(From the movie Ted)

A small little American boy pants and screams as his slumber ends from the crashing of thunder and lightening outside of his window. He pants and wipes the small sweat as if though to calm him down. "Phew! Thank goodness! It was just a dream!" He smiles to himself and slowly crawls out of bed and walks over to his window to meet his total nightmare: thunder and lightning.

He screams at the top of his lungs and runs out of his little room with his miniature Captain America plush--toward his guardian older brother Arthur.

"Artie!!" He shrieks and bangs open the door with his fist.

Arthur slowly rolls off the bed and feels a hard thud hit next to him. "Great! You made me break another lamp!"

"But Artie! The monsters are back! The monsters are back!" Tears brimmed on the corners of his eyes as they slit down into river-like tears.

The older sibling sighed and picked up his younger sibling and set him on his bed. "Hey, its alright," he wipes away the wet substance off his little brother's cheek,"Everything is going to be ok." He murmurs to the child and nestles him in his arms. "Do you want to sing the Thunder Buddy Song with me?"

Without being hesitant the little American boy nodded. "Yes!"

Arthur grinned slightly and they both started to chant the song together in sync:

"When you hear the sound of thunder, dont you get too scared.

Just grab your thunder buddy, and say these magic words: Fuck you, Thunder.

You can suck my dick.

You can't get me, Thunder, because you're just Gods farts."

As the song came to a close, the little American boy farts on Arthur's lap, leaving a treacherous odor; enveloping the inside of Arthur's room.

"Bloody hell, what did you eat?!"

"Your scones."