Russia: *watches as 50 Shades of Gray pops up on the commercials* ouo

Belarus: Brother...what are you....? *TV makes 'noises'*

Russia: Shh...not now little sister, Mother Russia is trying to watch something...educational...ouo

Russia's Mind: *Gercest + Russia =...*

Belarus: Is that our sex tape we made awhile back?

Lithuania: *Spits his tea all over the floor* WHAT?!