Luigi vs Blanka

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Nintendo vs Street Fighters, which two green electrical hero with a cowardly heart will survive in this duel?

<Cue: Invader Theme>

Toomi: Some companions may look like they are mean and tough on the outside but these two green wearing companions are the opposite of what they seem

Megumi: Yeah they are actually just loveable green pushovers who are kind and gentle

Toomi: Like Luigi, Younger brother of Mario,

Megumi: And Blanka, the electrifying Monster from Brazil, she's Sachi, Toomi and I'm Megumi

Sachi: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle

Luigi vacuums into What if Battles

<Cue: Hey Brother by Avicii>

Toomi: Luigi was one of the star children destined for greatness and ready to accomplish legendary and awesome feats.

Megumi: And like all Italians, he loves spaghetti.

Luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti

Sachi: That was until Mario showed up and grabbed the spotlight from the green plumber leaving Luigi to sit in the corner

Megumi: Yeah but somehow he doesn't mind at all and is perfectly happy for Mario to take the credit for saving the Mushroom Kingdom time and time again.

Toomi: Although he does have his own solo adventures in Luigi's Mansion where he fights ghosts in a haunted mansion and has many moments where he got the recognition he deserved.

Sachi: Luigi does surpass the Red plumber in many ways he's faster and more agile he can jump 6 feet higher in the air and carries some powerful equipment, like the Poltergust 3000, an invention made by Professor Elvin Gadd to catch ghosts and suck in foes.

Toomi: Luigi can also control cosmic energy in his negative zone that can dizziness clumsiness cause people to trip and slide over absolutely nothing among other random effects.

<Shows footages of Luigi using the Negative Zone>

Megumi: With a fire flower, Luigi can shoot fire, cape feather that gives him flight and thunderhand that enables him to shoot powerful bolts of lightning,









Luigi

Scuttle Jump

Super Jump Punch

Luigi Cyclone

Green Missile

Burial Header

Smash Bros. Down Taunt

Fluttering

Mach Cyclone

Thunderhand

Electrokinesis

Negative Zone

Can make opponents dizzy, make them fall into a deep sleep, trip, uncontrollably do things like taunting, plant a flower on their heads, etc...

Superhuman speed, power and durability

Slight pyrokinesis

Can create green fireballs that hover in the air

Ice Manipulation

Can create orbs of ice

Fire Flower

Ice Flower

Propellor Mushroom

Frog Suit

Blue Shell

Penguin Suit

Mini Mushroom

Mario Kart items

Red Shell

Spiny Shell

Bob-ombs

Super Horn

Blooper

Fake Item Box

Boo

Chain Chomp

Banana Peels

Power Flower

Poltergust 3000




Sachi: But Luigi does not solely rely on power ups alone as shown that he possesses superhuman level strength, being able to send opponents flying high in the air with a punch and even break through solid breaks by either punching or just jumping.

Toomi: But what makes him impressive is his ability to survive a black hole, now a black hole is a region of spacetime where gravity is so strong that nothing, no particles or even electromagnetic radiation such as light can escape from it

Megumi: If that's not impressive enough for you, Luigi has been shown to be capable of stopping the reality warping magician Dimentio in battle, the same Dimentio who almost destroyed the entire universe once.

Sachi: In fact, there has been many times where Luigi has saved Mario in multiple occasions, defeated Bowser in battle and has consistently shown to be pretty much more or less on the same level as his brother.












Feats

Beat Dimentio, King Boo and Chief Chilly

Exterminated 3/4th of an entire highly-advanced alien race simply by crying

Stopped an entire dimension and universe from collapsing

Defeated The Brain, said to be the wisest of all ghosts

Beats Bowser on a nearly daily basis

Saved Mario three times

Beat all of the Koopalings and Bowser in a row with literally no effort

He along side Mario was able to resist a black hole






Toomi: However, despite his incredible feats, Luigi is somewhat of a coward, usually tends to get frighten by ghosts or even threats that he can surprisingly handle on his own.

