Requested by theanimeyandere123

Marvel vs. DC! Two anti-heroic jokesters that are near immortal and have tons of weapons battle to the death!

https://youtu.be/92H3Mscg7QQ

<Cue: Invader Theme>

Toomi: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth,

Megumi: And Lobo, the Main Man,

Toomi: These two are the embodiment of insanity and persistence all rolled into one, wielding weapons and fighting heroes and villains alike.

Megumi: And they heal good. She's Sachi, Toomi and I'm Megumi.

Sachi: And it's our job to find out who would win a Death Battle

Deadpool sets his Merc on a What if Battle

https://youtu.be/fGx6K90TmCI

<Cue: X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX>

Toomi: Every famous superhero has a special something that makes them recognizable. Some are gothic knights of darkness, a showcase of order versus chaos. Some are instantly relatable, a prime example of an average person in a not-so-average world.

Megumi: And some are shoved in your face over and over and OVER AGAIN until you just can't take it anymore!

Deadpool: Aw, you talking about me? How sweet.

Toomi, Megumi and Sachi: Deadpool!

Deadpool: What? This is the first time I get to fight in this book, really don't know why you won't bring me back after the first episode?

Sachi: Um, maybe because we have a lot to cover that's why.

Deadpool: I am we have Gwenpool in here, that blue hedgehog and that Ruby girl is there and even this what's her name? Violet Evergarden is in there as well! But I don't get to appear until now? Seriously!

Toomi: Well fine, since you want to be in this show so badly, why don't you tell the audience about yourself.

Deadpool: Gladly! Hi. I'm Wade Wilson, masterful mercenary and twice robbed of winning People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" award. Way back, I got stuck in a seriously shitty situation called Cancer, the worst supervillain. But then the good folks of Department K offered me a cure! Sounded great... Until I learned the big plot twist.

Sachi: Department K was actually a sect of the Weapon X program, a top-secret project for crafting super-soldiers by any means necessary.

Megumi: They shot Wade up with fifty CCs of hot, creamy Wolverine juice. It gave him the same crazy healing factor, but also turned his face into an improv comedy prop.

Toomi: After escaping in gruesome fashion, Wade resumed his life as a mercenary, taking the name: Deadpool.

Megumi: He's got your standard superhuman buffs. Super strength, super speed, super toughness, the works. But he put that super swagger to use as an expert martial artist. Though, it's hard to tell sometimes, 'cause he lets himself get hit a lot.

Deadpool: Hey, when you have a healing factor that would make even Logan's nuclear-charred adamantium skeleton blush, you let yourself nosh on a lead sandwich every once in a while. I've survived gunshot wounds, impalement, organ destruction, soupifacation, and even freaking disintegration. Good luck trying to take me out!

Toomi: Don't credit yourself too much! We all know Thanos cursed you with immortality.

Deadpool: Yeah, well, me and Space Grimace have a really deep relationship... 'bout as deep as I am in his girlfriend, hey-yo!

Megumi: Well, too bad Thanos took that immortality away so if you are to die in this fight, there won't be any ressurecting.

Deadpool: Oh ho ho! Man you're funny, You should be a comedian!

Toomi: Moving on! Deadpool carries a huge amount of weapons, his most iconic being his katanas, which are almost unbreakable thanks to an energy field from his suit. Fully charged, they can even cut The Hulk.

Deadpool

Superhuman physique

Enhanced reflexes

Multilingual

English, Spanish, Japanese, German, Esperanto

Regenerative healing factor

Possession resistance

Martial arts expertise

Fourth wall awareness

Teleporter Belt

Allows Deadpool to teleport short distances

Occasionally prone to malfunction

Magic Satchel

Holds unlimited weapons and ammo

Bends laws of physics and space

Weapons

Katana

Sais

Hammers

Pistols

Submachine Guns

Shotguns

Flashbang Grenades

Frag Grenades

Bear Traps

Landmines

Bow & Arrows

Hulk Fist/Boxing Glove Arrows

Pulse Rifles

Chargable

Degeneration Beam

Insect Swarm Grenades

Carbondanium katana

Universal Acid

Continuity gem

Sachi: Deadpool is a walking arsenal with enough machine guns, sniper rifles, grenades, rocket launchers, tranquilizers, et cetera, to take out a small country.

Deadpool: And if I'm feeling cute, I might delete you later with any one of the wacky weapons of mass destruction I've picked up on my misadventures. Like, a gun that wipes you from history, the actual Venom symbiote, and the seventh Infinity Stone, the Continuity Gem. It rewrites canon itself and could even bring in some guests in this battle.

