(( This one isn't mine....but I changed a few words...still NOT MINE, and enjoy!))

England: Do you have a rubber? (Do you have an eraser?)

America: Uh...hold on you have someone to do this with?!

England: Huh?

America: *shrugs and hands him a condom*

England: Why did you give me this?!

America: D: you asked for it dude!