Luigi: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Sachi: What's more, Luigi is also somewhat naive, falling into traps which can cause him his life like the time he was brainwashed into helping Dimentio that also caused his death in the process.

Megumi: And in many occasions, he is very dependent on Mario for help.















Weakness

Fails at traction

Can be naive and goofy at times

Easily Distracted

Clumsy; trips frequently

Cowardly; is reluctant to face threats that he is very capable of facing

Accidentally knocked his friend Blooey into Lava.

Inferiority complex; sometimes dependent on Mario

Sleeps through important events

Brainwashed and killed by Dimentio




Toomi: But Luigi's biggest weakness is how often times he gets outshined by his brother, being ignored by the citizens of mushroom kingdom despite his efforts to save them

Sachi: And he tends to sleep through important events.

Megumi: But with his skill set and aglity Luigi is one of the loyal companions in all of fiction

Luigi: Let's a go!






























Blanka Beast Rolls into What if Battles

<Cue: Bum Bum Tam Tam by MC Fioti>

Toomi: I'm sure out of all the characters in Street Fighter, no character stood out from the rest like a certain green skinned animal man that can discharge electricity.

Sachi: And that character is known as Blanka.

Blanka: My Rage isn't satisfied!

Toomi: But Blanka wasn't always like that. As a child, Blanka, who's real name is James "Jimmy" Blanka, was a pale-skinned Brazilian boy, until a horrific plane-crashed left him the sole survivor, stranded in the Amazon.

Sachi: And since the Amazon rainforest is full of predators like jaguars or anacondas, Jimmy was forced to camouflage in order to survive.

Megumi: And what has that got to do with his green skin? Well it turns out that somehow, after absorbing so much chlorophyll, his skin became a permanent shade of green. How is that even possible?

Toomi: You think that's crazy Toomi, well it's nothing compared to the kind of food he eats.

Sachi: You see, in order to survive, Blanka has to survive on electric eels as a primary food source.

Toomi: Just to note, an electical eel can generate an electrical charge of up to 600 volts in order to stun prey and keep predators at bay. Though human fatalities through consumption is very rare, there has been occasions where humans can die from respiratory and heart failure after multiple shocks.

Megumi: And Blanka has been eating fish capable of doing that until he grows big and strong enough to fight predators, damn! That's one tough boy.

Sachi: He eventually made it to civilization accidentally, where he made a friend in Dan Hibiki. After making it to the city, he entered the 2nd World Warrior Tournament and discovered that he was one of the more agile combatants there.

Toomi: Though he didn't win, Blanka managed to rediscover his hometown and reunited with his mother in the end.

Megumi: Now that's what I call a happy ending.

Toomi: Being forced to survive in the jungle, Blanka possesses peak level strength and agility, capable of running very fast, scaling on trees and even take on natural predators in battle.

Sachi: He possesses his own sets of moves on his own, like his signature Beast Roll where he curls into a ball, roll in the air before slamming into his opponent.

<Shows footages of Blanka performing his Beast Roll>





















Blanka

Super Strength

Peak level Agility

Animalistic Instincts

Amazon River Run

Rock Crusher

Electric Thunder

Beast Roll

Vertical Beast Roll

Backstep Beast Roll

Grand Shave Roll

Shout of Earth

Lightning Cannonball






Toomi: But that's not the most amazing thing. Remember when we were talking about his electric eel diet? Well it turns out that by eating a lot of electric eels, Blanka gained the ability to let off a powerful charge of electricity from his body to shock his enemies.

<Shows footages of Blanka shocking Zangief with his electrical charge>

Megumi: And did I mention he can even charge up electrical appliances with the same kind of electricity?

Sachi: And being raised in the dirty parts of the wild makes Blanka somehow immune to any kind of virus in the world.

Megumi: What? How is that possible?

Toomi: No one knows. Although there are animals like bats that do not react to infection with the typical inflammatory response that often leads to pathological damage. Which might be the reason why Blanka won't get sick.



