Germany: Hey, uh could it matter if I am married or not? Really..? That sounds great...

France: =.= *Turns on lamp and is sitting on the couch*

Germany: O.O

France: =.= Who are you talking to...?

Germany: It's Jake..from Statefarm

France: Really?! At three in the morning?! *Takes phone* Who is this?!

America: Uh...It's Jake...from Statefarm

France: Oh yeah! What are you wearing 'Jake from Statefarm'?

America: uh...khakis ...

France: *Smacks Germany* She sounds hideous!

Germany: Well..she's a guy so...