Toomi: Guests?

<Deadpool then snaps his fingers as several characters began popping out of nowhere in the room>

Violet Evergarden: Huh?

POP!

Sonic: Hey!

POP!

Gwenpool: What...

POP!

Sinestro: Is...

POP!

Zuko: Going...

POP!

Lola Bunny: On?

POP!

Megumi: Hey! Can you stop?!

Deadpool: Ha ha! That was fun! Anyway, please continue.

Toomi: Right, Deadpool has showcased his impressive super strength when at one point, he stood up straight, without aid. Based on Deadpool's canon weight and examining the distribution of mass here, we can deduce his legs can support two hundred ten pounds or just under a hundred kilograms.

Sachi: Deadpool can move faster than the eye can track. He's caught Captain America's Shield, which Cap can throw fast enough to slice through tanks. He's even dodged the electric-powered mutant Surge's lightning blasts. If these are anything like the leaders of real lightning, they could be moving over ninety-eight thousand meters per second.

Megumi: Deadpool's a tough son of a b*tch, too. He's survived a sunburn from a freaking space laser, getting crushed under the Chrysler Building, and an explosion that cratered an entire city block. Just look at the size of that!

Feats

Battled Hulk while his healing factor was negated

Beat Super Skrull.

Resisted to Emma Frost and Cable's mind control

Fought Hercules, Captain America, Daredevil in 3 seconds

Beat down Bullseye

Dodged Cyclops' blast at a very close range

Hurt Captain Marvel's (Carol Danvers) hand.

Breaks the Fourth Wall a lot. Once broke the Fourth-Wall inside another Fourth-Wall break, technically breaking a Sixteenth Wall.

Strangled someone using only his thumb and index finger

Killed zombie Presidents, and won a wrestling match against zombie Abraham Lincoln

Successfully killed Wolverine and the Watcher without effort

Bodyguard of Dazzler

Rendered Professor X brain-dead by letting him try to shut his brain down

Confined spaces could not limit his fighting skills.

Reacted fast enough to block Bullseye's bullet time weaponry even at point blank range

Dodged a hail of machine gun fire when he was the size of an ant

Was able to sneak up on Daredevil

Fought evenly with Luke Cage and Iron Fist simultaneously

Fast enough to casually dodge Surge's electricity, Cyclop's Optic Blasts, and a hail of gun fire all at the same time

Killed three men in one straight line with one bullet while in midair.

Immune to psychics and Ghost Rider's Penance Stare

Survived being liquefied by the Hulk and nuclear explosions

Proved unpredictable against Taskmaster

Taskmaster himself admits that Deadpool is the better fighter

Outwitted him on multiple occasions

Tangled with Thanos on occasions.

On par with Spiderman in agility and skill

Formed a team composed of his alternate selves from across the multiverse to defeat Dreadpool and his multiverse Deadpool team

Former member of the Hydra's Avengers, Great Lakes Avengers, Avengers Unity Division, Thunderbolts, X-Force, and Astonishing Avengers

Personally threaten Peter Della Penna and the staff of High Moon Studios to create his own video game, temporary taking over as president while going beyond the company's budget. The company lost 40 full-time employees in the aftermath.

Kidnapped the editorial staff of Empire, locking them all in his crawlspace, and personally edited the magazine's 2015 December issue.

He knows how to use Captain America's shield, well

As Dreadpool, he killed everybody in the Marvel Multiverse. He then proceeded to kill most of fiction itself. After THAT, he murdered EVERY INCARNATION OF DEADPOOL (except for movie Deadpool) until he was killed by the main Deadpool

Successfully won Lady Death's love (thus cockblocking Thanos)

Battled Eternity itself, and tickled him

Hulkpool eliminated all the origin stories of all other Marvel heroes.

During this, Hulkpool killed Hilter and Red Skull with a missile; ending WWII prematurely.

Hulkpool then kills Deadpool, and this SOMEHOW doesn't cause a time paradox.

Somehow learned and performed the Shoryuken technique

He's the guy with the PANDA(pool)

He survived 800 years trapped and alone, and he still had his sense of humor.

Can use his Forth Wall breaking to free himself from his story and kill the writers

Toomi: Measuring the crater's volume and applying statistics for pulverization of rock, the explosion must've equaled about one hundred thirty tons of TNT.

Megumi: Man, Merc with a mouth? More like a jerk who won't die!

