"Oh my God!!" me and Miley screeched in unison as we both retreated behind the sofa or more like what's left of it. Miley then shouted frantically towards me "Get the bat!! The bat Angel!!" I then quickly ran towards my room and grabbed the bat and stood in front of the weird person who was now sitting up looking around probably wondering where 'it' was. He then looked at me and his eyes widen and he asked "Are you an Angel?" before he could say anything else I hit him with my bat knocking him out cold.

I threw the bat on the floor and I was definitely about to go into shock. "Should we call the cops?" Miley asked and my head snapped towards her "Are you crazy!? This person knows where I live and knows what we look like, this person might come after me or worse Miles! I just hit him with my bat-- he might press charges!" I said, she just nodded and asked "What are we gonna do?"

I took in a deep breath before I go all nuts. "Let's handle this like adults. Remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Let's question hi-- it once it wakes up" I said as I calmed Miley down before she also goes into shock "Then why the HELL did you hit him with a bat for!?" she yelled "You said go get the bat!" I accused "Yeah but I don't mean go get it and hit him with it, I meant use it just in case he does something" she said "Well, thanks for the heads up" I said sarcastically

After hours of waiting and cleaning up the place the person finally woke up. He groaned in pain as he clutched his head. "Mani marte? Manke amin?" (What happened? Where am i?)it spoke and as it turned towards us it spoke again "Manke naa lle!?" (Who are you!?) "Angel! I don't speak Chinese" Miley whispered to me "I don't think it's Chinese" I said as I step forward and the person flinched as I did. "Hello! Can... you... speak.. English?" I asked like I was talking to a kindergarten.

"I don't think it speaks English Angel, I'm scared" Miley said as she clutched to my arm. As I looked closely I notice that he has deep electric blue eyes, they looked so beautiful but I couldn't be attracted to complete and total stranger, who knows this person might be a serial killer or even worse, a woman. "We should call the cops... or how about we call Eric!?" Miley suggested and as much as I wanna call Eric, sadly it was a holiday and he might be with his family in Arizona. "It's Christmas Miley. No one is here to help us not even the police" I said when suddenly the person spoke "Where am I?"

Me and Miley's eyes were wide "Why the hell didn't you tell us that you can speak English a hole!?" Miley shouted but I swatted her shoulder and said "That wasn't kind" but she just rolled her eyes. "What is your name?" I asked him but he then said "Don't you know me?" Me and Miley looked at each other and both of us answered "no" but he stood up and held his chin up high "I am Thranduil, King of Mirkwood" he said all too proudly. Me and Miley burst out laughing and this made Thranduil confused.

"Where did you come from? The mental hospital?" Miley asked through giggles "I come from Mirkwood, the Great Greenwood" he said seriously but then I caught sight of his pointed ears. I then walked forward but he took a step back and I assured him "Don't worry, I am not gonna hurt you" "How can I trust you when you just hit me with some sort of steel" he hissed, I couldn't blame him. "Umm.. ok! Then what are your ears?" I said as I pointed to my own ears. "I am an Elf" he stated "Did you fall off of Santa's sleigh or something?" Miley asked through giggles.

I ignored her because I was a more opened minded person. I believed in Aliens, Vampires, Mermaids, Heck, I even believe that one day I'll meet my werewolf mate and he'll kidnap me and claim me as his own. "Why did you fell?" I asked surprisingly calm "There was an old woman who happened to cross my borders and I questioned her but she just said that she needed a place to stay but I couldn't let a mortal stay in my Kingdom even an old and crippled woman" he said not sure where this is leading to but suddenly me and Miley were listening intently since she knew I was being serious that somehow, deep down I believed in this man.

"So I cast her out but she said I would face the consequences but I took no heed. She came back the next night giving me another chance but I told the guards to kill her instead she turned into a different woman and cursed me" he said sadly as he looked at the ground. "This reminds me of Beauty and the beast" Miley said "Did she say anything about how to break the curse?" I asked his eyes then connected with mine and all I could see through his eyes were the definition of sadness and beyond the meaning of sorrow. It broke my heart to see anybody emotionally hurt this way.

"She said 'A heart must be restored with its old warmth, the ice that coats the heart must be melted by the kiss of a pure heart, earns it love and you shall find home' if I see that old lady again I shall curse it with my blade" he hissed "Wow! You must've pissed her ass off hard" Miley said "This is madness! You know my name but I don't know of yours. What kind of trick is this!? Who are you working for? Sauron? or Saruman?" he yelled making me swat him with a fly swatter. He glared at me and growled "How dare you touch me you filthy mortal" "How dare you speak to me. I am the master of this home! I can cast you out if you want me to... people will kill you once they know who you really are. Thranduil I don't know where you came from but we are your only allies" I yelled back

"At least give me your names" he said as he crossed his arms making his arms flex and chest more clearer. Woah, he got some muscles. Since I was so lost in thought or more like drooling over his muscles since muscles are my weaknesses, I nudged Miley's arm to speak because at the moment I forgot what we were talking about and why everyone was staring at me. "Oh, My name is Miley Paige" she said simply then Thranduil looked at me and raised an eyebrow expecting me and Miley to bow down to his feet, well guess what? It ain't happening!

"I am Angela James"