Evil Genies Battle Royale
Requested by JohnathenYoungs
Danny Phantom vs Fairy Oddparents vs Lego Ninjago vs Disney, when all four genies of malicious intend are summoned, only one will emerge as the true genie in the Arabian night.
<Cue: Invader Theme>
Toomi: Genies or known as Jinn, are supernatural creatures in early pre-Islamic Arabian and later Islamic mythology and theology. Known for their extraordinary powers and grants three wishes
Megumi: But some genies won't really do that.
Toomi: Like Desiree, the sadistic Genie Ghost,
Megumi: And Norm, the meanie Genie
Toomi: And Nadakhan, the captain of the Sky Pirates,
Megumi: And Jafar, the royal Vizer turned Genie of Agrabah, she's Sachi, Toomi and I'm Megumi. But due to a request from JonathenYoungs himself, we will not be doing the analysis but rather, Danny Fenton, Timmy Turner, Jay Walker and Aladdin will be doing it instead.
Sachi: But regardless, it is our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
Desiree desires a What if Battle
<Cue: Desire by Years and Years>
Danny: So can we begin now?
Toomi: Yup. Have fun you four.
Danny: Okay, Desiree is a genie ghost who wanders the world granting anyone their deepest desires. But she is also one of the few ghosts of the series who was once a human.
Jay: During her times as a mortal, Desiree is a harem girl who won the heart of the Sultan, who promised her lots of thing.
Aladdin: Except she was casted out by the Sultan's jealous wife which in turn causes her to die of both a broken heart and old age.
Timmy: After she died Desiree's spirit wandered around as a ghost genie, forever granting others' wishes. Until Danny Phantom came along and the two fought and teamed up, saving the planet from the disasteroids.
Danny: Being a ghost, she is possesses abilities such as Intangibility, Invisibility, and Flight along with immortality.
Timmy: And like any genies, Desiree has the ability to grant wishes. But most of the wishes she grants have dire consequences, like fr example, if one were to wish for a monster truck, she could make a literal, monstrous truck
Jay: She can manipulate her body at will, usually to transforming her hands into weapons to fight Danny, like a hammer, a rope, or making her hands bigger.
Desiree
Intangibility
Invisibility
Flight
Immortality
Wish Granting
Ghost Power Weakening
Spectral Body Manipulation
Supernatural strength
Teleportation
Telekinesis
Restoration
Remote Hearing
Telepathy
Aladdin: With her wish granting powers, Desiree is a surprisingly formidable opponent, once producing a tidal wave of cotton candy that destroys the swap meet.
Jay: Her other powers includes turning Dash into a huge monster to crush the other football team, turning Paulina into a cute anime character, and making a surfer's car able to fly.
Danny: And when Sam has a fight with me that one time and wishes she never met me, Desiree grants it and creates a world where I never met Sam and thus never gained ghost powers.
Feats
Won the heart of a Sultan
Created a tidal wave of cotton candy
Turned Dash into a monster
Turned Paulina into an anime character
Make a car able to fly
Gave Tucker ghost powers of his own
Helped Danny escape from Walker's prison
Created a world where Danny never met Sam, meaning Danny never gained his ghost powers
Helped Danny save Christmas
Saved the world by helping Danny by saving the planet from the disasteroids.
Fought on par with Danny Phantom
Can prevent Danny from using his powers
Timmy: Man, she sounds just as bad as Norm.
Jay: But here's the thing man, we're about to talk about him real soon.
Timmy: D'oh!
Danny: Anyway, her ability to grant wishes is also her greatest weakness as due to her curse, she has to grant any wish she hears, even if it leads to her down fall.
Aladdin: Like the time Danny captures Desiree by wishing her to disappear into the thermos then defeats Tucker Phantom.
Weakness
Casted away by the Sultan's jealous wife
Died of a broken heart and old age
Her love tragedy gives her a rather low opinion of men; she refuses to let any man/men touch her unless she wishes it.
Cannot deny a wish
Will grant any wish, even if it will be her downfall
Danny: But the sad thing is that even though it was really that easy to take her down, the damage was already done.
Desiree: And your heart's desire is my command.