Toomi: But Deadpool isn't perfect. Far from it, obviously. Unlike Wolverine, his chemically induced healing factor isn't a natural evolution, and so it seriously damaged his brain... which explains a lot.

Sachi: While his broken mind and daredevil attitude makes him incredibly unpredictable, it can often put him in over his head. Plus, while his healing factor is quite potent, it's not an instant quick fix.

Megumi: And he's insane. Like really insane.

Weakness

Healing factor is not perfect

Head requires reattachment

Claims that regeneration is slow and painful.

Killable by drowning, suffocation and destroying, vaporizing or incinerating all his cells.

His cells also regenerate the cancer cells so he always has it

If someone takes away the cancer then his healing factor will cause him to explode

If his healing factor is disabled; his cancer will affect him normally and eventually kill him.

The depiction of his healing factor attributes, limits and speed is inconsistent. The Movie canon requires at least an hour to regrow an entire hand.

According to Mistress Death, his healing factor is linked to his subconscious so he sometimes doesn't bother regenerating

Mental stability sometimes creates problems

Deadpool is constantly distracted by the voices in his head.

Frequently allows himself to be in harms way.

Does not take any given situation seriously.

Tends to forget his sachet, either leaving it at home or in the cab he rode in.

Deadpool attacks or betrays his allies frequently and has the reputation of being very annoying. Even his most iconic sidekicks despise him.

Hallucinates frequently

Frequently suffers from amnesia.

Incredibly impulsive

Even if immortal, Deadpool can still be overpowered; especially by opponents with superhuman durability

Has been defeated by the Hulk easily and painfully multiple times.

Had a strict no killing rule for a good while before changing it to not killing innocent bystanders

Was knocked out by Captain America with a single punch

His teleporter doesn't work half the time

He risks going back in time if he teleports at the sametime someone else teleports

Once took too long getting into his outfit in a phone booth, resulting in the death of an old man he was about to save.

Is defeated by Daredevil in a majority of their encounters mostly due to pure skill alone

Has been easily defeated by The Punisher

Toomi: His biggest weakness though is that he's a dumb internet meme and he should feel bad about it

Sachi: And using this mathematical formula, taking account of Deadpool's abundance in media, we can quantify exactly how dumb he is.

(memes + gringe + lmao + Ryan Reynolds + Deathstroke rip-off ÷ Unicorn fetish ÷ oversaturation x chimichangas x Rod Liefeld x Takahata101 x actual cancer ÷ cosplayed more than Harley Quinn Lies= Deadpool, disgust= Deadpool, trash= Deadpool N= Y where hope, N= truth and, Y= Deadpool)

Megumi: Deadpool may be an annoying clown who has menaced Marvel's good and bad sides for decades, but in the end, he has a good heart...hey! Since when was that in the script?

https://youtu.be/T-qsHofXctI

Deadpool: Crime's the disease! Meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, more a topical ointment that relieves swelling and itch. Hi Tom!

Megumi: Who's Tom?

Lobo is the Main Man for What if Battles

https://youtu.be/HL1UzIK-flA

<Cue: Work by Rihanna feat Drake>

Toomi: Enter the planet Czarnia. Once the brightest beacon of peace and happiness in the universe, until its inhabitants were annihilated by a biological catastrophe, leaving only one survivor, the last son of Czarnia; Lobo.

Megumi: The one that killed all the rest of 'em. A guy whose name literally translates in Czarnian to "He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it." What?! Awesome!

Sachi: Lobo is so unimaginably evil, that his birth caused the midwife who delivered him to go insane. The first Czarnian to do so in ten thousand years.

Toomi: Simply put, Lobo was...unique and desired to be even more so. Thus, he ensured he was the only Czarnian alive in the universe

Megumi: Yeah, he's definitely insane...ly awesome!

Toomi: Lobo left the desecrated corpse of his former home to become a bounty hunter. Probably because it's the only profession that legally allows him to murder.

Megumi: Ah, don't worry, he'll murder you illegally, too. Lobo doesn't discriminate. He even has a special gender-neutral insult and the name of my next motorcycle; Bastich.

Sachi: Anyway, Lobo's bagged some pretty crazy bounties across the universe, including Santa Claus, two near-omnipotent dwarf gods, and even things that don't exist, apparently.

Toomi: And Lobo's Czarnian physiology is just as absurd to match. He possesses god-like strength, speed, and invulnerability, so much so that he can tear through hordes of superheroes like nothing. Should he somehow suffer damage, he also has an impressive healing factor.

