I got lost in the middle of nowhere
but at least I found a gas station there

When I asked that guy for directions
he responded wothout any discretion

I wondered, just hanging about
until someone told me to "get out"

I headed to a city nearby
I politely came to say "hi"
But the lady yelled "goodbye"
and I left wondering why?

I've been at a store, at a zoo, at a mall
I went to jail just to make a phone call
But no one answered until
someone told me to "go to hell"

Became depressed drowning in pills
until I began feeling ill
I said to the world "farewell" with my dead corpse lying still

Now that I'm a goner
buried six feet under

I ended up somewhere in Satan's lair
and the devil himself told me to "get outta here"

I ended in eternal limbo
now, with nowhere else to go.