Norm wants to be free from What if Battles
<Cue: That's What I Like by Bruno Mars>
Timmy: Prior to the time I found him, Norm resided in a lava lamp which was actually his genie lamp.
Danny: Although he can grant rule-free wishes, these wishes are granted precisely without giving the wisher exactly what he wanted and, in fact, often put them in danger.
Jay: And he goes around, constantly trying to make Timmy's life a living hell and getting rid of his Fairy Godparents.
Aladdin: Being a genie, Norm can grant any wishes, in fact, he also allows people to wish for more wishes like the time he did with Crocker.
Norm
Wish Granting
Great Trickster
Flight
Magic
Timmy: He was even smart enough to sabotage a Fairy Idol contest and became a Fairy Godparent himself.
Danny: He made a clone of Timmy Turner, who acts abnormally weird to Cosmo and Wanda and abused them, causing them to quit their jobs as fairy godparents
Feats
Can grant more than three wishes
Bribed Jorgen Van Strangle with rope
Created a clone of Timmy who was abusive of Cosmo and Wanda, causing them to quit their jobs
Became a Fairy
Jay: However, despite his best efforts, Norm's plans to gain his freedom always seems to backfire, resulting in him losing his freedom by getting imprisoned in his lamp
Aladdin: And he seems to be way more interested in watching Crocker fail despite wanting to team up with him to take down Timmy Turner.
Weakness
Has the utmost contempt for fairies.
Finds it entertaining watching Crocker failing despite initially allying with him to take down Timmy
Enjoy making others miserable
Often times failing to achieve his freedom
When he was Timmy's fairy godparent, Timmy didn't wish for anything for two weeks, causing him to explode
Was imprisoned in his lamp for an eternity.
Timmy: But despite being imprisoned forever, Norm always hopes that one of these days, he will be free.
Norm: Well, I'm off to destroy Canada, they've got it too good for too long.
Nadakhan claims What if Battles
<Cue: Take You There by Sean Kingston>
Jay: Nadakhan is the captain of the Sky Pirates, the owner of Misfortune's Keep, and the last living Djinn.
Timmy: Many years ago, he put together his crew and dominated the seas of Ninjago, until he was faced with a rival, Captain Soto.
Danny: Centuries later, upon the destruction of Djinjago, Nadakhan became the last of the Djinn. Shortly after the Battle of Stiix, Nadakhan was freed by Clouse; he set off to claim the Realm Crystal and reunite his crew.
Aladdin: After learning of his lover's demise, and seeing the destruction of Djinjago as a result of the Ninjas' actions, Nadakhan's father gave him a mystical sword to capture the souls of his adversaries and tear Ninjago apart to rebuild Djinjago
Jay: Nadakhan is one of the most powerful villains we have faced. He is shown to have the ability to shapeshift into mortal beings, and also acquires their powers if they have any.
Aladdin: He can also alter his own size, as shown when he made himself smaller when showing off the Teapot of Tyrahn to Misako. As a djinn, he also can teleport, and has the ability to grant three wishes to anyone he meets.
Nakakhan
Shapeshifting
Power Gaining
Magic
Wish Granting
Super Speed
Transfer himself into any form of technology
Jay: Nadakhan is a very tough enemy to beat, often times being able to take me and the other Ninjas on
Timmy: He's also extremely fast, being only able to get hit only out of pure luck
Aladdin: And after marrying Nya, he allowed himself to gain infinite wishes, some of these wishes included banishing Clancee, Doubloon, and Monkey Wretch and also to replace Nya's consciousness with Dilara's.
Feats
One of the strongest enemies in the Ninjago series
Moved too fast to be hit
Banished Clancee, Doubloon and Monkey Wretch
Replaced Nya's consciousness with Dilara's
Impersonated Cyrus Borg on a computer which tricked the security droids, who were guarding the Realm Crystal.
Weakness
The venom of a Tiger Widow spider.
Must grant every wish he hears within an earshot
If said wish has a selfless intent, Nadakhan cannot twist it for his own benefit
Will be willing to betray his own crew
Jay: But one thing's for sure, he's one who would do anything to ensure he will be reunited with his beloved
Nadakhan: Be careful what you wished for.
