickey looks around, back and forth, frantically trying to find his opponent before turning to face the audience, questioning them.

Mickey: I'm sorry folks, but have you seen that rabbit?

Bugs: No. The rabbit has seen you.

Mickey: Huh? Hey!

Mickey screams just as something large swipes across his body, causing his body to fade away.

SHING!!!

Right after Mickey disappears from sight, the entire landscape began rolling up, crushing into each other before disappearing in a single pop.

Pop!

Disney Studios

Seated comfortably on the drawing board, Bugs turns around to face the audience before saying.

Bugs: Well, that's all folks.

Bugs then jumps up, grabbing the top of the screen before pulling it down, showing the closing screen.

KO!

<Cue: New Earth by Bruce Falconer>

Megumi: Man, they don't cartoon violence like this these days

Toomi: In terms of strength, durability and intelligience, both Bugs and Mickey are surprisingly close in many categories but Bugs far trumps Mickey in speed.

Sachi: Indeed, Bugs has outran things like gunfire and lasers whereas Mickey on the other hand has been tagged by things like bullets or even regular weapons, things that sadly do not move at the same kind of speed as lasers.

Megumi: Not only that but Bugs has even defeated Daffy who once gained the power to control the entire cartoon itself! Damn, that's like equivalent to fighting against the creator of Looney Tunes.

Toomi: Hard to say that Mickey has never fought anyone of that level. But do not underestimate Mickey. With his experience in boxing matches and his ability to wield lightsabers and keyblades, Mickey certainly held the upper hand in martial arts skills.

Megumi: But when you're talking about a rabbit who can just leave the cartoon and erase this entire battle with a stroke of an eraser, yeah. None of those skills really matters.

Toomi: With his ability to outsmart, outmaneuvre and even erase Mickey, this is what gives the rabbit of Looney Tunes the victory over the mouse of Disney

Megumi: Looks like Disney's gonna go Looney over the loss of Mickey. 

Sachi: The winner is Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny: Oh, well, we almost had a romantic ending!

Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.

Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.

Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles....

Up Next

Simba

VS

Shere Kahn

Simba vs Shere Kahn

Trivia

* The connections between Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny is that both combatants are iconic cartoon animals capable of doing almost anything and are also able to interact with the viewers as well.

* This is the first time a Disney character fights a Warner Bros character.

* This is the first time a Warner Bros character won a What if Battle

* This is the first time a Disney character loses a What if Battle

* During the starting of the fight, the cartoon opening is a fusion between the Looney Tunes and the classic Disney opening

* This is the ninth battle where Toomi, Sachi and Megumi not the ones doing the analysis, the first being Yang vs Knuckles, Goku vs Aang, Ego vs Mogo, Antagonistic Women Battle Royale, Mimicry Battle Royale, Rogue vs Poison Ivy, Roman and Neo vs Joker and Harley Quinn and Night Raid vs Seven Deadly Sins

* The ending of the battle where Bugs Bunny says," That's all folks." is a reference to the classic Looney Tunes ending where the character pops out at the end credits and says," That's all folks" to the audience.