Unexpected Joh Cena vs Rickroll, "You Can't See Me" vs "Never Gonna Give You Up", when two memes used to surprise and troll people fights, which meme is the most superior meme?

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Toomi: John Cena, the greatest professional wrestlers of all time

Megumi: And Rick Astley, the English singer, songwriter and radio personality,

Toomi: For decades, these two seasoned stars have expanded their fame through their famous acts of wrestling and singing.

Megumi: But come on Toomi, that's not why they are famous for.

Toomi: Then what are they famous for?

Megumi: The memes. Whether you want to entertain someone, troll someone or simply trigger the person you hate, these two are the best memesworthy material on the Internet. She's Sachi, Toomi and I'm Megumi.

Sachi: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

<Suddenly, there was a sound of ringing, shocking the trio>

RING!!! RING!!!

Toomi: Huh? Who can that be?

<Toomi presses the button, activate the screen as it shows Violet Evergarden appearing on it.>

Violet: It is good to see you.

Toomi: Huh? Violet? Why are you calling?

Violet: I'm afraid this call is for Megumi.

Megumi: Ah yes Violet, what is it?

Violet: I have found the best person to assist you in your party organisation.

Megumi: What really? Where?

Violet: Come to this location.

<Violet says as she flashes the trio a picture of what looks like an arena in the middle of nowhere>

Cells Game Arena

<Soon, Toomi, Sachi and Megumi approaches the Cells Game Arena as Violet Evergarden stood there greeting them.>

Violet: So you have made it.

Toomi: So why are we here?

Violet: You'll see.

Announcer: JOHN CENA

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<Cue: The Time is Now by John Cena & Tha Trademarc>

Toomi, Sachi and Cell: John Cena?!

Megumi: Ah yes.

Toomi: Hey Megumi, care to explain why we come all this way for John Cena?

Megumi: Well, let's just say a troll on the Internet has been saying lots of messed up things so I wanna throw him the most trollest party ever.

Sachi: So you got a wrestler to do it?

Megumi: Not just any wrestler, he is John Cena. Um, Hina, can you hear me?

Studio

<Inside the studio, Hina is playing with rubik cube while Matsuri is reading a manga when the two heard Megumi's voice calling out through the speaker>

Megumi: Hina!

Hina: Huh?

Hina looks as Megumi asks.

Megumi: Oh hey Hina I see Matsuri is there too, since the three of us are there, can you help and explain John Cena's analysis to the audience?

<Hina shrugs as she says.>

Hina: Sure. So...

You can't see John Cena in What if Battles

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<Cue: The Time is Now by John Cena & Tha Trademarc>

Hina: John Felix Anthony Cena is the son of Carol (née Lupien) and John Cena, Sr. He is the second oldest of five brothers: Dan, Matt, Steve, and Sean. His father is of Italian descent, and his mother is of French-Canadian and English origin

Matsuri: After graduating from Cushing Academy, Cena attended Springfield College in Springfield, Massachusetts where he was a NCAA Division III All-American center on the college football team, wearing the number 54, which is still used on some of his WWE merchandise

Hina: Cena started his professional wrestling career in 1999 but he debuted on the WWE main roster in 2002. From a generic character in 2002, Cena morphed into an arrogant and edgy rapper for the time period of 2002–2004, which earned him a huge stardom within the audience on SmackDown!

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John Cena: Wanna see a thug, turn around and take a look. You're just another doo doo who came up short for red hood.

Hina: Cena later transitioned to his current character, which he describes as a "goody-two shoes Superman"

Matsuri: Which is kinda ironic considering that Cena is anything but a good two shoes.

Hina: Rising through the WWE and growing to become one of the most beloved wrestling superstars of all-time, John Cena has held nearly every belt you could think of at some point in his wrestling career

Matsuri: He doesn't just stop there, John Cena has appeared in acting as well, having acted in tv shows, movies and even advertisements. He has teamed up with Fred Figglehorn in a wrestling match, had a gun fight against Idris Elba, fought and defeated The Rock several times and took down Triple H, Big Show, The Miz, R Truth and even Randy Orton.

