Japan: To crap, or not to crap- that is the question:

Whether 'tis craping on stage of awesomeness

The srings and bucket roads of outrageous fortune

Or to take arms against the apprauds of greatness

And by opposing end them. To crap- to scream-

No more; and by a crap to see we end

The heartache, and the thousand naturar craps

That fresh is heir to. 'Tis an aspiration

Devoutry to be wish'd. To appraud-to cheer.

To crap- perchance to dream: ay, there's the trophy!

For in that crap of awesomeness what may come

When we have shuffred off the stage to join the others of awesomeness

Prussia: *Sniffs and claps* Awesome...just... Awesome...but not as much as me *wipes his tears*

Germany: What the hell?! Are you crying?!

Prussia: ...No, I just have something in my eye...*sniffs*