Feats

Grew up alone in the Amazon

Honed skills against predators

Found his long-lost family

Local hero

Represented Brazil in the second World Warrior tournament

Immune to most viruses

Defeated Zangief and Vega in battle



Megumi: Damn! Now here's someone that has a chance in surviving COVID-19!

Toomi: However, despite his strength, Blanka's fighting style is basically wild and feral, which makes him more than capable of being bested by more agile and stronger opponents.

Sachi: And he is much more docile, usually avoiding fights unless needed.

Megumi: And did I mention that the only martial arts he learn from is from no other than...ugh! Dan Hibiki.












Weakness

Preferably docile

Susceptible to cold

Never won a tournament

Only formal training came from Dan Hibiki






Toomi: And it's also worth noting that despite participating in tournaments, Blanka himself has never won a single won of them.

Sachi: But surprisingly, that has never stopped him from representing Brazil in every Street Fighter tournament.

Megumi: And looking at the bright sight, at least his mother still loves him in the end.

Blanka: I'll come back a new man mama. One you can be proud of! Just you wait and see!












Toomi: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Sachi: Don't forget to vote, comment what you think of the fight.

Megumi: Yeah, but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!






Fight

Jungle

In the bright green lush jungle, all seems to be peaceful.

Walking along the forest path, Luigi hums to himself as he leap over a fallen branch, minding his own business.

However, unknown to him, Luigi is unaware of a rather large hulking figure watching him.

Blanka: Grrr...

Growling, Blanka lunges out of the forest, his movement startling Luigi.

WHOOSH!!!

Blanka: RAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Luigi: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!

Frightened, Luigi lets out a loud shrill scream as Blanka pounces onto him, causing the two of the to roll across the forest floor.

THOOM!!!

Blanka then grabs onto Luigi before throwing him onto a nearby tree.

CRASH!!!

Dazed, Luigi shakes his head before pushing himself up, narrowing his eyes as he faces off Blanka.

Blanka pushes himself up, crouching as he faces Luigi, the two fighters preparing for combat.










Announcer: Fight!






<Cue: Blanka Theme>

Blanka: RAAAHHHHH!!!

Letting out a loud roar, Blanka lunges forward, only for Luigi to swerve his body to the side, dodging the attack before throwing his fist out, striking Blanka square in the face.

WHAM!!!

Blanka: RAAAHHHH!!!

As Blanka is sent flying, Luigi grabs Blanka by the leg before spinning around, spinning rapidly before throwing his fist up, sending Blanka flying with a single upper cut.

WHAM!!!

Blanka grits his teeth as his body was sent crashing through the trees before landing backfirst onto the ground.

BOOM!!!

Luigi: Oh yeah!

Luigi pumps his fist out in the air before staring at Blanka, dashing towards the green skinned fighter.

Blanka jumps up before launching himself up before curling his body into a ball, rolling in thin air before slamming his body forward.

Just as Blanka closes in, Luigi pulls out his hammer before swinging it upwards, batting Blanka away with a strike.

PAK!!!

Blanka: AAAAHHHHH!!!

Blanka screams out in agony as he was sent falling.

Luigi: Goochie goochie!

Luigi sounds off before equipping his Thunderhand, sprinting after Blanka.

Blanka jumps up, looking up just as Luigi thrusts his hands out, unleashing a torrent of electricity at Blanka, only for the monster to react by crouching, unleashing his own torrent of electricity in the process.

BBBBZZZZTTTT!!!

Realizing that the attack is useless, Luigi picks up a red Koopa shell before throwing it, only for Blanka to swat it aside with his hand.

Pak!

Blanka rushes forward, throwing multiple punches and kicks onto Luigi.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

Blanka then curls himself into a ball, crackling in electricity as he slams into Luigi, spinning onto him.

BBZZZTTTT!!! THOOM!!! THOOM!!!

As Luigi is sent flying Blanka launches himself up into the air, preparing to attack.

However, right at that moment, Luigi spins around before picking up his hammer, slamming it down hard onto Blanka's head.

BAM!!!

Blanka: RAAAHHHH!!!