Jafar wants to become the Sultan of What if Battles
<Cue: Nour El Ein by Amr Diab>
Aladdin: Jafar is the sinister Royal Vizier to Agrabah's Sultan who desires power over the kingdom. Spending years searching for the Cave of Wonders, home of the Genie's lamp. Even one time disguising himself as a beggar to persuade me to get the lamp. It worked at first, but Abu stole it back, causing the plan to backfire.
Jay: But it wouldn't be that way for long, since later on Jafar would gain the Genie's lamp himself, wishing not only to become the Sultan, but the most powerful sorcerer!
Danny: He can also shoot out energy blasts from his staff for long range combat!
Timmy: Let's not forget that his control over the genie is his strongest ability during his second wish. Using him, he can have anything done using the genie's power by wishing for anything.
Jay : But then his third wish came around and HOOOLY SHIT what an upgrade he's gotten!
Aladdin: Yes, within his genie form, Jafar has access to almost unlimited magical abilities using the genie's powers. In this form, he has reached his full potential, capable of essokinesis. In fact, he wished to become an all-powerful genie.
Timmy: Wait, what's essokinesis?
Danny: Essokinesis is another word for reality-warping. Capable of commanding not only the world but the universe as a whole.
Jafar
Animation
Creation
Energy bolts
Fire breath
Transfomation
Genie form
Reality Warping
Teleporting
Superhuman strength
Terrakinesis
Summoning lightning bolts
Superhuman Endurance
Shape-shifting
Telekinesis
Size-alteration
Object Conjuring
Projecting Fire
Water Tornadoes
Aladdin: Anyways, if we look at the genie's power, he has once changed large planets like Saturn to have his own face, only to do the same with the sun. This means that the Genie's full potential was around that of the solar system, and Jafar wished above it.
Timmy: He was even able to wish Aladdin's true identity to Jasmine, hypnotized the Sultan into marrying her to him and even became a Genie himself
Feats
Tricked Aladdin into retrieving the Genie Lamp by disguising himself as a prisoner
Tricked Hercules into fighting Aladdin
Hypnotized the Sultan
Gained control of the Genie
Immune to fire
Became the most powerful wizard
Became a Genie
Capable of pretty much everything the Genie can do
Jay: Jafar is overly arrogant, given that he's a big Disney baddie, and as a result, he can be consumed by his own hatred and anger, causing him to be defeated by Aladdin, a so-called street rat who outsmarted him using a dark lamp that came with his final wish.
Timmy: And speaking of the lamp, that thing is tied to his own existence, so if you were to destroy it in any way, like pushing it into friggin' lava for example, he will be erased from existence!
Weakness
Arrogant
Consumed by his own hatred and anger
Outsmarted by Aladdin
As a genie, not only is his freedom prone to being restricted by the lamp, but he will cease to exist once it is destroyed.
Jafar's genie form is prone to at least being defeated or sealed back into his lamp by taking enough physical damage.
Aladdin: But Jafar is still a villain that has earned his infamy among Agrabah.
Aladdin: You're only second rate!
Danny: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all
Timmy: Make sure you vote, comment and add this to your library
Jay: But enough of this.
Aladdin: Yeah, cause it's time for a Death Battle!
Fight
Yard Sale
In a nice Sunday afternoon, a van parked in the neighbourhood, it's table top expanding out as it displays a wide array of items.
Patronizing the yard sale is no other than Denzel Crocker, the mentally unstable school teacher.
Crocker looks around, saying to himself.
Crocker: Hm. There must be something I can use to make sure I can expose Timmy Turner of his...
Crocker then began striking several wild poses, screaming out in sync with his actions.
Crocker: FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Just then, Crocker notices four old and dusty lamps sitting next to each other.
Crocker then picked one of them up, saying to himself.
Crocker: Hm. This dusty lamp would be perfect for my uncle, now if only I could rub it.
As Crocker wipes the lamp, all of a
sudden, the lamp began shaking, turning and rolling in the air before emitting out a wisp of purple smoke.
Crocker watches as the cloud began taking shape, taking the shape of a rather familiar figure.