Hina: But in order to do that, being a wrestler means he needs to know how to well wrestle. But he also needs to have an insane amount of stamina to perform kick outs at a 2 count, lift up wrestlers like Big Show who is way larger and heavier than he is and also have his own signature moves.

John Cena

Insane stamina, can manage to 90% of the time kick out at 2

Capable of reversing finishers

DDT

Tornado DDT

Dropkick

Leg Drop

Spinebuster

Springboard Stunner

RKO Outta Nowhere

Spin-out Powerbomb

One Hand Bulldog

Five Knuckle Shuffle (Masturbation Joke)

Diving Five Knuckle Shuffle

STF

Sunset Flip

Attitude Adjustment

Invisibility

Fourth Wall Breaking

Matsuri: Those includes Dropkicks, Tornado DTT, Sunset Flip and Attitude Adjustment, but his most powerful move is his invisibility, cause you can't hit what you can't see.

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John Cena: But think of this my friends, has there ever been another performer, to wave his hand in front of his face and be given actual superpower?

Hina: Which is beneficial during the time he teamed up with Randy Orton, Ricardo Milos and Mr. Travolta to fight Thanos to which he confused Thanos before dodging a punch from him which can you help me out here Toomi?

Toomi: Right. Which according to our battle Jiren vs Thanos, Thanos has been able to react against light speed attacks from people like Thor, Hulk and even the Silver Surfer.

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<Shows footages of John Cena disappearing before Thanos could punch him>

Megumi: Wait. Since when is that canon?

Toomi: Since Randy Orton himself retweeted this fight

Sachi: Anyway, back to you two.

Matsuri: Not only that but he even appeared out of a book in Hannah Montana where he broke Jackson Stewart in order to make him read.

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John Cena: You see, reading is a joy!

Hina: Now I know who to find if I need someone to motivate my sister to study for her test.

Feats

Won 25 championships, with 16 reigns as a world champion

Beat Brock Lesnar, Triple H, Kane, Randy Orton, Edge, Kurt Angle, Big Show several times

Buried the Nexus and Wyatt Family

Stopped a small building to building-sized boulder with his bare hands

Dated Nikki Bella

Kicked out of the F5, G.T.S, Pedigree, and many other finishers

Can lift giants like Big Show, Mark Henry, Big Daddy V, and more

Lifted Big Show and Edge on his back at the same time

Can deadlift 602 lbs

Won the Royal Rumble Match of 2008 and 2013

Fought Thanos alongside Randy Orton, Ricardo Milos and Confused Travolta

Defeated Mr. Devlin and Kevin alongside Fred Figglehorn

Motivated Jackson Stewart to read

Fought in several war movies

Defeated Judo Master, Red Dragon, Rick Flag and Rat Catcher 2

Fought Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious 9

Unlike The Rock, can speak actual Chinese

Matsuri: But one of John Cena's best achievements he get was his secret weapon which he used to get Social Credit in China, now introducing the most powerful weapon of all, Bing Chilling.

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John Cena: 早上好中国现在我有冰淇淋我很喜欢冰激淋

Violet: Don't you mean 冰激淋 which is basically just ice-cream in chinese.

Hina: However, though his reputation, John Cena isn't all invincible as wrestlers like The Rock, Triple H, Randy Orton and the Undertaker has defeated him in matches before

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<Shows footages of The Rock pinning John Cena past the three count, making him the winner of the match>

Matsuri: And during the time he was beating up Shawn Mendes in a Bart Baker parody requested by Shawn Mendes himself, Kylo pushed him away with one Force push and he was never seen again.

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<Shows footages of Kylo Ren force pushing John Cena away>

Megumi: Wait you mean to tell me he lost to that emo wannabe Sith?