Sachi: Lobo can regenerate from a single drop of blood, and each one he sheds will actually grow into a completely new Lobo. No, I'm not making that up.

Lobo

Superhuman physique

Regenerative healing

Bio-Fission

Split blood becomes a new Lobo

Chained hook

Multiple firearms

Space Hog

Missiles

Intergalactic Flight

Megumi: His favorite is his enormous hooked chain. But when his job takes him across the universe, he hops on his Spacehog, a customized SpazFrag666, which has automatic machine guns, responds to his whistle, can fly fast enough to escape black holes, and blasts Born to Be Wild! Wait wait wait, how can he sing in the vacuum of space?

Toomi: Oh, that's where you're drawing the line? Not the time he, say, pulled the alien entity Solaris out of the sky, which is as heavy as a star, despite lacking leverage?

Megumi: Damn.

Sachi: Using a small to a medium-size star like our own sun as a reference, Solaris should weigh nearly two octillion tons, over three hundred thousand times heavier than Earth.

Feats

Wiped out his entire race and planet within a week using a swarm of scorpions.

Fluent in 17,897 alien languages with knowledge of each world's culture.

Killed a man by spitting at him.

Actually got kicked out of Hell and, after a ruckus in Heaven, given immortality so he would harness never anyone in the afterlife again.

Multiple feats of immortality [4]

Survived a planet-destroying blast.

Was able to continue fighting despite being reduced to a skeleton.

Healed from being ripped in half on multiple occasions.

Healed from a drop of blood.

Was still able to walk and function without his head.

When his entire body was completely destroyed; Lobo's soul possessed a snail and regenerated from that snail's tissue.

Can create entire armies of Lobos by having them grow from his droplets of blood.

Decapitates Santa and massacres his elves. Then uses his naughty list as an excuse to destroy the entire world (giving naughty children hydrogen bombs instead of coal).

Superman has declared Lobo to be one of the few characters who can hurt him with blunt force and that Lobo is so fast in close combat that Superman admits to having trouble dodging him.

Has broken out of Green Lanturn constructs with ease. Hal Jordon admits that he needs total concentration to restrain Lobo.

Killed Flash while Flash was running [5]

Ate a lead pipe

Lobo's motorcycle has a universal drive that can travel through wormholes, he also says that he built the bike himself.

He's fascinated by Dolphins.

Toomi: Not even that. After rampaging through heaven and hell, tearing through armies of angels, demons, and what have you, Lobo's bloodlust on a literally biblical scale got him banned from the afterlife. As in, Death was told that Lobo's soul was not to be collected.

Megumi: So, he just can't die now?

Toomi: Not in the traditional sense. He's had his head disintegrated, been reduced to a skeleton, even been turned into a spirit that just kept on fighting until he got his body back.

Sachi: The only thing that's ever really held the big lug back is his weirdly consistent integrity? Namely, he'll always keep his word, no matter what.

Weakness

The dolphins are his biggest weakness (no, it is not a joke or nor they can kill him, only that they are the only living beings as lobo does not dare to hurt).

Despite his invincibility, he has been overpowered by Superman frequently.

Is incredibly cocky and arrogant, always underestimating his opponents.

His bike can be easily destroyed.

just because he's banned from heaven and hell doesnt mean his soul cant be destroyed

Toomi:He's not without his failures, though. His greatest of which was perhaps something entirely out of his control: His reboot.

Megumi: What the hell is that scrawny, emo, Edward Cullen-ass lookin' dork?

Toomi: That's New 52 Lobo, a serious, tortured, modern interpretation. Everything that Lobo was meant to be a parody of.

Sachi: Thankfully, someone at DC developed a sense of irony and literally shelved this loser in which the real Lobo returned, better than ever, and got back to doing what he does best.

Megumi: Kickin' ass across the universe! He's not just some two-bit alien villain. He's the Main Man, and the whole universe knows it.

https://youtu.be/6uN7ULOg-Tg

Lobo: Now the more you move, the worst it'll hurt. Feel free to go crazy.

Toomi: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Sachi: Don't forget to vote, comment what you think of the fight.

Megumi: Yeah, but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!

Toomi: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Sachi: Don't forget to vote, comment what you think of the fight.

Megumi: Yeah, but right now, it's time for a Death Battle!