Crocker: What the?! Norm?
Recognizing the voice, Norm scoffs out.
Norm: Oh great. You.
Realizing the advantage of getting his genie back, Crocker smirks.
Crocker: Great! Now that I have you, I can wish for more wishes, but if you are here.
Crocker then directs his attention towards the other three lamps, saying.
Crocker: Then there must be genies in there!
Norm: Uh...hold on a second...
<Cue: Arabian Nights by Bruce Adler>
However, before Norm could protest, Crocker began wiping the three lamps, instantly summoning the genies within them.
Crocker: Yes!
The first genie is a tall green skinned female with long black hair, Desiree, looks down and she asks Crocker.
Desiree: Hello human, I am Desiree and I am here to give what your heart truly desires.
However, Norm pushes Desiree, shouting.
Norm: Hey hey hey lady! That man is mine!
Desiree: No he isn't! Back away!
At the same time, Nadakhan turns to face Jafar, growling.
Nadakhan: That human shall be mine!
Jafar: Yours? Oh please, you aren't even a threat at all.
Angered, Nadakhan loudly declares out.
Nadakhan: Then we shall fight for him! Last one standing gets that human!
Announcer: Fight!
<Cue: Judgment Metal Slug X OST>
PIU!!!
Nadakhan launches a purple ball of energy right at Jafar, only for Jafar to easily dodge the projectile.
At the same time, Norm snaps his fingers, dropping a scorching ham and cheese omelette on top of Desiree's head, causing her to scream out in agony.
Desiree: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Norm: Guess you should have wished it on a plate.
As Norm gloats, Desiree snaps her fingers, sending a massive wave of cotton candy down onto Norm.
PLOUGHH!!!
Norm: ARGHHHHH!!!
Just as Norm is buried right under the heap of cotton candy, Desiree flies across the air, diving down to pick Norm up.
Right at that moment, Norm snaps his fingers.
SNAP!!!
Instantly, both Norm and Desiree disappeared from the neighbourhood, leaving Jafar battling Nadakhan.
Mars
Up on the planet Mars, Desiree looks left and right, questioning out.
Desiree: Wait a second, what am I doing here?
Norm shrugs saying.
Norm: I don't know, I thought sending you to Mars would work since it kind of did with the last guy.
Desiree: Well no matter, I'll destroy you right here right now!
Norm summons a baseball bat, swinging it out only for Desiree to swerve her body to the side.
Before Norm could react, Desiree throws one powerful punch, sending Norm crashing through a boulder.
CRASH!!!
As Norm shakes his head, Desiree launches a powerful blast of magic down onto Norm, causing his body to go off in a fiery explosion.
KABOOM!!!
As the smoke clears, Desiree turns her head, saying.
Desiree: Hmph! Hardly a challenge.
With that, Desiree instantly disappears, teleporting herself back to Earth.
Earth
Down on Earth, Jafar cackles out in delight as he snaps his fingers, instantly sending a boulder down onto Nadakhan.
Nadakhan however swerves to the side, easily dodging the boulder before flying upwards, throwing a single punch square into Jafar's cheek.
WHAM!!!
Jafar: YYYAAAHHHH!!!
Nadakhan the flies swiftly around Jafar, striking the Genie repeatly as he shouts
Nadakhan: Ha ha! What's wrong? This Djinn too fast for ya?!
Jafar: ARGHHHH!!! How I wish you will just go back to your lamp!
Jafar screams out in frustration.
Surprisingly, the wish immediately causes Nadakhan to freeze in his tracks, sending him flying back into his lamp.
With Nadakhan imprisoned within his confines, Jafar slams his fist on top of the lamp, instantly crushing it.
CRASH!!!
With the lamp gone, Jafar then sings out to the shattered remains.
Jafar: You are only second best.
KO!
Right as Nadakhan is defeated, Jafar turns around, finding himself facing Desiree.
Desiree then thrusts her hand out, sending a powerful blast of magic right at Jafar.
THOOM!!!
However, Jafar instantly disappears, dodging the projectile in the process.
As Desiree looks around, all of a sudden, she felt herself getting smaller and smaller.