Weakness

Lost to Brock, Triple H, Randy Orton, Edge, several times

Lost to The Rock

Can't handle more than one opponent on him

Usually too honour-bound and kid-friendly to do anything serious

Lost to Daniel Bryan & CM Punk

Caught off-guard and handcuffed by Johnny Karate (Chris Pratt)

Scared of tarantulas

Has yet to win the Intercontinental Title, King of The Ring Tournament, and Universal Championship

Got beat up by Braun Strowman

Lost to Roman Reigns (No Mercy 2017)

Lost to A.J Styles (Raw, Money in the Bank 2016 and Summerslam 2016)

Lost to The Undertaker in 2 minutes and 45 seconds at WrestleMania 34

Broke up with Nikki Bella

Lost a gun fight to Idris Elba

Beaten by Kylo Ren

Got into some controversy with China after calling Taiwan a country

Matsuri: Not only that but he even got in trouble just for calling Taiwan a country which China is not happy with it. Which I have to ask, is Taiwan really a country?

Toomi: It is. It has been considered by the Republic of China to be an independent country. Though it's relationship with China has been very complicated so whether it is a country or not kind of depends on who you ask though that is likely with people either acting like Taiwan doesn't exist or it can be deemed as racist.

Megumi: Man, in this day and age, everything can be considered racist these days.

Hina: Cena has been labeled as the "most polarizing professional wrestler ever" as his character has many supporters and many detractors where WWE credited Cena as being the "face of WWE" and "the face that runs the place

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John Cena: ...sometimes u can try so hard at something; sometimes you can be so prepared, and still fail. And every time u fail, it's painful; it causes sadness; and especially, as I saw last night, it causes disappointment. I've often said a man's character is not judged after he celebrates a victory, but by what he does when his back is against the wall. So no matter how great the setback; how severe the failure, you never give up. You never give up. You pick yourself up. You brush yourself off. You push forward. You move on. You adapt, You overcome. That is what I believe

John Cena: Oh yeah!

John Cena cheers out as Toomi says.

Toomi: Great. So now that we have covered John Cena, who is he fighting?

At that moment...

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<Cue: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley>

Sachi: Rick Astley?

Megumi: Ha!

Toomi: Did you planned this Violet?

Violet: I'm simply following her instructions.

Toomi: Seriously Megumi? You're gonna rickroll us?

Megumi: Not just that but he's going to be fighting John Cena.

Sachi: Hm. That would be interesting. So Matsuri, Hina, can you tell us more about Rick Astley?

Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give up for a What if Battle

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<Cue: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley>

Hina: Right. Richard Paul Astley was born 6 February 1966 and is an English singer-songwriter, who has been active in music for several decades. He gained worldwide fame in the 1980s, having multiple hits including his signature song "Never Gonna Give You Up", "Together Forever" and "Whenever You Need Somebody", and returned to music full-time in the 2000s after a 6-year hiatus

Matsuri: Born and raised in Lancashire, Astley became a musician after leaving school, as the drummer for the soul band FBI. Three years later, he rose to fame through his association with the production trio Stock Aitken Waterman; releasing the 1987 album Whenever You Need Somebody, which sold 15.2 million copies worldwide.

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<Cues: Whenever You Need Somebody by Rick Astley>

Megumi: Not gonna lie, you nearly got me there with the opening part

Matsuri: Oh but that's not even his final form.

Megumi: Oh dear.

Matsuri: That's right. His one song which was famous worldwide and the most memesworthy of them all, introducing

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Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down, Never Gonna Run Around and Desert you.

Hina: With the meme being made to be used as a form of Rickroll, which was used by posting a fake hyperlink before bringing the victim to his music video, his career was revitalised thanks to the popularity of his meme where he made more songs like "Lights Out", "Beautiful Life" and "The Best of Me" which he continues making songs in his home studio

Matsuri: Which feel free to check them out on his official YouTube Channel links down below.

https://www.youtube.com/c/RickastleyCoUkOfficial

Hina: Being a singer and songwriter, Rick Astley's talent in music is what made him a worldwide sensational, having earned billions of dollars from his albums

Matsuri: But music isn't his only appearance, Rick Astley has even appeared in advertisements as well where he taught a lady how to snack a little smarter.

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Rick Astley: Snack a little smarter with Fritolay.