Fight

Manhattan Highway

https://youtu.be/Kgjkth6BRRY

<Cue: Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani>

Seated on the side of a highway, the radio blasts out Hollaback Girl as Deadpool sat down, drawing a picture with a box of crayons on a piece of paper as he sings to the music.

Deadpool: Hmmmm, it's my shit, it's my shit.

Just then, there was a portal opening in the middle of the road, causing the cars on the highway to crash as they attempt to dodge the portal.

CRASH!!! HONK!!! CRASH!!!

Deadpool: Huh?

Deadpool gets up, his eyes widens in awe and shock as a large muscular figure drove out of the portal from a bike.

Dismounting off his vehicle, Lobo looks around before scoffing out.

Lobo: Eh, another backwater planet.

Deadpool: Hey you!

Lobo looks, his eyes widens as Deadpool steps up towards him, questioning out.

Deadpool: Um, I don't mean to be rude pal but can't you see you're interrupting my revenge here? I gotta hit the guy who killed my girl.

Lobo didn't answer, instead, he pulls out a paper, looks at it before looking at Deadpool, saying.

Lobo: Deadpool huh? Well, you're worth a lotta money so you're coming with me!

Deadpool: Oh ho ho! You're after me huh? Well...

Deadpool then faces the audience as he says

Deadpool: Kids, don't try this at home, I'm a trained profession...huh?

Before Deadpool could finish, he turned his head, feeling a fist collide into his jaw.

WHAM!!!

Deadpool: YAH!!!

Deadpool screams out in agony as the impact of the punch sends him crashing into a car.

CRASH!!!

As Deadpool pushes himself up, he narrows his eyes as he brandishes a pair of uzis, declaring out.

https://youtu.be/7pVfBW6N7QA

<Cue: Fight Music by D-12>

Deadpool: That's it! You want me, well come and get me!

Announcer: Fight!

At the same time, Lobo brandishes a minigun and both fighters opens fire at each other.

BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!

Bullets rains down onto the floor as both Lobo and Deadpool continues shooting at each other.

Once their weapons eventually ran out of bullets, both Lobo and Deadpool stood facing each other, bleeding as their wounds began healing, their bleeding bullet holes closing up as Lobo remarks.

Lobo: Well, I'll be!

Deadpool then brandishes his katanas as he suddenly disappear.

WHOOM!!!

Lobo: Hm?

Shocked at Deadpool's sudden disappearance, Lobo looks around, trying to find his opponent.

Right at that moment, Deadpool reappears right behind Lobo, screaming out.

Deadpool: Gotcha!

Lobo quickly pools out his hook, blocking the swing of the sword as he grabs onto Deadpool. lifting him up into the air as he attempts to slam the Merc onto the ground, only for Deadpool to disappear once more.

WHOOM!!!

WHOOM!!!

Deadpool reappears, swinging his katana as he forces Lobo onto the defensive.

CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!!

As Lobo swings his fist out, Deadpool ducks under the attack before swinging his swords at him, cutting into Lobo.

SLASH!!! SLASH!!! SLASH!!!

Lobo: NARGHHHHH!!!

Although wounded, Lobo ignores the blood leaking from his wound, grabbing Deadpool by the collar before shoving the sharp end of his hook into his gut, impaling the Merc with a Mouth several times.

SHOK!!! SHOK!!! SHOK!!!

Lobo then tosses Deadpool on the floor, prompting him to get up, clutching his bleeding torso while wincing.

Deadpool: Ow! Ow! Ow! Gotta admit that hurts.

Lobo smirks as he cracks his knuckles, growling.

Lobo: Oh that hurts? But I was barely even warming up.

Deadpool: Whatever, I'll take us to the field.

Lobo: What?

Lobo stares at Deadpool confused as Deadpool grabs onto Lobo, pulling him by the arm as he jumps out of this chapter, heading all the back to Korra vs Luke Skywalker

Korra vs Luke Skywalker, Anch-To

https://youtu.be/YIIvAoHIsPQ

<Cue: The Battle of Crait OST by John Willaims>

At the lush green planet of Anch-To, Korra thrusts her hand out, sending blasts of air, water, earth and fire right at Luke.

CRASH!!! FWOOM!!! SLASH!!! FWOOSH!!!

Luke swerves across the floor, dodging all of them only to be struck by a blast of fire.

FWOOM!!!

Luke: ARGGGHHHH!!!

Ignoring the pain, Luke brandishes his lightsaber, activating it.

VRRSSHSOOOMM!!!

However, before Luke could attack, right at that moment, he heard a voice calling out to him.

