(a/n: changed kid to Vpking50 (Vp))

Al: Brother, are you sure this is a good idea?

Ed: Absolutely not! But we're doing it anyways!

Al: Transmuting a hole into another dimension? It's like....Why would you even do that?

Ed: Come on. What's the worst that could happen.

Al: Nazis. Magical Nazis.

Ed: Now you're just being silly. Anyway. Magical Portal Go!

Nothing Happens

Al: Um..

Ed: Hang on, i've got this...just...just...just wait.

Al: You're really out of practice arent you?

Ed: Butter off! I know how to do this...Uh...Bibity Bang?

Al: Just clap your hands.

Ed: Right *claps hands* Did that do anything?

Al: It dosen't feel any different

Ed: Crap that was it! Bibbity Bang!

Missy: *appears out of thin air* Haha! I was here the whole time.

Ed: What?

Missy: 'Zactly.

Al: How long have you?..

Missy: Since always...and never.

Ed: Sew the lewsh.

Missy: Eeedddwarrddd

Ed: What brings you to our neck of the woods, mate?

Missy: Im here reasearching nekos

Ed: Oh yea, so what did you learn?

Missy: That i am amazingly bad at reasearching nekos. Somehow i've managed to find out less about my powers. Seriously watch this. *lazer beam comes out of eye and hits Al then back at Missy* OH CRAP!

Ed: Funny. Im in the middle of researching magic.

Al: Alchemy!

Ed: Ugh fine. Alchemy

Missy: And what did you learn on your never ending quest, friend.

Ed: there arent enough tetena shocks in the word to warrant swimming when you have a prosthetic arm.

Al: Haha yea swimming...I remember that.

Missy: I hate to bother you all, but you wouldn't happen to know about the power of the bananas would you?

Ed: Whats that like a philosepher's stone?

Missy: Sounds cryptic, so im going to say yes. In fact ive just entirely convinced myself it is.

Ed: Ah mate, learn yourself some alchemy then. Comes in handy with that particular search.

Missy: Hah, Handy *laughs*

Ed: Yea some sweet stuff. There's only one rule really.

Missy: Ah the law of equivelent exchange.

Ed: No. Never assume you know what you're doing cause you're doing it wrong.

Missy: But it's literally the first thing in the state alchemist handbook *pulls one out*

Ed: And how much did you pay for that?

Missy: Uhh like 6.50.

Ed: See you're already doing it wrong.

Al: You're supposed to steal it.

Ed: *hums highpitched*

Missy: So law of equivelent exchange....except for the guy who sells these books.

Ed: *keeps humming*

Missy: What is he doing?

Ed: WHAHEWHEW.

Evora: *appears* OW MY HEAD!

Al: Wait was that succesful human transmutation.

Ed: It's official. Im allpowerful.

Missy: Aw man bring back bellbottom jeans.

Vp: *appears* NO! No no no no! It's bad enough I have you people adding to your respective universe death tolls, Now you think you can subtract from others?!

Missy: Aw here we go! Buckle in for the lecture train with Mr. Holyer Than Thou!

Vp: You need to stop reviving people from the dead. You could potentially cause subspace to rip your universes apart! Heck I bet you didn't even assume you were doing it wrong!

Ed: Hah ill have you know that I was trying to tear a hole through the fabric of reality!

Missy: Wait im confused. Dosen't that mean he was doing it right?

Evora: Classmates would it be acceptable for me to go home now?

Vp: It's not that easy. Once somebody's returned to a different plane of existence they can only be brought back to rest by those who visited the place said to contain true happiness. Though i don't exactly know where that is, I unfortunantly know where we can start looking.

Skip to Ava's Ship

Me: *is attempting alchemy* Come on baby needs a new pair of shoes! *bellbottom jeans appear on me* YES!

Ed and Everone Else: *Appear*

Ed: Well, i swear anyone can do alchemy these days!

Me: Who are you callin Al?

Al: No that's me.

Missy: Listen! We need to find true happiness and we're running out of time!

Evora: I am fairly certain you are all violating several sea fearing rules here. This is not welcome in a ship environment.

Vp: Just a catch-phrase batting corpse.

Me: I understand completely!

Al: Do you really?

Me: Knowing me, probably not! Turn 15 degrees portbay!

Resonance: That's not even a thing captain!

Me: BATTEN DOWN THE LIFE RENCHES!

Jasmin: Okay man but I can't gaurentee we'll have a boat left by the time we're done!

Missy: Oh no! We're entering plot territory! Everyone brace yourselves!

Al: You mean things are gonna start making sense?

Resonance: I wouldn't count on that.

Crow: Hey I trust myself today!

Unknown: I was told there would be internet. I am sorely dissapointed in reality right now.

Al: Yea that was wishful thinking on my part.

Me: Wait a minute! I know exactly where we can find what we're looking for.

Resonance: Is it on the grand-line?

Me: HAHA you're being too small minded.

Ed: Yea. Put that tiny mind of yours back in your handbag.

The boat starts to float towards the moon.

Resonance: Wait the banana cant do this! Where are we going?

Al: We should abandon reason at this point.

On the moon

Me: Home at last

Monobear: Bobobo So you finally found your way here. The lair of Moonocuma!

Me: Im not gonna lie. I was really just trying to capsize the boat.

Vp: Seriously Moonocuma? Really

Monobear: I dont tell you how to name your thing. you dont tell me how to name mine.

Vp: Whatever,

Monobear: now your all probably wondering why I brought you here today.

Everyone: No.

Monobear: Well I really cant be having my students comming back to life. They need to learn.

Vp: Then what!? Your whole school just kills people! Between you and team dumbmatch over there you've collectivly killed my whole social life!

Me: Wait what!?

Vp: Oh yea. Everytime someone dies, I have to do the paperwork. Its slightly like working at the DMV. Only slightly less horrifying.

Me: So, you mean to tell me we're on the moon because your upset with your social life!?

Evora: Your social life is not welcome in this moon environment!

Jasmin: IM YELLING ALSO!

Al: Well, there go my non-existant ears.

Ed: I can see we're making real progress finding the happiness place cause i think we can officially deduce its not on the moon!

Vp: Well we don't need to find the place persay, we just need to find someone who's been there.

Monobear: Yo

Vp: Wait seriously?

Monobear: Yup. Twice even.

Vp: Than can you help us put Evora to rest?

Monobear: Hecks yea!

Evora: Not again! *gets crushed by giant hammer*

Monobear: NOW GET OFF OF MY MOON!

Ship goes back to water

Ed: Well I guess we can safely say alls well that ends well.

Everyone: *laughs*

THE END! LONGEST ONE YET!