Rick Astley

Singing Talent

Song Writing

Internet Fame

Dancing talent

Deadliest Martial Arts Move

Rickroll

Deadliest self defense move

Gun

Matsuri: Not only that but Rick Astley also invented the most deadliest self defense move. Going by the name Yeltsa Kcir in the year 1987 where his technique was banned from all martial arts competitions due to how deadly it is

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Man: Step one is to make a fist ensuring your thumb is on the outside of your fingers. If it is on the inside it could break your palm during impact. Do this with both hands. You now want to place your fists halfway between your chest and your hip. Once you are at this point, move slowly from side to side eventually the momentum will end up you...

Megumi: Man, love how many Tiktokers were raging from it.

Violet: He's not wrong though. I actually learnt that move and used it when someone tried to rob me last year. His body hasn't been found since.

Matsuri: Yikes.

Hina: So anyway, Rick Astley's song "Never Gonna Give You Up" was so popular it reached over 1.1 billions views on YouTube, making this the fourth 1980s song to reach this milestone behind "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson, "Take On Me" by A-ha and "Sweet Child o' Mine" by Guns N' Roses

Matsuri: And he can use a gun as well, even shot Crisp the Rat for raiding his fridge.

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Rick: Simp!
<Rick then proceeds to shoot Crisp>

Feats

Gained worldwide fame from his music

Never Gonna Give You Up was a number 1 hit single in 25 countries, winning the 1988 Brit Award for Best British Single

"Together Forever" became his second single to top the US Billboard Hot 100, and was one of his eight songs to reach the top ten on the UK Singles Chart.

"Cry for Help" was Astley's last single to reach the top 10 in either the US or UK

"Never Gonna Give You Up" reached over 1 billion views

Never gives up on anyone

Shot Crisp the Rat

Rickrolls probably billions of people every year

His 1991 ballad "Cry for Help", which reached No 7 in both the UK and the US

Was nominated for the 'Best Act Ever' award at the MTV Europe Music Awards in September 2008

Matsuri: By the way, are you guys thirsty?

Sachi: Actually, now that you have mentioned it, yes.

Megumi: I could use a drink about now.

Matsuri: Here.

<Matsuri tosses the four of them several bottles of cider and Toomi asks.>

Toomi: What's that?

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Man: Mitsuya Cider!

Toomi: Seriously? You just Rickroll us again?!

Matsuri:Ha!

Hina: It turns out that snacks aren't the only thing he has advertised, Rick has even advertised Mitsuya Cider in Japan where his song " Take me to your heart" was playing in the background.

Matsuri: With his sensational music and success, you might think that Rick is one pop star that never had any trouble

Hina: Except initially, his relationship with British media deteriorated significantly after the release of Hold Me in Your Arms, with the media calling him a "puppet" of Stock Aitken Waterman, although Astley had written five of his new album's tracks, the negativity affected his sales.

Weakness

Had the media calling him a "puppet" of Stock Aitken Waterman

The negative press affected Rick Astley's image and sales

"Move Right Out" reached No 58 in the UK and No 81 in the US, and "Never Knew Love" reached No 70 in the UK and did not chart in the US

Nearly died from a fly choking him

Failed a surprise test

Rick Astley has been Rickrolled before

Hina: And it is important to note that despite making the song that inspire the meme, Rick Astley himself is not immune to Rick Rolling. He was first pranked by a friend who sent him a link via email which resulted in his Rickroll and the second was a user on Reddit claims he met him backstage they were 12 years old, but the user posted a link to the song instead of a picture verifying the encounter which Rick admitted he was tricked into clicking it.

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Woman: So you open an email and there is a link to something, and you're like oh you click this link. And then you click, then basically...Rick a bunch of popups pop up and his face it comes up as well. And it sings " Never Gonna Give You Up" till you restart your computer, it doesn't stop.

Matsuri: But you have to admit that Rick Astley is probably the few sensational pop stars to have never had a controversy behind his name.

Hina: And we all know is that Rick Astley will never give us up, never let us down, he will never run around and desert us. Never gonna make us cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna turn around and hurt us.

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<Shows footages of Rick Astley dancing to the song before turning around, prancing out of the scene>

Both John Cena and Rick Astley stood opposite of each other, ready to begin their fight.

John Cena: I'm gonna pound ya like to ya mama!