Deadpool: Ooh! A lightsaber! Cool.

Confused, both Korra and Luke Skywalker stops in their tracks, looking as Deadpool in visible confusion as Deadpool snatches the lightsaber from Luke's hand, causing him to exclaims out.

Luke: Hey!

Deadpool wielding the lightsaber, raises it up just as Lobo swings his chain hook down, only to have the blade sliced cleanly by the lightsaber.

Lobo: Huh?

Deadpool continues swinging the lightsaber at Lobo, only for the Czarnian to dodge every swing before throwing a punch, sending Deadpool flying straight into Korra.

Korra quickly jumps to the side, narrowingly dodging Deadpool flying past her, crashing into a rock.

CRASH!!!

Deadpool then pushes himself up, tossing the lightsaber over his shoulder much to Luke's dismay.

Luke: No!

Deadpool: Sorry, gotta go!

Deadpool shouts as he jumps out of the chapter, heading straight towards Spider-Man vs Ruby Rose next.

VROOM!!! VROOM!!!

Upon hearing the sound of roaring engine, Luke Skywalker looks, his face fell as he saw Lobo riding his Space Hog, driving it at what seems to be supernatural speed.

Luke: Oh crap...

Luke could only curse out as the Space Hog struck into him.

BOOM!!!

Spider-Man vs Ruby Rose, New York City Streets

https://youtu.be/ptKgRecPi1I

<Cue: Deadpool the Musical, Beauty and The Beast "Gaston Parody, listen from 2:32>

In the dimly litted streets, Deadpool winces as Lobo throws several punches at him.

WHAM!!! BAM!!! POW!!!

Lobo then grabs onto Deadpool by the head, hitting him on the ground as Deadpool sings out

Deadpool: If Spider-Man were here, that 'd be really cool.

As if on cue, Spider-Man lowers himself from the top, shooting a shot of webbing onto Lobo, hitting him in the face.

SPLAT!!!

Lobo: ARGHHHHH!!!

While Lobo is busy trying to get the webbing off, Spider-Man helps Deadpool up whilst singing.

Spider-Man: You're lucky I was passing through here.

Deadpool: Yay!

Deadpool cheers out gleefully as Spider-Man swings away, prompting the Merc to draw out a handgun, shooting several rounds at Lobo.

BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!

Lobo: ARGHHHHH!!!

Angered by the attack, Lobo began persuing Deadpool, causing him to jump out of that chapter and head straight towards

At the same time, Spider-Man lands on the top of a building, scratching his head in confusion as he asks himself.

Spider-Man: That's funny, I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Spider-Man contemplates to himself as Ruby walks past, unaware of his presence.

Roman and Neo vs Joker and Harley Quinn, Bank

Inside the bank, both Joker and Harley Quinn are locked in battle with Roman and Neopolitan when all of a sudden, Deadpool and Lobo's head pop up from a pile of gold, with Lobo having a bored face as Deadpool gleefully points out.

Deadpool: Ooh! It's those two again! I remembered teaming up with that Pink Pony, what's her name? Pinkie Pie in that last book. Well glad I'm not fighting a pony in this book though. Did I tell you I love ponies?

Lobo grabs Deadpool by the neck before tossing him out of the battle, leaving a confused Joker, Harley, Neo and Roman and Lobo leaves the scene.

Harley then asks.

Harley: Now where have I seen that guy before?

Studio

Seated inside the studio, Toomi, Sachi and Megumi are busy planning out the next few battles when right at that moment, Lobo crashes backfirst into the table, shocking the three.

Megumi: What the hell?!

Toomi: Huh?

Sachi: What's going on?

The trio watches as Deadpool steps towards Lobo, saying to him.

Deadpool: Welp! That was fun, but I'm afraid I gotta end it right now.

Deadpool then pulls out the continuity gem, declaring out.

Deadpool: Let's just say, I know the right people. With this Continuity Gem, I can rewrite anything I need fixing.

Deadpool continues explaining as behind him shows several alternate endings to past battles, those including Blake killing Mikasa, Broly ripping the Hulk into shreds and DBS Goku incinerating GT Goku with his Kame Hame Ha.

One panel even shows Yang Xiao Long killing Leone, which gives her an unofficial first win to her losing streak

Deadpool:  I could stop Hitler from being born, rewrite the Star Wars prequels, stop Donald Trump from becoming President and even reboot you.

Deadpool then snaps his fingers, causing Lobo to transform into New 52 Lobo.

Deadpool: Ha! Suck it!