Blanka screams out as he was sent crashing down onto the floor.

As Luigi lands on the floor, at that moment, his entire body turns from skin color, white and green to black and white, loud droning music playing in the background as Luig began dancing, activating the Negative Zone.

<Cue: Luigi Negeative Zone Theme>

As Luigi continues dancing, Blanka felt himself getting dazed by the attack, causing him to stand there, moving his head in a dizzy fashion.

Using that to his advantage, Luigi closes in onto Blanka before absorbing an Ice Flower, throwing a blast of ice onto the monster, causing him to freeze up.

SHING!!!

As Blanka's entire body froze in ice, Luigi pulls out a fire flower before unleashing a blast of fire, striking into Blanka.

FWOOM!!!

<Cue: Fight Fight! Super Paper Mario ost>

Blanka: AAAAHHHHH!!!

Blanka howls in agony as he felt the flames scorching his body before he falls back.

With his opponent weakened, Luigi flies up into the air, throwing multiple punches onto Blanka.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

As Blanka falls back onto the floor, weakened by the attack, Luigi pulls out his Poltergust 3000 before aiming it at Blanka, pressing onto the button to activate the vaccuum.

Klik!

WHOOOOOM!!!

Blanka: Eh? WAAAHHHHHH!!!

Blanka lets out a loud scream of fright as he felt his entire body seeping into the machine, getting sucked completely into the Poltergust 3000.

With his opponent completely sucked in, Luigi puts down the Poltergust 3000 before dropping down straight onto the floor in triumph.

KO!

<Cue: Love Again by CHIHIRO>

Megumi: Man, never thought a vacuum cleaner would have come in handy.

Toomi: Blanka's animalistic strength and agility is certainly capable of keeping Luigi on his toes but surprisingly, this fight is barely a close call.

Sachi: Indeed, Luigi has spent his entire life time fighting enemies of all kinds while Blanka hasn't really fought that many opponents in canon aside from animals and thugs.

Megumi: And Luigi also has a technique advantage, learning martial arts from training with his brother and his battles with Bowser whereas the only training Blanka received is from Dan Hibiki, a Street Fighter who not only perform weaker versions of Ryu's attacks but has also won no fights at all. I really wonder how in the world did Dan even opened up a dojo anyway?

Toomi: Who knows Megumi. But while Blanka is capable of scaling to Zangief who is strong enough to wrestle Grizzly bears, that is nothing compared to Luigi matching Bowser, who is strong enough to survive getting crushed by his own castle. Something way larger than a grizzly bear.

Sachi: Luigi himself has also matched against the likes of Mario and even defeated a reality warper like Dimentio, who almost destroyed the entire Paper Mario Multiverse whilst Blanka is struggling to defeat weaker opponents like Zangief or Bison, enemies much weaker than the ones Luigi faced.

Megumi: Yeah, I don't really see Bison or Zangief beating Dimentio or Bowser any day.

Toomi: And with his power ups, gear, power and skills in his favour, this is what gives Luigi the victory of this battle.

Megumi: Man, it sure sucks to be Blanka.

Sachi: The winner is Luigi

Luigi: Bang bang!





Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.

Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.

Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles....



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Trivia

* The connections between Luigi and Blanka is that both combatants are fighters that originates from video games that possesses the color green on them and have great strength, agility and control over electricity.

* But despite their power and strength however, both combatants have a rather cowardly personality

* This is the first time a Nintendo character fights a Street Fighter character.

* This is the second time a Nintendo character wins a What if Battle, the first being Bowser vs Eggman

* This is the third time a Street Fighter character loses a What if Battle, the first being Kimi vs Elena and Ryu vs Green Ranger

* Interestingly, Blanka's friends, Ryu and Ken are DLC characters in the game Smash Bros Ultimate which Luigi is a playable character in it

* The part where Luigi performed fell onto the floor after defeating Blanka is based off his victory pose from Smash Bros Ultimate

* This is the first battle where neither characters speak to each other, with Luigi mumbling gibberish and Blanka roaring instead of speaking actual words

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