Rick Astley: I'm gonna beat you till you look like you got run over!

Toomi: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Sachi: Don't forget to vote, comment what you think of the fight.

Megumi: Yeah, but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!

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<Cue: BBB by @onefive>

Toomi: Oh dear God...

Megumi: This is gonna be awesome!

John Cena: If you want some, come get some!

Rick Astley: Gonna make you cry! Say goodbye!

Megumi: FIGHT!!!

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<Cue: Running in the 90s>

John Cena moves in close before throwing his fist out, only for Rick to swerve his body to the side, dancing as he dodges every punch John Cena throws a him.

Rick then pulls out a gun and he opens fire at Cena.

BANG!!!

John Cena simply waves his hand as he instantly vanishes, dodging the bullet.

Rick Astley looks left and right before feeling a blow strike him in the face.

WHAM!!!

Rick Astley: Wha?

WHAM!!!

Rick Astley: AYYYYEEEE!!!

Rick then began rolling his hands up and down in a motion before he ducks to the side, allowing a young African American man from his music video to leap out of a phone, kneeing John Cena where he was hiding.

WHAM!!!

John Cena: GAAAHHHH!!!

As John Cena screams out in pain, Rick pulls out a Mitsuya Cider, saying.

Rick Astley: Take me to your heart, never let you go.

SPLOSH!!!

Rick Astley splashes the cider at John Cena who pulls out an ice cream cone, saying in chinese.

John Cena: 我有冰淇淋。

Conjuring and ice shield, John Cena raises his ice cream shield up, shielding himself from the Mitsuya Cider

SHING!!!

John Cena then rolls a magazine towards Rick Astley who halts his attack to look at it.

Rick Astley: What is this?

As Rick stares at it, the picture of John Cena suddenly turns to him, shouting.

John Cena: What are you looking at me for you trolodite!

Rick Astley: Oh shit!

Rick Astley curses as John Cena throws a powerful uppercut, sending Rick Astley flying high in the sky.

POW!!!

John Cena then launches himself high up into the sky, turning his leg upwards as he prepares to throw a drop kick.

Rick Astley pulls out a gun before opening fire, hitting John Cena in the chest.

BANG!!!

John Cena: Ow!

John Cena screams out in pain as he was sent falling downwards, with Rick throwing his microphone top down like a grenade.

Down below, Toomi, Sachi and Megumi watches as John Cena crashes onto the ground, creating a massive nuclear explosion.

KABOOM!!!

Megumi: Damn!

As a large crater forms on the floor, Rick Astley lands over the crater while saying.

Rick: You have losssstttt.

Rick puts his feet on top of John only for the Wrestler to perform a kick out, startling him.

Rick: Oh Shit!

John Cena: Doo doo.

John Cena swings his leg out, kicking Rick Astley in between the legs before grabbing him, performing a massive RKO!

BAM!!!

John Cena then lifts up Rick Astley's leg as he attempts to pin him when suddenly...

SHOK!!!

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<Cue: Through The Fire and Flames>

John Cena: Wha?

John Cena looks down, seeing a microphone stabbed right through his chest as Rick Astley moves himself away, singing out.

Rick: Gonna make you die.

While watching, Sachi comments out.

Sachi: Yikes, didn't know Rick even has a counter to a pin.

Megumi: Well he didn't invent the world's deadliest self-defense move for nothing.

Rick Astley then closes his hands into a fist, put them to his side before moving them side to side, attacking John Cena with a barrage of punches.

WHAM!!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!! WHAM!!!

Rick Astley then pulls out a gun before opening fire on him.

BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!

John: ARGHHHHH!!!

John Cena screams out in agony as he falls flat onto the floor, weakened by the attack.

Rick Astley looks down on him and he sang

Rick Astley: I....just wanna tell you to give up. Gonna make you understand

John Cena however, doesn't give up.

At that moment, John Cena suddenly disappears, shocking Rick Astley.

Rick Astley: Wah?

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

At that moment, Rick Astley felt several hard blows colliding into his body, sending him reeling back.

While watching Rick getting beaten up by an invisible force, back at the office, Matsuri says to Hina.