Deadpool gloats only to feel a fist collide in his cheek.

WHAM!!!

Deadpool: ARGHHHHHH!!!

Deadpool screams out in agony as he falls onto the floor, prompting Lobo to grab onto the continuity gem, fixing himself back into the real him.

https://youtu.be/1O34wAxJnwU

<Cue: Way Less Sad by AJR>

Tossing the gem to the three hosts, Lobo then grabs Deadpool before jumping back into the current chapter.

Manhattan Highway

After landing feetfirst into the highway, Lobo then pulls out his knife, cleanly slicing Deadpool's head off his neck.

SLASH!!!

As Deadpool's head is sent up, with a sorrowful expression on his face, Lobo then grabs Deadpool's headless torso, ripping him up into shreds.

SHRRIPPP!!!

Right when Deadpool's body lands onto the ground, Lobo sat on his Space Hog, running the engine as he flips the Merc off before driving forward, igniting a powerful blast of turbine energy onto Deadpool, incinerating his body completely.

FWOOSH!!!

With most of Deadpool's body gone, Lobo catches Deadpool's head in his hand as he smirks to himself.

Lobo: Now to git my money.

KO!

https://youtu.be/MHqXiXTZm20

<Cue: Love,Again by CHIHIRO>

Megumi: What just happened? How did they get in here?!

Toomi: I don't know Megumi. I don't.

Sachi: Luckily they didn't damage any of the scripts to our future episodes though.

Toomi: You're right. Anyway, Deadpool's unpredictability and fourth wall breaking may make this fight interesting but that's all that is to it for his advantages.

Megumi: Yeah, when Deadpool could barely even hurt someone like Colossus with a punch being forced to take on a being that can go toe to toe with Superman, a guy with skin way tougher than Colossus, this fight would be over before it begun.

Sachi: And they're weapons are also a factor. Deadpool's carbonadium swords can certainly bypass invulnerability, having hurt then Hulk and even hurt the hand of Captain Marvel, this however, does not prove he could beat them in a one on one fight whilst Lobo's own weapons and bare fists has allowed him to go toe to toe with some of the strongest beings in the DC Universe, ranging from Superman, Wonder Woman, and even Darkseid himself.

Toomi: Deadpool's teleportation though helps give him a boost in speed really matters very little considering how Lobo has shown the capability of reacting against the speed of the The Flash, giving Lobo the complete advantage in speed.

Megumi: So what about the continuity gem though? Couldn't Deadpool just change Lobo into the weak emo version from the New 52 and just kill him?

Toomi: That might be the only way to win except that New 52 Lobo has went up against Yellow Lanterns and Kryptonians like Superman and Supergirl as well. Now the thing is that even though people may hate a certain version of a character, it does not mean that character is ultimately weak and feats and powers can just be straight up ignored.

Megumi: Yeah. That's like saying all of GT Goku's feats should be ignored because he is non-canon so his feats don't matter. Or Green Lantern's feats should be ignored just because he gets fodderised by the cartoons. That's the kind of logic I see in most battle books I have read.

Sachi: And since New 52 Lobo has a much more better strategy forming ability than his classic counterpart, who's to say he wouldn't just attack Deadpool and simply change himself back.

Toomi: Having completely dominated Deadpool in speed, strength and power, Lobo has everything it takes to completely win this match.

Megumi: You could say Deadpool was give quite a...Lobo

Deadpool: Or...you could say he was far...A Head in the match cause I'm no good to him dead...pool

Megumi: Deadpool?! You're alive?

Deadpool: Come on, did you honestly think you can get rid of me? I'm sticking around till the end!

Sachi: Sigh...The winner is Lobo

Lobo: They don't call me th' Main Man for nuthin'

Toomi: Hey guys, thank you so much for checking out our battle in What if Battles 2.

Sachi: If you want more content like this, don't forget to add this in your library and comment if you have any idea for a fight.

Megumi: Until then, next time on What if Battles...

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Trivia

* The connections between Deadpool and Lobo is that both combatants are anti hero bounty hunters that possesses an insane and psychopathic personality, having went toe to toe with some of the most powerful heroes and villains in the Marvel and DC universe respectively. The two also carries a large amount of weaponary along with a healing factor that makes them almost impossible to kill

* The two also shares a rivalry or friendship with a hero, Spider-Man for Deadpool and Superman for Lobo.

* The two were even considered to be a menace amongst the heroes of their own series, having going around messing around with them and even attacking them though in most cases, it was done with little to no malicious intends

* Both combatants are also capable of breaking the fourth wall.

