Sealand: Arthur!! Arthur!! I just came back from the planet Pluto! It was really small and cold...

England: You went to where?! And that isn't even a planet!

Sealand: What? Oh! And I went Uranus!

England: *looks at his butt and back him* You wanker!! *Smacks Sealand*

Sealand: Ow!! Hey! T^T

England: And that is why I hate children -.-"