Matsuri: You know, I find it weird to see this.

Hina: Why?

Matsuri: How come Rick isn't fighting anyone but he's still getting beaten up anyway?

Back at the ring, Rick curses out.

Rick Astley: Oh shit!

WHAM!!!

As Rick Astley stumbles back, he halts in his place as he pulls out his bags of snacks, throwing them all over the place.

Rick Astley looks left and right as he listens for any signs of John Cena.

Just then, he heard a crunch.

CRUNCH!!!

And at that moment...

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WTF BOOM!!!

Toomi, Sachi, Megumi and Violet quickly ducks below the stage as the explosion booms across the entire landscape.

Moving up in the air, Rick Astley dances as he watches John Cena halts in the air, saying to him.

John Cena: Lady, you have made the biggest mistake of your life.

WHOOSH!!!

Rick Astley takes his microphone, lifting it up as he leaps up, the two meme legends closing in onto each other, clashing before going off in another explosion.

KABOOM!!!

As more fire and debris rains from the sky, John Cena swoops down before throwing a punch, sending Rick Astley flying.

WHAM!!!

Rick Astley bounces off a flying debris, launching himself down before throwing a punch straight into John Cena.

WHAM!!!

Both John Cena and Rick Astley flies across the air, exchanging blows amongst themselves.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

John Cena jumps up before drop kicking Rick in the chest.

WHAM!!!

Rick Astley halts in the air before holding up a handheld radio, playing "Never Gonna Give You Up" as a Rick Astley projection appears over John Cena, causing the wrestler to scream out in agony from the Rickroll he received.

John Cena: AARGHHHHHHH!!!

Rick Astley then takes out several of his albums before throwing the discs at John Cena.

John Cena takes out a flying chair before swinging it outwards, shattering all the discs with one hit.

SMASH!!!

FWOOM!!!

John Cena's body began burning up as he lunges downwards, flying straight towards Rick Astley who does the same.

As the two closes in, John Cena began throwing a barrage of punches down onto Rick Astley while screaming out.

John Cena: ORAORAORAORAORORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

At the same time, Rick Astley began singing out large letters at John Cena.

Rick: NEVER GONNA GIVE. NEVER GONNA GIVE!!!

BAMABAMABAMABAMABAMABAMABAMABAMABAMA!!!

Both fists and words collides into each other, creating a massive shockwave before combusting in one powerful explosion

THOOM!!!

Another explosion booms in the sky before a body is seen falling from the sky, crashing into the centre of the arena, creating a massive explosion upon collision.

KABOOM!!!

Megumi: WAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Megumi screams out in terror as Violet Evergarden carries her, Toomi and Sachi, running far from the explosion before ducking behind a nearby rock.

As the explosion dies down, another figure lands on the ground, pushing himself up.

Toomi, Sachi, Megumi and Violet peeks out from behind the rock as Sachi asks.

Sachi: What happened?

The smoke slowly clears as the four girls watches, noticing a figure lying on the floor.

Megumi: My god.

Toomi: I did not expect that.

The girls widen their eyes in shock, staring at what looks like John Cena lying on the floor.

Standing above him stood Rick Astley who stares down on him, singing out.

Rick Astley: You know the rules and so do I.

Rick Astley pulls out a gun before singing out.

Rick Astley: Say goodbye.

However, John Cena still has one more trick up his sleeve.

John Cena: No...

Rick Astley: Huh...

John Cena: This time you lose.

Before Rick Astley could react, John Cena thrusts himself back, wrapping his arm over Rick Astley's leg, lifting him up to perform his signature Attitude Adjustment before slamming Rick hard into the ground.

THOOM!!!

The impact immediately splits Rick Astley's back with the pop star laying flat on the ground, dying as John Cena releases his legs, standing up as he thrusts his hands up high in victory.

KO!

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<Cue: Compound I Love You by Jincheng Zhang>

Megumi: My word.

Sachi: I agree with you Megumi. I never expected this turn of events.

Toomi: Right, so Hina, Matsuri, can you help us conclude this analysis please?