* This is the sixteenth battle to pit a Marvel character against a DC character, the first being Ego vs Mogo, Captain America vs Deathstroke, Cyborg Superman vs Ultron, Rogue vs Poison Ivy, Miss America vs Supergirl, Hulk vs Darkseid, Captain Marvel vs Green Lantern, Black Widow vs Batwoman, Gwenpool vs Harley Quinn, Black Manta vs Cyclops, Punisher vs Red Hood, James Rogers vs Damian Wayne, Thor vs Superman and Emma Frost vs Zatanna

* This is the seventeenth time a DC character won a What if Battle, the first being Power Girl vs Cooler, Piccolo vs Martian Manhunter, Mercy vs Hawkgirl, Captain America vs Deathstroke, Ultron vs Cyborg Superman, Miss America vs Supergirl, Superman vs Saitama, Hulk vs Darkseid, Captain Marvel vs Green Lantern, Black Widow vs Batwoman, Punisher vs Red Hood, James Rogers vs Damian Wayne, Robin Battle Royale, Wonder Woman vs She-Ra, Goku Black vs Reverse Flash and Emma Frost vs Zatanna

* This is the thirteenth time a Marvel character loses a What if Battle, the first being Mimicry Battle Royale, Emma Swan vs Skye, Gwenpool vs Spider-Gwen, Captain America vs Deathstroke, Ultron vs Cyborg Superman, Miss America vs Supergirl, Hulk vs Darkseid, Captain Marvel vs Green Lantern, Black Widow vs Batwoman, Punisher vs Red Hood, James Rogers vs Damian Wayne, Emma Frost vs Zatanna and Black Cat vs Cat Noir

* This is the tenth battle to feature a character from the LGBT community, the first being Rogue vs Poison Ivy, Ms. America vs Supergirl, Catwoman vs Cassie Cage, Black Widow vs Batwoman, Ruby Rose vs Tracer, She-Ra vs Wonder Woman, Korra vs Luke Skywalker, Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune vs Caulifla and Kale, Best Friend Squad vs Team Toguro and Black Cat vs Cat Noir

* This episode marks Deadpool's first official episode to be featured in a fight when his last appearance is as a guest character in Power Girl vs Cooler in which he referenced during his analysis.

* Deadpool even brought in several characters who were once guest characters in other battles.

1. Violet Evergarden-Emma Swan vs Skye and Regina vs Ravenna

2. Sonic the Hedgehog- Yang vs Knuckles

3. Gwenpool- Gwenpool vs Spider-Gwen and Gwenpool vs Harley Quinn

4. Zuko- Antagonistic Women Battle Royale

5. Sinestro- Ego vs Mogo

6. Lola Bunny-Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny

* In a way to make fun of some of his fight requests from What if Battles 1, Deadpool expressed gladness that his fight is a serious fight and not a joke one. Especially since he is glad his opponent is not a pony or an anime girl.

* During the fight, both Deadpool and Lobo stumbled through several past battles, those includes Korra vs Luke Skywalker, Spiderman vs Ruby Rose and Roman Torchwick and Neopolitan vs Joker and Harley Quinn

* The part where Deadpool throws Luke Skywalker's lightsaber away is a reference to the scene in Star Wars The Last Jedi where Luke threw away the lightsaber Rey gave him

* The part where Deadpool and Spider-Man sang is a reference to the video Deadpool Musical Beauty and The Beast Gaston Parody

* The part where Deadpool points out Joker and Harley Quinn is a reference to a fight in What if Battles 1,

* Deadpool was even expressing relief that he is not pitted against a pony since he hates killing one

* Harley having met Deadpool in that match, having fought Gwenpool in a previous battle, Gwenpool vs Harley Quinn and being a fourth wall breaker herself, expresses a feeling of deja vu seeing him.

* While Deadpool is using the continuity gem, several alternate endings of Danvers-Kara's  episodes with wrong endings were seen, those including Mikasa Ackerman vs Blake Belladonna, Hulk vs Broly Remastered and even fights where a lot of people were upset which includes DBS Goku vs GT Goku

* Deadpool even show an alternate ending to Yang vs Leone 2019 as a reference to the first fight back in What if Battles 1 to help appease people who are upset over Yang's losing streak in four of her fights, having being the only returning combatant with the largest number of loses.

* The way Lobo finished off Deadpool is a reference to his super move in the game Injustice God Among Us.