Desiree: Huh? What's going on?
Before Desiree could react, Jafar looms over her, growling.
Jafar: You now face the true power of a genie! RAAAAHHHHH!!!
Jafar unleashes a hail of fire down onto Desiree, causing her to scream in pain.
Jafar then twirls his fingers, watching in amusement as Desiree's entire body transforms into a monkey.
As Desiree stares at her new body in utter shock and confusion, Jafar then thrusts his arm out, launching a powerful blast of magic down onto her, causing her body to go off in a massive explosion.
KABOOM!!!
With Desiree defeated, Jafar cackles out in delight.
Jafar: Heh heh heh! My power is far beyond any of you pathetic weaklings!
With that, Jafar snickers as he twirls his fingers, watching as Crocker began transforming into several random shapes.
KO!
<Cue: Forever In My Dreams by Really Slow Motion>
Megumi: Ho ho ho! Guess Crocker would have to be really careful of what he wished for huh?
Toomi: With their magic and trickery, all four combatants have their own unique way to give each other a challenge. Except unlike the other three, Norm falls short in every way.
Megumi: I mean that guy spents his three episodes of screen time making other people's life a misery rather than fighting battles whereas Desiree is comparable to Danny Phantom who is already strong enough to throw building level damages.
Sachi: While Nadakhan definitely had the speed advantage in his fight, even having the combat advantage over Jafar, he falls short over intelligence and magic powers.
Toomi: You see, when Jafar gained the powers of the Genie, he gained reality warping and cosmic awareness to the point his power is universal, everything way beyond what Nadakhan is capable of.
Megumi: And though Desiree being able to make the entire Earth intangible does put her at a planetary scale, Jafar has the same powers as the Genie, who once changed large planets like Saturn to have his own face, only to do the same with the sun. This means that the Genie's full potential was around that of the solar system, and Jafar wished above it.
Sachi: Having the powers above that of a Solar System to a universe, definitely way stronger than a planet.
Toomi: Having the intelligence and power advantage, we can conclude that Jafar is the true notorious genie of them all.
Megumi: Looks like Nadakhan, Norm and Desiree are pretty much second best. With their victories too Ja-Far off
Sachi: The winner is Jafar
Jafar: Whoopee! So long!
Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.
Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.
Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles....
Up Next
Wonder Woman
VS
She-Ra
Wonder Woman vs She-Ra
Megumi: Holy shit! And Death Battle is going to be doing this too?! Didn't see that coming!
Trivia
* The connections between Desiree, Norm, Nadakhan and Jafar is that all four combatants are djinns with evil intends, who grant wishes in hopes of bringing pain and misery to all those around them and are no strangers in betraying people around them, only to end up getting betrayed by their allies in the end
* The four of them also possessses the same weakness, being slaves to their lamps and being forced to grant every wish they hear
* This is the first time a Danny Phantom character fights a Fairy Oddparents character, a Lego Ninjago character and a Disney character
* This is the first time a Disney character wins a What if Battle
* This is the first time a Danny Phantom character loses a What if Battle
* This is the first time a Fairy Oddparent character loses a What if Battle
* This is the first time a Lego Ninjago loses a What if Battle
* This is the tenth battle where Toomi, Sachi and Megumi not the ones doing the analysis, the first being Yang vs Knuckles, Goku vs Aang, Ego vs Mogo, Antagonistic Women Battle Royale, Mimicry Battle Royale, Rogue vs Poison Ivy, Roman and Neo vs Joker and Harley Quinn, Night Raid vs Seven Deadly Sins and Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny
* This is the fourth battle royale to feature a mix gender roster, the first being Mimicry Battle Royale, Parasite Battle Royale and Psychopathic Killer Battle Royale
* This is the third battle royale to go four ways, the first being Robin Battle Royale and Psychopathic Killer Battle Royale
* The part where Norm summons a ham and cheese omelette on top of Desiree is a reference to Timmy's Turner's first wish
* The part where Desiree summoned the cotton candy tsunami is based off one of the first wishes she granted
* Jafar's song to Nadakhan is a reference to his song,"You're Only Second Best"
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