Hina: Oh right. So Rick's determination to never give anyone up has helped him last long against John Cena's attacks, his dance moves gives him the speed to dodge light speed attacks from John Cena due to the fact his song "Together Forever" mentions he could move Heaven and Earth to be together forever with you.

Matsuri: But Rick Astley doesn't understand the fact that John Cena never gives up. His battles with Randy Orton who could RKO everyone, including Goku, Superman and Thanos would makes his strength exceed beyond moving Heaven and Earth since Goku could shake even the Heavens powering up while Superman destroyed an entire Solar System with a sneeze and Randy Orton defeated them.

Hina: You can bring up the fact that Rick Astley in some YouTube videos can outrun the police or even Rickroll Downfall parody version of Hitler whose Pencil of Doom can cause Nuclear level explosions.

Matsuri: Which can be countered by the fact that John Cena's ability to disappear can put him out of harms way. Something that Rick Astley has no counter for.

Hina: Even more when John Cena's social credit he gained from his "Bing Chilling" dominates the racist fake chinese The Rock uses during his disses which makes John Cena more bilingual than Rick.

Matsuri: So we can conclude that while Rick Astley is Never Gonna give up, he is Never Gonna see John Cena.

Hina: Can you help say the victor Sachi?

Sachi: Right.

Sachi then points at John Cena as she declares him the winner of the fight.

Sachi: The winner is John Cena

John Cena: I know I will not have this forever, but I promise you the next person to hold it, earns it! Because our time is now! BECAUSE THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!

John Cena stops as he looks, watching as Megumi rushes towards the dying Rick Astley, saying.

Megumi: Rick! Talk to me! Say something!

Gasping out with his last dying breath, Rick sputters out.

Rick Astley: Together...forever...

And those were his last words before the life within him fades away.

Megumi: Rick! RICCCCKKKK!!!

Megumi screams out in sadness and anguish only for John Cena to lightly push her to the side, saying.

John Cena: Out of my way.

John Cena then takes out his ice cream, putting it inside Rick Astley's mouth which instantly revitalise him

WHOOM!!!

Opening his eyes, Rick Astley asks.

Rick Astley: Where am I?

Megumi: Oh Rick! You're back!

Megumi cries out as she wraps her hands around Rick who says.

Rick Astley: Hey hey I'm fine.

Megumi then moves away as John Cena held out his hand, pulling Rick Astley up as he compliments him.

John Cena: You did great.

Rick Astley: You did amazing.

Just then, Toomi, Sachi and Megumi heard a familiar voice saying.

???: Well, isn't that something.

The trio turns around, finding themselves staring at Deadpool before Toomi asks him.

Toomi: Why are you here Deadpool?

Deadpool: Well as a fellow meme myself, is it wrong for me to say hi to my fellow memes?

Toomi: Well no but...

Deadpool: And look at them, they're so cute together!

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

<Cue: Together Forever by Rick Astley>

Deadpool squeals as he watches Rick Astley playing "Together Forever" prompting him and John Cena to dance together.

As Deadpool and Toomi watches, Deadpool sighs out in a depressing manner before remarking out.

Deadpool: Too bad that the next time they meet. They're gonna be fighting again.

Toomi: So you were the one who told those five huh. You even know what's happening?

Deadpool: That's right. Why else do you think is this arena built so close to that colosseum?

Deadpool questioned out, pointing towards a nearby colosseum.

Toomi shrugs as she says.

Toomi: You got a fair point Deadpool.

Deadpool: Well regardless, hope you had fun with your April Fools episode. If you excuse me, I'm going to my quarters. Help me tell them their rooms are gonna be in between that ice chick from DC and...

Toomi: Deadpool!

Deadpool: Right I'm goin'!

Toomi sighs out to herself as Deadpool began heading towards the colosseum.

As Violet Evergarden began leading both John Cena and Rick Astley towards the colosseum, Sachi, Toomi and Megumi faces the audience before ending off this battle.

Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.

Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.

Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles...

