Somebody asked a question of why is Angela speaking formal english... well, Angela noticed how Thranduil talks so at times she tries to talk like Thranduil but in a sarcastic way. Hope that anwers it. :) Enjoy!

Tapping my fingers against the counter as I stared at Thranduil who was drinking Lemonade in a very fancy and elegant way. Wondering what in earth am I gonna do with him? For sure I can't let him work with me because seeing him in a underwear isn't something I want to see. "What kind of work do you want?" I asked him but his eyes snapped to mine in utter shock. "Me? King Thranduil? Work? I don't work... I lead" he said as he sipped his drink with his chin up.

"Mayor? President?" I asked but he just raised an eyebrow as he said "Auta miquila orqu" (Go kiss an Orc) "guzuntight" I joked. Absolutely not understanding a word he's saying. "Okay... then" I awkwardly said as I walked to my living room and stared at the hole in my ceiling. "You know if you are gonna stay here you have to help me pay for... everything... at least this" I said then all of a sudden a small bag-- but it looks more like a sack was thrown onto my coffee table or more like what's left of my coffee table. I looked back at Thranduil only to see him elegantly sipping his lemonade and I approached the small sack and looked inside to see gold.

"Where in the world did you get that?" I exclaimed raising my hands in the air. "From my home, I have more of them... Is it enough for me to stay?" he asked but that wasn't even a question. Heck, he has a small sack of gold and it is worth millions possibly. "Enough? It is more than enough! We can go shopping and buy new clothes! oh. my. God. Shopping!" I squealed in excitement almost forgetting that Thranduil was not of this world.  "Shopping? What in Middle Earth is Shopping?!" Thranduil asked, petrified of the word 'shopping' I laughed and said "It is when we go and buy new clothes" "What's wrong with my robes? Are they not suitable for your kingdom?" Thranduil asked offended.

"They are suitable but are you planning to wear that like... forever!?" I asked, Thranduil looked confuse while he stared at me but I just rolled my eyes and said "Exactly... now come with me" as I grabbed him once again and started for the door right as I grab the small sack of gold.

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        After selling the Gold which cost a fortune, me and Thranduil were walking towards the mall. "May I ask... What are these weird steel looking creatures... are they forged by your king? slaves? since they are carrying mortals" Thranduil asked as he pointed to the traffic of cars. "That my good fella, is called a car. We use it to get to one place to another" I explained "What of your horses?" he asked and I replied "They are sometimes used but mostly just for fun" "For fun!? Horses are beautiful beings they need more respect than just saying they're for fun" Thranduil said strictly but I just raised both hands in surrender and said "Sor-ry!"

As we got to the mall, I entered through the spinning doors expecting to see Thranduil beside me but I was wrong. I looked back and saw him still going round and round at the spinning doors. I rolled my eyes and shouted "Thranduil, stop playing around" people stared at me as if I was crazy. "How" he said first when he was near me "do" .... "you".... "Stop?"

I then waited till he was near and got in the small space but then the door suddenly stopped trapping both of us in, since there was an old lady trying to get in so it would take a while. Me and Thranduil were pressed against each other "what would my people say if they saw me with this filthy mortal trapped inside some sort of dungeon" he exclaimed which offended me the most. "What would my people say to see me trapped here with a gay ass looking cosplayer" I bite back but he just stared at me as if I was speaking a different language, but I did not notice how blue his eyes were. They were so beautiful, how could I not see these before? "You're eyes..." I trailed off as I just realized what the hell I was doing. The door started moving again and we finally got out.

Thranduil's jaw dropped as he stared at the modern glass looking mall. "This-- Thranduil is called a mall. A place where you buy clothes, food and all kinds of things" I explained but as I looked back at Thranduil, he was gone. My head whirled around searching for the long haired man until my eyes landed on the jewelry shop. He was staring creepily at the white diamonds that sparkled brightly. "So beautiful" he purred and he faced the salesman and stood up straight saying in the most demanding tone ever "I demand these diamonds delivered to my Kingdom at once... maybe we could make a trade" "I'm sorry sir but the only thing we trade is cash" the salesman said "How dare you filthy--" but I cut off Thranduil off by grabbing him before we get kicked out of the mall.

"I'm terribly sorry... my husband here has issues" I apologized, the salesman just glared at us as we walked away. "Didn't you see that mortal Angela... he should be punished" he said but I just replied "No Thranduil, he doesn't he is just doing his job. Now let's go get you some clothes" and as we got to the clothing store, Thranduil looked around and sometimes would grab a piece of clothing with his ring finger and thumb looking at it as if it was deadly. Then as I grabbed a few jeans including skinny jeans I threw it at him and said "Try these on"

"What in Middle Earth's name is this!?" he asked as he held up the few pairs of jeans "They are called jeans, you put them on your legs" as I explained I could see the cashier looking at us like we just came out of the mental hospital, well that would be mostly Thranduil. "Now go try them on and see if they fit" I ushered him towards the changing room. After waiting for like forever he finally opened the dressing room door looking stiff. "I knew it! It is the apocalypse!" he shouted making everyone in the store look at him. He stood at the door looking like he couldn't move due to the tight skinny jeans he was wearing. "What are you talking about?" I asked "These jeans... they are sucking the air out of me... they are trying to kill us" he said which made me laugh my ass off, but in the end we decided to buy him regular jeans and a few slacks since he dreaded wearing skinny jeans. After trying on a few other outfits and shoes I was paying at the cashier letting Thranduil wander around the place.

Someone then tapped on my shoulder and as I turned around, 2 security officers standing in front of me with a very annoyed expression plastered on their face. I knew what was going on... Thranduil.

"Excuse me ma'am is that your husband over there?" one of the security guards asked me as she pointed to the right and once I turned my head I saw Thranduil sitting in Santa Claus' chair which looked like a Golden throne, Santa Claus was kneeling on the floor while the elves stood beside Thranduil looking petrified. People crowded around the area and the one thing going through my mind,

"Bloody hell"