The results are in...in just 24 hours of 75 + spams of this book on my notifications...And yes, I got tired of the spam xD so I will keep continuing till' my arse and my fingers..literally hurt..

So with further a do... I decided to give you the recipe for Heroic Toast!!

Heroic Toast with Arthur Kirkland:

Step 1. Go to a bloody kitchen area.

Step 2. Find an American idiot.

Step 3. Tell him to make some Heroic Toast.

Step 4. The American bangs the toaster.

Step 5. You yell at him and hit him with a broom.

Step 6. The American is hurt so badly by one touch, he cries and runs to his mother Frenchman.

Step 7. When the git has left the building, the toaster goes off...

Step 8. The toast has the American flag on it and goo...

Step 9. You are dared to eat it by an annoying fairy...

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England: And that my friends, is how I ended up in a hospital...

Nurse: Um...Sir?

England: Hmm?

Nurse: You're results are positive...You are homosexual.

England: Wait what?! I wasn't getting tested for that! I was getting tested for HIV?!

Nurse: *leaves out the door* Aren't we all?