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Trivia

* The connections between John Cena and Rick Astley is that both combatants are real life celebrities well known for memes that includes popping out of nowhere or playing out when people least expected it, used for trolling people all over the Internet for years and the two are also good at singing with John Cena being a rapper and Rick Astley being a singer

* Both combatants have also appeared in commercials advertising food products and have appeared or referenced in movies, cartoons or any form of media with John Cena acting in movies or shoes and Rick Astley's songs playing as a soundtrack in any media

* Coincidently, both have been featured in the 2018 Bumblebee movie, where John Cena plays a character called Agent Burns while Hailee Steinfield's character Charlie Watson Rickrolls Bumblebee by playing "Never Gonna Give You Up"

* Both combatants also are related to cold food products featured in Asian media with John Cena talking chinese while eating ice-cream and promoting Fast and Furious 9 and Rick Astley being featured in Japan's Mitsuya Cider advertisement

* Both combatants also have never given up on anyone, even themselves

* This is the first What if Battle to feature real life people

* Although battles like Goku vs Aang, Heisei Kaiju Battle Royale, Emma Swan vs Skye, Reimu Hakurei vs Godzilla, Burning Godzilla vs Super Godzilla, James Bond vs Jason Bourne, M.A.R.K 13 vs Terminator, Shin Godzilla vs Legendary Godzilla, Regina vs Ravenna, Movie Alien Battle Royale, Pollutant Kaiju Battle Royale, Alexander Anderson vs Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger vs Pennywise, Ultimate Force Zero vs Space Kaijus, RoboCop vs Stryker, Legion vs Destoroyah, M.O.G.U.E.R.A vs Striker Eureka, Psychopathic Killer Battle Royale, Korra vs Luke Skywalker, Ryu vs Green Ranger, Master Xehanort vs Darth Sidious, Momo Yaoyorozu vs T-1000, King Kong vs George, Super Mechagodzilla vs Gipsy Danger, Megazord vs Gypsy Avenger, Boba Fett vs Doom Slayer, Gamera vs Mothra, Strelizia vs Ultraman Nexus and Lucy vs Carrie White features live action characters portrayed by real life people, most of these characters are fictional compared to John Cena and Rick Astley who are portraying as themselves

* This fight is most likely created to commemorate the release of the Peacemaker series and Rick Astley's upcoming tour in 2022

* This is the first and last What if Battle to be a joke battle released in April fools

* During the battle, Megumi announced the "Fight" sequence, making this the first fight announcement to be made by someone other than the announcer

* This is the first time where Sachi, Toomi and Megumi have a lot of guest stars in one battle, featuring Hina Komano from Kindred Spirits on the Roof, Matsuri Mizusawa from Citrus, Deadpool from Marvel and Violet Evergarden from Violet Evergarden

* When John Cena resurrected Rick Astley, this marks it the second battle where the deceased combatant is resurrected, the first being Time Travel Battle Royale

* Megumi implying on inviting John Cena and Rick Astley to throw a surprise party for a troll is based off a sexist, racist and homophobic troll that Daddy-Mikasa fought on Instagram where she has reported and even fought that account to deletion though she still created the fight to dedicate it to every hateful person in the world. More so to Vladimir Putin

* At the end of the battle, Toomi and Deadpool making implications of the two fighters returning for another battle while pointing to the colosseum makes this the second battle to tease the final episode, the first being Time Travel Battle Royale

* Toomi even referenced Grovyle, Lucina, Trunks, Silver the Hedgehog and Cable

* This battle was chosen when Daddy-Mikasa created a post for an April Fools fight where people have to choose between these three options

1. John Cena vs Rick Astley

2. The Rock vs A Rock

3. Greg Heffley vs Nicki Maxwell

Which John Cena vs Rick Astley won the poll

* This is the eleventh battle where Toomi, Sachi and Megumi not the ones doing the analysis, the first being Yang vs Knuckles, Goku vs Aang, Ego vs Mogo, Antagonistic Women Battle Royale, Mimicry Battle Royale, Rogue vs Poison Ivy, Roman and Neo vs Joker and Harley Quinn, Night Raid vs Seven Deadly Sins, Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny and Evil Genies Battle Royale

* Toomi's girlfriend Hina was previously mentioned in Lucy vs Carrie White and this episode is where she makes her first on screen appearance